I use faggot as an insult pretty often. Takes people aback. They don't know how to respond.
Was driving one time and this dude cut me off right in front of a red light. I had to swerve into the next lane to not hit him as he slammed on his brakes for the red light. I rolled down my window and so did he. I said, "You know you drive like a faggot?" His mouth just dropped open and his wife/girlfriend just started laughing. I think yhey thought I was going to racial on them because they were black. His old lady laughing almost made me lose my poker face as I rolled my window back up.
Bro I’ve been vegan 11 years and eat plenty of soy and believe me there’s no issue here. I’m also probably one of the few people on this board that’s fought in an actual war against commie faggots.
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE TAKES A BEE TO THE KNEE! 🐝 THEN THEY STRUT AND THINK THEY'RE THE BEE'S KNEES. I'LL FIGHT CORN POP IF HE SHOWS HIS MUG AROUND HERE AGAIN. LISTEN FAT, I AIN'T SCARED OF NO STINKIN DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER. AND I DON'T MEAN HE'S UGLY JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK. I LOVE ME SOME BLACK PEOPLE. I LOVE WATERMELONS TOO. BLACK KIDS ARE JUST AS NICE AS RICH KIDS. I LOVE BLACK KIDS BOUNCING ON MY LAP. WHERE AM I. AM I PRESIDENT YET. I'M SLEEPY I'LL GO NAPPY NAP TIME NOW.
There's a Mexican drive-thru near my house that sells breakfast burritos as big as a tallboy that are stuffed to the brim with meat, cheese, potatoes, and egg. I usually can't eat one in a single sitting and have to reheat the rest later. I think I'll get one tomorrow morning.
My local breakfast joint makes a MAGA-Chad breakfast burrito that would make any of you want to slap your grandma. I sweat to God it weighs damn near a pound. Choice of bacon, sausage, chorizo, or any combination, 3 rooster bullets, cheese, grilled chiles and onions. When they ask you when you order, "want the home-fries on the side or in it?" The only correct answer is, "HELLZ YEAH SLAM THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THERE AND DONT HOLD BACK!
I used to make a large batch of breakfast burritos for the office. I kinda stopped doing that because it was a lot of work. I probably didi it two or three times. I spread a tablespoon of refried black beans on the tortilla so that it will act as a sort of glue for the fillings, which were country potatoes, italian sausage, green bell peppers, onions, and shredded cheese. Bomb ass breakfast burritos man.
MAGACHAD got confronted for not wearing a mask, presumably while eating or about to eat, or while finishing up eating his breakfast burrito.. or otherwise just minding his damn beeswax.
Soy couple throws coffee on him, he pummels soyboy, soyboy then calls his mom crying (that's my story anyhow), his women eyefucks MAGACHAD because he's a real man, she ovulates on the spot, he denies her attempts, and gets the police to make Soylent Lean apologize.. ALL ON CAMERA
was at Costco the other day and saw this full tatted white dude with a BLM shirt on... passed him later as he had 6 cases of soy milk... can not make this shit up...
I have no idea whats going on but anytime I go to nightshift and every weekend I eat breakfast burritos with mushrooms, onion, bell pepper, eggs, and a chile like a serano or a jalepeno.
Any Texas pede's here? Breakfast tacos are insane. Egg and brisket breakfast tacos are unlike anything I have ever had before, I always skipped breakfast because I dislike breakfast foods but brisket and egg tacos are just next level.
I made a nice cup of latte every morning with my own espresso machine. That's a daily dose for me to stay awake. Can't leave without that. And as long as it's made with real milk, nothing's wrong there!
I'm proud to say this is one trend I'm ahead of
Easy there Epstein
Ok as long as you don't spend 65k on hotdogs I believe you
Heavy on the walnut sauce, please.
Pleasn't
As long as you put some sort of topping on your pizza, I believe you.
