TheDonald Magazine Cover 1st Edition " First Addition and Swamp Rat Subtraction"
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I'll take 45
Frame one in solid gold. Don't spill your covfefe on it; it's worth alot!
I'd pay to have that wonderful, bold signature on it too.
This art is really, really good. Really good.
How haven't we thought of this until now?
Kicking myself and MAGAzine
I’ll take 2 terms worth! Thank you 🙏🏻! (EXCELLENT first cover BTW) 👍🏻
As well as a complimentary .45
THIS
NEEDS
TO
HAPPEN
There is one similar. I picked it up at Walmart. It’s an all pro Trump collectors edition magazine. Full of great content
Must be the same one I posted the other day. My husband picked it up for me.
I checked your post history. That’s it. I have it in my personal Trump collection, which is comprised of that, a silver Trump dollar, and all the nice looking letters I get addressed from Trump
Mfw
Love it pedes!!! BARON LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE HIS FATHER!!!!!!!!
With the added advantage of a height at least one foot taller? He's still growing, so who knows.
I see what you did there. Clever bugger you are.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
How dare you, good sir?! How dare you! BOLD!!
LOL Pin Ochet Centerfold. This dude fucks
I actually watched a documentary yesterday about Pinochet's rise to power. One of the interviewees said "he seemed to wonder why it was that many people weren't grateful for what he did" or something like that. Then the Chicago Boys came in and made their country and economic success (thanks Milton!)
All you hear about is muh "he killed almost 4,000 people." MF those are rookie numbers for someone who was trying to send a message to communists. 5 MILLION people have fled Venezuela. There's no telling how many of them would have starved to death if they hadn't. 4,000 Marxists is a small price to pay.
There were literally ships en route from Russia with weapons for Allende's goons when he took action. The mythical peaceful Allende only exists because he didn't get to massacre his enemies like he was planning.
I don't doubt it. I don't see how you can get that far as a Marxist politician without coming to the conclusion that violence is the only way to hold the state together when the totally expected event comes to pass that people say "no, it's my property and my livelihood.
Who is that looking over his shoulder?
Big Mikey P
Really? Wow, two handsome dudes.
Mmm give me some graphic and gratuitous helicopter action.
That's a handsome young man. I can't imagine anyone making fun of his appearance ever.
Looks so much like Barron.
“His hair is ridiculous!” - Blue haired, face pierced, tattooed freak show.
Looks like Elvis and James Dean had a kid. Girls would hang this in their locker, believe me.
Barron's got the best genes, folks. The best. You know it, I know it.
killer tie
I had the hots for Donald as a teen. Fortunately, he wasn't interested in teens.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!(.jpeg)
Edition?
FACE PALM
This is why GEOTUS can't retweet our shit
Thought it was an addition/subtraction pun
That's how I read it lol. Let them screech over semantics, only makes it more viral at this point
Was a typo. was pointed out in another post i deleted. Forgot to save the layered PSD , so I had to improvise. lol
No, it wrote itself, as you said not intentional. Fucking free-minded letters, taking all the fun out of your monopoly on humor with their word-forming tom-foolery.
honestly dude just fix it and repost in 12 hours lol this cohort of pedes will be asleep and you'll get a whole new set of upvotes
So close to absolute greatness too.
Isn't it the most annoying mistake. Always get someone else to proof read your most important work :)
So true. I once typed a doctoral dissertation and spelled the name of the university wrong on the first inside page. Ooops.
ouch, and I bet you saw it the first time you opened it after the submission date
I've never even read my undergraduate dissertation, I don't want to see how bad it is - even though I got the highest grade :)
Username is checking out ;)
you mean Barron? Yes, I agree.
Barron looks so much like Trump.
11/10 would purchase monthly
YOUNG BLOOD MAGA 2020
So, ugh, where can I order this.
I'm getting a top$$$ portrait artist to ink this on my lower back.
i got the full res when you do.
Edition
Man of the year addition & swamp rat subtraction - wordplay
ok this is based
After the glaring typo is fixed..
It's not a typo...addition/subtraction...but I thought the same thing at first, too.
Man, Barron Trump is gonna look so much like his dad in a few years.
He knows that from all his time travels!
Yearly subscription is $20.20
Wow, Barron is definitely his kid!
He looks like James Spader's character in "Pretty In Pink", for those 80s Pedes here. I always loved that character. Even though he was a "villain". Just because he was rich and tried to talk some sense into his cucklord friend who fell for Molly Ringwald's proto-SJW suffragette character.
Preach!
Hahaha Beautiful. I particularly like Templar stealth combat and the Pin-ochet centerfold segments.
Templar Stealth Combat, as a mere concept, is enough to reduce SJWs to salty puddles of fear and loathing.
Was this in the 80s? He has the Duran Duran look going.
Oh shut up, every gen-xer wanted to look like those guys in high school. They could grab all the pussy they wanted and you know it's true.
My hair never did that. I tried to make it do that. It never did.
Now I don't have much hair. I used to have hair. Sometimes I had to much hair. I still like hair.
Hey, Hungry like the Wolf was the shit.
Subscribed
Can I please sign up and spend 15 bucks a month to get this sent to my door? On the other hand.. I don't want the mailman to find out I'm a Don supporter and burn my house down..
And shred your mail-in vote before it ever reaches a post office.
Beauty!
I hope it's real.. I take 5000 copies!
I can't wait until Barron grows up. He's going to look like this, but version 2.0. A Beast.
Gets better with age. Like a fine wine, made with liberal tears, sour grapes, and aged in barrels made from wood that was stripped from the stocks of commie AK-47s.
It's one hell of a vintage folks. The best, believe me.
Those kissable lips...💕
Darken that hair and you'd have Elvis!
Nice
**"We've got the best Graphic Designers and Page Layout Specialists, that I can tell you."
damnit.. you people are beautiful !!
I will print 10 of the magazine lol
Nice!
Also: “Edition”
Barron looks so much like his dad.
I wish this was real. I'd buy 45 copies
Remember sometime after winning the 2016 election Trump was getting lambasted by the “Press” about his weight, skin color and other bs and he said “I was a lot better looking when I was younger! A lot of people said I looked like Elvis as a young man!” The media gaffawed and had a field day making fun of how “delusional and narcissistic” Trump was for saying that “He wishes, hardee-har-har!” They even got some of Elvis’s liberal relatives to come out and say “what an insult! How dare he try to compare himself to Elvis!”
Donald Trump looked exactly like a blonde Elvis Presley when he was a young man. Only taller, more athletic and a hell of a lot smarter!
It’s spelled “uhdishunn”
Thats for TheObama next week. Where inside Biden has a STOKE of Genious?
He looks just like Barron in this.
Holy shit I want to buy this MAGAzine so badly.
MAN OF THE YEAR EDITION
Man of the year addition (he is added) & swamp rat subtraction (they are removed). Wordplay
I will trade you my sister. Number one sex in mouth.
I’ll take them all.
I'll take a subscription until 2024, please.
I'd buy 3 at least and frame them all.
He looks like Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age.