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I'm still on hold (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by KetoOrourke ago by KetoOrourke +4727 / -0
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FaRmErX2000 311 points ago +311 / -0

most anticipated video of the weekend

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RegularAmerican 140 points ago +140 / -0

My body is ready

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MHCIII 15 points ago +15 / -0

Stop! Stop! I can only get so erect!

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Warren_Puffitt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ironwood for 5 hours now...starting to ache a little. Tired of fighting off wife. Post that fuckin video asap.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is he working a double shift today or what?

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BIDENSACPADDICT 76 points ago +76 / -0

Im out of the loop. Whos the cuck?

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Trumpfan1 132 points ago +132 / -0

Soy boys girlfriend threw coffee in a guys face while he was eating breakfast without a mask 😷 only to get his ass beat. Bad ass’s friend has it all on video and promises to send. TheDonald.Win is patiently waiting.

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Reave 105 points ago +106 / -1

I'm really not that patient, I keep refreshing. If the girl threw the coffee why isnt her nose bleeding? Equal rights and stuff. BIGGOTS!!!!

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NavyGuy 48 points ago +48 / -0

Equal rights... and lefts.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 28 points ago +28 / -0

Blood was coming out of her "whatever".

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fusreedah 24 points ago +24 / -0

Technically, there is blood coming out of her pussy in this photo.

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ThatOtherGuyBob 8 points ago +8 / -0

^^^^^ This is a winner.

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RepublicanRN 7 points ago +7 / -0

spicy

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are fantastic.

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corntortilla 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oof! That’s gonna leave a mark.

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Reave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Touche.

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Cray_cray_ 28 points ago +28 / -0

Equal rights mean equal lefts.

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hit_backspace 22 points ago +22 / -0

I think OP said it happened in California. If he attacked the female, he'd be locked up already.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

CA Prop 42069: believe all women. Vote no.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd bet a fuckin years salary this is California!

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hit_backspace 3 points ago +3 / -0

He said it was SoCal in another comment. You win!

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's all retirement pensions now but hell yeah I'll take it.

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Gwoz8881 16 points ago +22 / -6

Because real men don’t hit girls. Luckily, her “boyfriend” identifies as a male even though he’s a cuck ass lottle bitch (lottle is like little, but a lot)

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ModsBanPaleos 16 points ago +17 / -1

Yea that rule doesnt apply anymore

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christianknight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Real women keep their hands to themselves.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why don’t they?

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Gwoz8881 0 points ago +1 / -1

Because an average man would absolutely wreck an average woman with a punch. Testosterone is a hell of a hormone. Makes and females are, believe it or not, different!

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then women should take that into context and consider that their actions have consequences. If a ‘lady’ is out of line, ie, trying to harm you, there are varying degrees of resistance she should expect depending on what it is she’s trying to harm you with. Sorry man but this white knighting bs is right in line with SJWs and you absolutely have a right to protect your body from physical harm. A woman can take your eye right out with her fingernails alone.

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goodatlife123 44 points ago +44 / -0

Almonds activated

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GodKingHarambe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Jimmies rustled.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dick out (for Harambe ofc)

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +7 / -0

Soylent power!

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes.

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sgt_richard 15 points ago +15 / -0

lol and they are shocked there's repercussions for their stupid actions.

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featherwinglove 7 points ago +7 / -0

"patiently"?

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HonkNJhonk 28 points ago +28 / -0

Cuck Cuckington, lives over on Soy Lane. Got his beak busted after something his girlfriend did.

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Racerx719 11 points ago +11 / -0

Should of kept his bitch in check

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SneakyWino 20 points ago +21 / -1

Check the front page stickies!

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NormaJeanRocks 14 points ago +14 / -0

See top stickied post

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MrBlack 25 points ago +25 / -0

"In this corner, hailing from his mother's Midwest basement... "

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05OBXT 13 points ago +13 / -0

“.. and his wife boyfriend, in the other corner”

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BilbroNaggins 22 points ago +22 / -0

Video starts,

record scratch freeze frame

"Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

"I'm a commie, a very dumb one and an entitled annoying smug liberal... That's all"

The end.

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Trumpfan1 17 points ago +17 / -0

Without a doubt! My popcorn 🍿 is ready!

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DoesItWorkAlready 9 points ago +9 / -0

My popcorn oil is smoking hot. Need video soon!

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NancyPeloci 78 points ago +80 / -2

Protip: Text outlined in black can be seen easily regardless of background. Otherwise A+ meme!

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KetoOrourke [S] 35 points ago +35 / -0

Ty

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ColoRobo 19 points ago +19 / -0

Seriously great meme. I live in asshole mode. Today I lol’d.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 11 points ago +11 / -0

Try checking out imgflip.com which makes it super easy to make memes. Upload the pic and type text.

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KetoOrourke [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks

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NavyGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meme generator app by zombodroid works well also. Very easy and it automatically outlines text.

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KetoOrourke [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you

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KetoOrourke [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Outstanding!

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NavyGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like his first bloody nose. He doesnt know what to do with his hands. I'm guessing he is the one no doubt calling the cops no doubt

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nowrongwrong 7 points ago +7 / -0

Another easy way if the program you are using doesn't support outlined text (cough MSPaint cough)

Make two textboxes. Put the same text in each box.

Set the color of one to black, set the other to white.

Now position the white text on top of the black text so that is is just barely offset.

Violà! Drop-shadow text that is readable on any background.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the smartest thing Nancy has ever said

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NancyPeloci 0 points ago +1 / -1

You happened to catch me between sips.

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Please_Clap 63 points ago +63 / -0

Talk shit. Get hit

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nodoxplz 46 points ago +46 / -0

Throw chai latte, meet karate

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SirSeizureSalad 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bitch you trippin', now it's time to meet Mike Tyson.