Whoa, easy there Joe Biden
Breakfast Pizzone when?
with pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime
You gotta market that
You are a poet.
Literally a fact, haters will downvote but they can't hide the truth
Lol
Yes and it's amazing. Unless you're referring to kids...Please tell me your're not referring to kids....
Dudes waking up tomorrow be like, "...Burrito Chad vs. soy latte? The fuck?"
Brb off to make gandalf meme
Same. I fucking love breakfast burritos.
Del Taco at 4 AM for my 2 1/2 hour drive on Monday mornings in Colorado
I’ve been eating breakfast burritos since I was born pretty much
Made with Goya ingredients!
With their Frijoles Negros, of course.
I think Faggots is an awesome word and we should take it back, Faggots.
I say faggot about 45 times a day at work, mostly starting when Cavuto takes over from Varney&Co
I use faggot as an insult pretty often. Takes people aback. They don't know how to respond.
Was driving one time and this dude cut me off right in front of a red light. I had to swerve into the next lane to not hit him as he slammed on his brakes for the red light. I rolled down my window and so did he. I said, "You know you drive like a faggot?" His mouth just dropped open and his wife/girlfriend just started laughing. I think yhey thought I was going to racial on them because they were black. His old lady laughing almost made me lose my poker face as I rolled my window back up.
Stop capitalizing faggot, you giant faggot.
Also, obligatory Louis CK. Sorry for the shit quality, but couldn't find a better link.
Trump Tower has the best breakfast burritos, believe me
You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.
they're YUUUUUUGGGEEE and go well with a can of Diet Coke!
When I moved to Texas, people were like "You've GOT to try breakfast burritos in this town!"
Unfortunately they were all really greasy. Guess I'll have to cook my own or have another pede cook for me.
I like my breakfast the same way I like my memes, spicy!
Texan. Been eating eggs with chorizo bacon and cheese for years.
Makes strong muscles for beating commies
Bro I’ve been vegan 11 years and eat plenty of soy and believe me there’s no issue here. I’m also probably one of the few people on this board that’s fought in an actual war against commie faggots.
Yeah, but we call them breakfast tacos because that’s what they are.
Note my failure to call it a burrito.
That's what the protein's for
The meme game Is strong tonight
My apologies to the Mods if I’m wearing out the refresh button
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE TAKES A BEE TO THE KNEE! 🐝 THEN THEY STRUT AND THINK THEY'RE THE BEE'S KNEES. I'LL FIGHT CORN POP IF HE SHOWS HIS MUG AROUND HERE AGAIN. LISTEN FAT, I AIN'T SCARED OF NO STINKIN DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER. AND I DON'T MEAN HE'S UGLY JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK. I LOVE ME SOME BLACK PEOPLE. I LOVE WATERMELONS TOO. BLACK KIDS ARE JUST AS NICE AS RICH KIDS. I LOVE BLACK KIDS BOUNCING ON MY LAP. WHERE AM I. AM I PRESIDENT YET. I'M SLEEPY I'LL GO NAPPY NAP TIME NOW.
CNN headline tomorrow - "Here's how Breakfast Burritos are a Symbol of White Supremacy"
But red or green? 🤔
Ha hello fellow Texan (guessing) I cover my breakfast burritos in spicy green sauce
New Mexico actually. It's the "State Question". 😉
There's a Mexican drive-thru near my house that sells breakfast burritos as big as a tallboy that are stuffed to the brim with meat, cheese, potatoes, and egg. I usually can't eat one in a single sitting and have to reheat the rest later. I think I'll get one tomorrow morning.
I do fucking love breakfast burritos.
My local breakfast joint makes a MAGA-Chad breakfast burrito that would make any of you want to slap your grandma. I sweat to God it weighs damn near a pound. Choice of bacon, sausage, chorizo, or any combination, 3 rooster bullets, cheese, grilled chiles and onions. When they ask you when you order, "want the home-fries on the side or in it?" The only correct answer is, "HELLZ YEAH SLAM THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THERE AND DONT HOLD BACK!
