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Free0fReddit 14 points ago +14 / -0

Start your own basement bar.

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senor_mackle [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

It will be called 'Reclaiming My Time'. Business begins at 10:01pm.

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Free0fReddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Knock, knock, pause 2 seconds, knock, knock, knock.

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was last years password!

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Destineed369 6 points ago +6 / -0

You never said to change it. Plz don’t make it more complicated !

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m in

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m confused..

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thewordwolf 9 points ago +10 / -1

Me too broham.

It's lit at my crib come Saturday night. BBQ, swimming pool, darts, karaoke, jamming...

Dewine can eat a bag'a.

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spaceghost17 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't forget that without sandwiches, you dead.

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catbertz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man that skeleton looks sick. He better get tested asap!!

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w0lver1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unfortunately, he was tested 3 prior times contributing to the total number of cases, and now he is a democrat voter.

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Maccherokee 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Our decisions are science and data based."

"Can we see the data?"

"We don't have the data on that."

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SBOJ_JOBS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, Our data porn actress and sc-fi writer cannot be reached at this time.

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Ekgamut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sadly, science is corrupted beyond belief now.

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Shakakka99 4 points ago +4 / -0

T2. Great movie.

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Oback_Barama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bar should just smash a few windows and spray paint the walls at 10:01pm.

Boom! Instant "protest"!

perfectly legal!

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the kind of shit that prompts red-blooded Americans to heat up the tar.

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bagabond 3 points ago +3 / -0

mad keks for this truth bomb.

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brutustyberius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck them. Start drinking earlier.

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rcstl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Children, remember, if you don't start drinking in the morning, you can't drink all day! That is all.

I think Herr Page (St. Louis County Executive) just made this same authoritarian rule for today!

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PNWArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, commenters. Stop being so funny. I have things to do and none of them are getting done because I'm laughing too hard to work.