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Unbelievable.... WHAT NEXT??!? (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Arkful773 ago by Arkful773 +1569 / -0
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Arkful773 [S] 52 points ago +52 / -0

Thanks. I made this myself! Added “Shitpost”.

Appropriate, huh??? 💩

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swanzinator 14 points ago +14 / -0

I like the way Fauci’s thumb is kinda pointed up, as if to plug a sphincter. Nicely done!

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HangtownBill 7 points ago +7 / -0

N-95 butt plug?

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ByteKnight321 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for the flair, if THEY think it would hurt GEOTUS they would push it!

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, I was not sure if this was a shitpost or reality.

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RBailey82nd 36 points ago +36 / -0

I always have to check, no matter how ridiculous, an article to verify its truth. These are strange times Pedes.

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Sargentpilcher 11 points ago +11 / -0

Are you serious? Can you link to one? Because if true, this has a lot of meme potential.

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Varangian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Anecdotally an OR anesthesiologist caused many many post op strep infections with flatulence. Infection control was stymied for a while before discovering the source.

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Uwjuebs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Were they not wearing underwear? How did the infection get through the cloth?

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean cloth doesn’t stop pathogens?!!!!

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RBailey82nd 9 points ago +9 / -0

We are all going to die!

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CrackaJack 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lol quality shit post

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RussianBot2 2 points ago +2 / -0

it got me, I totally believed it.

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Mentos25 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hehe, shitpost

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mykillk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Need to photoshop in a big tube of K-Y in there

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FertileMoor 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think you can still fart around a butt plug (so I heard)

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glompywompy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I saw the babylon bee the other day... and then I thought it became reality, almost didn't take a second look and just believed it for the clown world it is.

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svenborgia 5 points ago +5 / -0

That California public flatulence mandate is gonna be rough on Swalwell.

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dr Fauci demonstrates how to wear one here.

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silentnomore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for the laugh.

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TrumpLovesPussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

he needs one for his mouth

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Teddy_Schmoozevelt 4 points ago +4 / -0

In the words of Moses "Let my flatulence flow!"

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trump212121 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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IllKissYourBoobies 4 points ago +4 / -0

I swear I missed the flair and thought this was real.

...and that's sad. 🤡🌎

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swanzinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I always suspected Fauci had that smirk of someone using anal beads.

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DefaultFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

It does spread through fecal matter so this isn't far off.

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fusreedah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ive been on the carnivore diet recently, and someone asked me if it was true that it makes you stop farting. I didnt notice until they asked, but yes it indeed does!

So what I'm thinking is, we use WuFlu to get everyone to give up carbs (you know, like how the Dems are using it to get everyone to give up freedom), saying that they are bad unsympathetic people if they don't. Then they unwittingly get all that soy out of their systems and replace it with red-blooded testosterone. Suddenly, everyone is based! Wbat you guys think?

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t know, when I did the Atkins diet I still had plenty of flatulence. Smelled like sulfur and burned hair.

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793D 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao we've got the funniest cunts here at thedonald.win, folks, they're the absolute dog's nuts.

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Adhal 2 points ago +2 / -0

sad thing is i seriously have to question whether shit like this is real or not these days

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Headline_Correction 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh what is this shit? LOL

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HangtownBill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Butt mask? N-95 Adult diapers? Depends, not only for the incontentent.

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PANTIFA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antivax sentiment transmitted by speech likely to lead to gag mandate.

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Pineline 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are you gay (and that was my obligatory gay joke thank you ladies and gentlemen and good night)

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FlyingHounds 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m anxiously awaiting the results from the queefing COVID-19 study.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nostril-Pods would fill that Void.

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ThurtineFiddyToo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Question to the resident perverts. Is it not possible to fart whilst plugged? Seems like one could just fart around the plug.

Also, why does the mask debate always devolve into fart physics?

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kono_hito_wa 2 points ago +4 / -2

You should probably tag this, unless you think it's real...

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Trumper007 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey shut up for 24 hours and it will be LOL

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journalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Onion?

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Arkful773 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Breaking... San Francisco Board of Supervisors approves UNANIMOUSLY

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Slothboy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Haha literal shitpost

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bubble_bursts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plug all your holes .... oh wait ... is that what we saw in the Uighur drone footage?

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m finally ahead of the curve...

...what?? Why y’all lookin’ at me like that???