This couple thought it was okay to throw her coffee at me for not wearing a mask while I was eating my breakfast burrito. I pummeled him but I refused to press charges and ask the cops to make them apologize to me and they did. Video to follow, whole thing was captured on my friend's body cam.
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SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
I will. I have more pics from my phone as well. Is there any easier way to post several pics?
The cops let you get away with bloodying that man's nose? Hahaha what? Awesome if true.
Edit: If cops give you trouble, just explain that you were using proper police "use of force continuum" (always being 1 step above the perpetrator). He threw coffee at you; you threw a fist at him. Simple and justified deterrent against future incidents. Taught the couple that unlike Twitter, real life has consequences for the blue checkmark soylent people.
edit: The Democratic Party has just unveiled their new logo, wtf?