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TaggartCiscontinenta 10 points ago +13 / -3

There is no such thing as an assault rifle.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 6 points ago +6 / -0

My boot is an assault boot if I assault you with it.

In the lefts view anyway.

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catsfive [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does it have scary-looking rails for an assault scope? No!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ya got me there.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 3 points ago +4 / -1

True. Remember the Kurt Eichenwald assault gif?

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes and I still laugh about it now and again! 🤣🤣🤣

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FancyBeerCoozyBeer 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what they put at the end of the battery ram.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought the definition of an assault rifle was one that could select different rates of fire. However that dude had a semi auto. But it’s irrelevant, what he did warranted getting waxed.

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Allahu-AkBOOM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of corse there is. Any fully semi-automatic rifle in a scary color, and with a death star attachment is an assault rifle.

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