MAGA!
stop, stop! i can only get so erect. you had me at "rooster bullets"
Where is the video?????
Memes are great, but I wanna see it as it happened.
Burrito Chad, you better not be a damn troll!
I fucking love breakfast burritos.
maga #kag #bacon
Don't get them from McDonald's
I ate one of their sausage burritos once. It tasted like rubber.
I don't call it a burrito but ham egg and cheese on a tortilla is Breakfast on the way to work fairly often
🌯
MEAL OF MEN
Chads know the 2x breakfast burrito has always been the breakfast power move
I used to make a large batch of breakfast burritos for the office. I kinda stopped doing that because it was a lot of work. I probably didi it two or three times. I spread a tablespoon of refried black beans on the tortilla so that it will act as a sort of glue for the fillings, which were country potatoes, italian sausage, green bell peppers, onions, and shredded cheese. Bomb ass breakfast burritos man.
Needs more meat in the burrito
I literally went out to mow my lawn and come back to breakfast burrito memes...can y'all help a 'pede out?
Dude im in the same boat wtf is this about
Spez: just kidding I found it https://thedonald.win/p/Gbovlzfv/this-couple-thought-it-was-okay-/c/
Thank you my friend!
What did I miss?
Same question.
What the fuck did I miss?
MAGACHAD got confronted for not wearing a mask, presumably while eating or about to eat, or while finishing up eating his breakfast burrito.. or otherwise just minding his damn beeswax.
Soy couple throws coffee on him, he pummels soyboy, soyboy then calls his mom crying (that's my story anyhow), his women eyefucks MAGACHAD because he's a real man, she ovulates on the spot, he denies her attempts, and gets the police to make Soylent Lean apologize.. ALL ON CAMERA
I feel the same way. I saw a whole lot of posts about breakfast burritos and had to find out what is going on.
was at Costco the other day and saw this full tatted white dude with a BLM shirt on... passed him later as he had 6 cases of soy milk... can not make this shit up...
I have no idea whats going on but anytime I go to nightshift and every weekend I eat breakfast burritos with mushrooms, onion, bell pepper, eggs, and a chile like a serano or a jalepeno.
Trump 2020.
God damn I'm salivating. Guess that's what's for breakfast tomorrow!
This is quite hilarious I come across this incident/thread today. I legit make homemade breakfast burritos like every day
I want my breakfast burrito with Goya beans and a side of Red Bull, please.
Chad breakfast.
Breakfast burritos have been the shit for at least 20 years now.
keep the meme's coming fucking love this
HE WAS JUST ENJOYING HIS BREAKFAST BURRITO!!
I like mine with chorizo and hot sauce.
If you haven’t had Qdoba’s breakfast burritos, you’re wrong.
Hillary likes fish tacos. Thank you, I will show myself out...
As someone with a Mexican wife, I gotta say those are some pretty wimpy looking breakfast burritos. We gotta MBBGA.
Just because of this, I'm about to have a Breakfast Burrito for dinner! let the reeeing commence!
Frankly, I've seldom been as jammed up as TheDonald is now. But to be fair, a burrito was responsible last time that happened, too.
Grab your burrito men for tonight we dine in hell.
Any Texas pede's here? Breakfast tacos are insane. Egg and brisket breakfast tacos are unlike anything I have ever had before, I always skipped breakfast because I dislike breakfast foods but brisket and egg tacos are just next level.
You ain't lived 'til you had a Whataburger breakfast burrito! Usually happens around 2am.
Sounds great pede
GOYA products make the best burritos
This meme has got a real big PP!
I'll have a latte with whole milk. Distant liberal screeching
O.o Wtf was that ?
I made a nice cup of latte every morning with my own espresso machine. That's a daily dose for me to stay awake. Can't leave without that. And as long as it's made with real milk, nothing's wrong there!