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Unbelievable.... WHAT NEXT??!? (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
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fusreedah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ive been on the carnivore diet recently, and someone asked me if it was true that it makes you stop farting. I didnt notice until they asked, but yes it indeed does!

So what I'm thinking is, we use WuFlu to get everyone to give up carbs (you know, like how the Dems are using it to get everyone to give up freedom), saying that they are bad unsympathetic people if they don't. Then they unwittingly get all that soy out of their systems and replace it with red-blooded testosterone. Suddenly, everyone is based! Wbat you guys think?

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t know, when I did the Atkins diet I still had plenty of flatulence. Smelled like sulfur and burned hair.