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bellcurvestrikesback 104 points ago +104 / -0

Found the person responsible for the servers crashing

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MudDog 39 points ago +39 / -0

What the fuck?! We're witnessing levels of soy that shouldn't even be possible!

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TheTrooper424 6 points ago +6 / -0

By God, I think you're up to something!

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AusLovesUSA 29 points ago +29 / -0

Wtf why would he trash the pizza dudes restaurant for a perceived slight from a customer. Kinda ironic to trash the joint whilst screaming call the police.

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Johnson 10 points ago +10 / -0

misdirected rage. like the way people bullied turn into sour bullies themselves.

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RyanUpCreek 20 points ago +20 / -0

The funny part about this is how the customer didn't even turn around after this nut job threw glass onto the floor. He grabbed his food and walked the fuck out at normal pace.

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novaks47 19 points ago +19 / -0

Of course the spaz isn't even wearing his mask correctly while throwing a fit over someone not wearing a mask. Fucking retards.....

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tdwinner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

ded

I ded

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Modus_Pwninz 81 points ago +81 / -0

Burrito Chad™

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Rhayne -5 points ago +22 / -27

His name should be changed to this lol

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Modus_Pwninz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Flare it up!

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Modus_Pwninz 21 points ago +21 / -0

"First name?"

"Burrito. B U R R I T O....I know. Long story. My dad supported Trump in 2020, and...I dunno, some guy...punched some soyfag...a burrito was involved, just write it down."

"Okay....and middle name?"

"Sigh...Chad. my name is Burrito Chad."

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StateFarmJeffsKhekis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Upvote for taking the time to write this whole ridiculous and humorous scenario.. Lol

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EpicPede 47 points ago +48 / -1

I swear if this video doesn't get posted ill make one of my own. EpicPede style.

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NormaJeanRocks 20 points ago +20 / -0

Exactly, these videos should be a daily thing here. These faggot lefties need to learn we wont put up with their bullshit anymore, I'm hoping something like this happens to me, never does.

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stonetears4fears 7 points ago +7 / -0

Scroll down a few posts and look for a pic of a guy in a white shirt on his cell phone

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rooftoptendie 11 points ago +11 / -0

MY SIDES

I havent kek'd this hard for this long in a grip. our mods are based chads.

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Thehumancentipede 24 points ago +26 / -2

Thinking it’s all made up. Hope I’m wrong.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 11 points ago +12 / -1

Me too.

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thisguy883 11 points ago +11 / -0

If the video isn't posted, I will assume this.

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alfredbester 10 points ago +10 / -0

His boss/friend has the video. It's not an inconsequential decision to post it.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 4 points ago +4 / -0

The story sounds weird to me.

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Aquamine-Amarine 7 points ago +7 / -0

There are pictures, so it's true.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 1 point ago +4 / -3

It’s just a picture of a dude on their phone

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RedDuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know why the guy would want to post a video of himself that seems like he's opening the door to all sorts of legal problems

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. If they know a video exists, it’s discoverable no matter what. He can’t hide it.

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hashtag6zer0s 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'm just excited for the additional meme content this video will provide!

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Lol_Garrus 14 points ago +14 / -0

lol, youre not the only one

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ApocolipticPePe 14 points ago +15 / -1

Lol hey commies - want to crash .win throw more coffee at us! We dare you

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branash13 12 points ago +13 / -1

I really identify with this meme right now.

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elpoePehTeW 10 points ago +10 / -0

I need this in my life so very badly.

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trumprobot 9 points ago +9 / -0

hahahahahaha preach it pepe

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Axegrinder 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where's the video? Hurry dude.

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Notablitheringidiot 8 points ago +8 / -0

op_will_surely_deliver_skeleton.jpg

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 2 points ago +3 / -1

Rip in pieces

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YourMamma57 8 points ago +9 / -1

HURRY UP WE ARE WAITING (Said in Ted Knight)

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Jota211 7 points ago +7 / -0

The new and improved BBC...Breakfast Burrito Chad

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Florida4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I only read the story 30 minutes ago and I am still refreshing like mad.

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kono_hito_wa 7 points ago +8 / -1

Glad I'm not the only one...

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Viking 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me irl

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SITE!

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HongKongFluey 6 points ago +7 / -1

I got my hand lotion and tissues ready. Post that shit son!

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Dialectic 6 points ago +7 / -1

The Pepe of truth

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Filledwithfire 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Chadito: Steak, eggs, onions, chives, white cheddar, sour cream, spicy salsa, wrapped up in a nice and tacky tortilla.

If you are out of tortillas, the thin skin of an NPC is a direct replacement.

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sgtnoodle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sub bacon or pork sausage for steak, and please hold the human skin wrap.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 4 points ago +5 / -1

Is anyone else feeling it is a troll post? I will gladly be proven wrong but OP’s answers seem weird to me.

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Cheesecakecrush 4 points ago +4 / -0

I NEED it

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booshdag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never has a meme been more poignant

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DTOM1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup... were all clamoring for this video. It will be glorious brothers.

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AndrewJackson1Alpha 3 points ago +3 / -0

my gaad. same here, WHERE IS MY VIDEO!!?????

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NotoriousCrux 3 points ago +3 / -0

End my suffering...

And give me burrito Chad !!!!🌯💪🌯

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ConditionalFeels 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buying stock in frozen burritos tomorrow. Stock is going up.

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +4 / -1

Another hoax?

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ZincOS 2 points ago +2 / -0

metoo

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cloudflare was probably bracing for business.

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panthicc 2 points ago +2 / -0

TGIF and I don't have to work tomorrow. I'll refresh all night if I have to.

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2KEK_Chigurh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burrito Chad Video is gonna generate an unintentional DDoS attack, maybe it’s the new tactic?!?!?

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AndrewJackson1Alpha 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where the hell is the video.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

I weep with you

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Chief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha. Looks we all are waiting. Impatiently.

Chad upload the damn video. Please. Please. Please

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xerobound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously doubt it exists at this point. Takes less than 5 minutes to upload a video, if it existed it would've been in the Original Post.

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is the site 100% dedicated to the Burrito Channel now?

That video was mostly boring.

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Indianapede 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m assuming this is someone on a payroll trying to make a viral thing. Didn’t count on others recording him too.

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