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Tellman125 7 points ago +7 / -0

Afraid of getting sick? Double roundhouse kick

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

leave your safe space, bleed from your cuck face

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FaRmErX2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

this right here folks

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Tookens 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao

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IntrepidBurger 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂 😂 😂

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eyerighteye 29 points ago +29 / -0

Can a video go viral before anyone sees it?

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Tookens 14 points ago +14 / -0

That is a real head scratcher. But I think the evidence in this case points to "yes".

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BidenMassageTherapy 32 points ago +32 / -0

Coronavirus doesn’t exist when you’re bashin the fasch.

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morphagent 27 points ago +27 / -0

The guy that damaged his cuck face knocked it off with his 1st punch.

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Skogin 21 points ago +21 / -0

First punch blasted it off his face. That’s what our dude said!

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was such a manly swing that the face diaper could not maintain its structural integrity. It disintigrated from being in contact with such raging masculinity.

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SchveebleSchvobbla 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂 God I love this place! Thedonald after a hard day at work. Nothing more refreshing.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

His covfefe cup is wearing a mask!

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HeavyHebrew 16 points ago +16 / -0

I bet he is on the phone saying he was just trying to keep people safe by helping enforce mandatory masks while leaving out the coffee being thrown. I have lost faith in the integrity of humanity when it comes to honesty.

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BeefSupreme29 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's desperate to get his chance to talk to Rachel Maddow, I'm sure.

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morphagent 31 points ago +31 / -0

Fucked Around and Found Out.

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WinnerPlaysTCU 29 points ago +29 / -0

Lmao this is the best site on the internet

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TakeEmDownDJT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, I think it's much better than that.

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

So has The Hamster Dance been unseated?

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jaubrey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you mean MeatSpin...

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TheNewRepublic 29 points ago +29 / -0

Hahahahahha this place...the best decision Reddit ever made was quarantine us for supposedly advocating violence against police. In their own world we’re right again.

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Naughtalus 9 points ago +9 / -0

advocating violence against police

🤡🤡🤡

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TakeEmDownDJT 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly, we'd be getting kicked off for this right now so it was destiny, we were destined to be free.

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morphagent 24 points ago +24 / -0

"Help, Police! Someone attacked me only because I attacked them first...UNFAIR!"

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BananaWizard 22 points ago +22 / -0

What's bizarre about this is in many states the law literally says you don't have to wear a mask when you're alone or exercising. So he not only assaulted him but for essentially no reason.

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BananaWizard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Certain states have maskes via executive orders. It's an emergency so they can suspend the rules legally. Under the constitution you cannot legally make someone wear something against their will unless you are a private company like say a costume or uniform. It is technically the law. Doesn't mean most cops will arrest you unless you're sneezing on people. Even in some stores people don't really care.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even in LA County (OP said he’s in Manhattan Beach), you can keep your mask off while you’re sitting at a restaurant outside. And since he was eating a breakfast burrito at the time, it was assault for literally no reason

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asdrubael_was_right 16 points ago +16 / -0

we are having a field day with this cuck in discord rn

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Looks like Flock of Seagulls wish he Ran Away.

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RegularAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does he look like a bitch?!

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TDAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

He couldn't get away.

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TheMustacheBandit 13 points ago +13 / -0

oh wow, spicy as fuck

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Whereami 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pedes work fast around here.

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Wheredidiputit 13 points ago +13 / -0

FUCKED AROUND

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Please_Clap 8 points ago +8 / -0

FOUND OUT

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JebGuacBowl 13 points ago +13 / -0

OHHHH SHIT SON

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justicein2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

smh. dude really should have pressed charges.

mister bloody soy nose would have without the footage.

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davidmode 11 points ago +11 / -0

1 hr in and already a meme 🤣

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AnacondaIsAShill 11 points ago +11 / -0

SPICY!

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eyerighteye 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jus gonna post this as a reminder to myself to make sure it doesn't slide past you pede. Home for the night, I got you.

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Lballs 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m sitting at work just waiting for this video to come out. I know it’s gonna be satisfying.

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OneBreathe 9 points ago +9 / -0

And these fucking losers probably want to defund the police too!

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ill_take_a_coke 9 points ago +9 / -0

My top kek of the day. Thank you, kind Donaldler! Take my Donnie Gold!

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sideOfBeef2016 8 points ago +8 / -0

TOP KEK

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DrVanNostrand 8 points ago +8 / -0
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Kelmika 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL!!!

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FireannDireach 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know this cocksucker is telling all his friends how he 'totally showed a maga hat what's up, I almost totally kicked his ass" before spin class.

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KetoOrourke [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deep down inside he's asking himself 'did she really just fucking do that and looked my way like take care of that willya?'

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grenades_and_ham 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn a hat trick for the kid. This must be a first.

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ElGuapo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beautiful.

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KetoOrourke [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

OP did say she was very upset about the shirt

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Omgwtfbbq 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice screen name 😂

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KetoOrourke [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ty

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Fullarr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Top kek

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Miasmo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man I love this place!

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ArmyWife 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a social worker, I love seeing these kind of memes!

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GodKingHarambe 6 points ago +6 / -0

".....I NEED SOME CHOKKY MILK AND DUNKAROOS!!!!!"

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JohnMcCainsTumors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit this is funny, lol.

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SomaticallySpeaking 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Yes? Hello? I'm still a huge douche."

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Okieshartpostdoke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Social distance worker amirite? Bing bong

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Pickinpox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Contact tracer in training.

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MAGA_____bitches 5 points ago +5 / -0

I kind of hope this happens to me because I'd like an excuse to beat the fuck out of one of these guys.

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Phillysmackdown 5 points ago +5 / -0

This made me fucking laugh so loud I scared my wife