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JustTheNews 13 points ago +13 / -0

There can be only one. - Sean Connery

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GrayGhost 11 points ago +11 / -0

"By order of the Jarl, stop right there!"

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h3xAd3c1m4L 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’d rather die than go to prison!

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RedWhiteBluePanda 9 points ago +9 / -0

Awww, they should have sent a social worker. This tragedy could have been avoided. Then we could all prance around in the magical land of make believe.

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TrumpVictorious 5 points ago +5 / -0

“This isn’t Dungeons and Dragons.”

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swimjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is Dungeons and Dragons. Guns just do 10 D12 damage and can be used 4 times per action.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hah! Someone's been LARPing too much! He was probably shocked that when he threw the dagger it didn't instantly drop the cop! Glad to hear the officers are all right, and glad to hear there's one less piece of skum out there.

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NoStumpoElTrumpo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indiana Jones?

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Liberals_Are_Scum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully the perp was white. Wouldnt want the dindunuffins to start rioting again /s

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ProPatria 1 point ago +1 / -0

Level 2 fighter fails melee attack, attempts to use bonus action to commit ranged attack. Sails save vs. death roll.

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Rhayne -6 points ago +1 / -7

WHEN LARPING GOES WRONG