Anecdotally an OR anesthesiologist caused many many post op strep infections with flatulence. Infection control was stymied for a while before discovering the source.
I saw the babylon bee the other day... and then I thought it became reality, almost didn't take a second look and just believed it for the clown world it is.
Ive been on the carnivore diet recently, and someone asked me if it was true that it makes you stop farting. I didnt notice until they asked, but yes it indeed does!
So what I'm thinking is, we use WuFlu to get everyone to give up carbs (you know, like how the Dems are using it to get everyone to give up freedom), saying that they are bad unsympathetic people if they don't. Then they unwittingly get all that soy out of their systems and replace it with red-blooded testosterone. Suddenly, everyone is based! Wbat you guys think?
Thanks. I made this myself! Added “Shitpost”.
Appropriate, huh??? 💩
I like the way Fauci’s thumb is kinda pointed up, as if to plug a sphincter. Nicely done!
N-95 butt plug?
Thank you for the flair, if THEY think it would hurt GEOTUS they would push it!
Honestly, I was not sure if this was a shitpost or reality.
I always have to check, no matter how ridiculous, an article to verify its truth. These are strange times Pedes.
Are you serious? Can you link to one? Because if true, this has a lot of meme potential.
Anecdotally an OR anesthesiologist caused many many post op strep infections with flatulence. Infection control was stymied for a while before discovering the source.
Were they not wearing underwear? How did the infection get through the cloth?
You mean cloth doesn’t stop pathogens?!!!!
We are all going to die!
Lol quality shit post
it got me, I totally believed it.
Hehe, shitpost
Need to photoshop in a big tube of K-Y in there
I think you can still fart around a butt plug (so I heard)
I saw the babylon bee the other day... and then I thought it became reality, almost didn't take a second look and just believed it for the clown world it is.
That California public flatulence mandate is gonna be rough on Swalwell.
Dr Fauci demonstrates how to wear one here.
Thanks for the laugh.
he needs one for his mouth
In the words of Moses "Let my flatulence flow!"
kek
I swear I missed the flair and thought this was real.
...and that's sad. 🤡🌎
I always suspected Fauci had that smirk of someone using anal beads.
It does spread through fecal matter so this isn't far off.
Ive been on the carnivore diet recently, and someone asked me if it was true that it makes you stop farting. I didnt notice until they asked, but yes it indeed does!
So what I'm thinking is, we use WuFlu to get everyone to give up carbs (you know, like how the Dems are using it to get everyone to give up freedom), saying that they are bad unsympathetic people if they don't. Then they unwittingly get all that soy out of their systems and replace it with red-blooded testosterone. Suddenly, everyone is based! Wbat you guys think?
I don’t know, when I did the Atkins diet I still had plenty of flatulence. Smelled like sulfur and burned hair.
Lmao we've got the funniest cunts here at thedonald.win, folks, they're the absolute dog's nuts.
sad thing is i seriously have to question whether shit like this is real or not these days
oh what is this shit? LOL
Butt mask? N-95 Adult diapers? Depends, not only for the incontentent.
Antivax sentiment transmitted by speech likely to lead to gag mandate.
What are you gay (and that was my obligatory gay joke thank you ladies and gentlemen and good night)
I’m anxiously awaiting the results from the queefing COVID-19 study.
Nostril-Pods would fill that Void.
Question to the resident perverts. Is it not possible to fart whilst plugged? Seems like one could just fart around the plug.
Also, why does the mask debate always devolve into fart physics?
You should probably tag this, unless you think it's real...
Hey shut up for 24 hours and it will be LOL
Onion?
Breaking... San Francisco Board of Supervisors approves UNANIMOUSLY
Haha literal shitpost
Plug all your holes .... oh wait ... is that what we saw in the Uighur drone footage?
I’m finally ahead of the curve...
...what?? Why y’all lookin’ at me like that???