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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 17 points ago +17 / -0

PA. Amish are also 2A; they deer hunt like crazy.

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Leonrhodes1993 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't no they used firearms cool 😎

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DeplorableLA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wait, whoa, wasn’t there a somewhat organized “take Amish to polls” offer of rides in a few states in 2016? Would be great to see again. (You can tell my memory of this is vague, not sure if it had a more formal name)

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 11 points ago +11 / -0

We have to get the other 10% registered. MAGA!

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ncstatesman 10 points ago +10 / -0

To that 10%: If you ain't republican you ain't Amish

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Trumper007 5 points ago +6 / -1

How great if Trump went there and did a round table listening to their concerns. He could even wear the hat. He would look into the camera and say "If you vote for Biden you ain't Amish!"...... Then everyone would laugh! HAHAHA

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise

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Widescreen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rumspringa!

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muy_libre 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please make an Amish MAGA hat happen! Do it, Mr. President!

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yzzp 5 points ago +5 / -0

i always thought their way of living may be a little backward but honestly they might be on to something. they are probably much happier people than most of the left easily

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FreeNow 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Amish want to be left alone in freedom. Democrats threaten that every day.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, hard work and providing for ones self and family tends to excise any naive idealism or notion of right to what others have likewise gained through their own labor. That said, charity is a virtue, pathological altruism is not.

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Drew 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Amish frontier is in Maine. They make excellent donuts btw.

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trump212121 4 points ago +4 / -0

100%of Amish will vote for Trump! Amish never used to vote or partake in politics at all.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

They value the opposite of the "progress" the democrats keep pushing.

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theeyeshaveit 3 points ago +3 / -0

The other 10% better be Independents.

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magnokor 3 points ago +4 / -1

The Amish in Pennsylvania, their similar friends in Michigan and Wisconsin, and the Cubans in Florida, that is what nearly decides the election.

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Jabblemonkey1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Largest Amish community in the world is in Ohio.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohio added to the list as well.

Thank you.

Always an important state for the elections.

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well much of the men look like Abraham sooo

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CookiesNCream 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the Amish communities here in Ohio! They have the best bakeries and beef jerkey. Glad to hear they are pretty based, too.

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freedom_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based quilt and barn merchants.

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mastayoda420 2 points ago +2 / -0

The other 10% never returned from their Rumshpringa.

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Trumper007 1 point ago +2 / -1

I 'member when they all got rides.

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570dbp 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happens to the other 10%. Amish will not vote for communism and abortion. Make it 100%.

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Cville123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine what a state official wearing a dress and wig looks like to them? Probably thinking, “I told you so”.

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remember1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

The Amish know about hard work and giving praise to God. They also know how to keep their women in check 😏

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why is it that being true, Jews are seen as complicit in the Democrats' plans, but black folks, who also vote around 90-95% Democrat are seen as their ignorant victims?

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synd1050 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both are complicit.They both had something to gain but it seems they have started seeing the light lately.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bullshit. You think there's some grand Jewish conspiracy to destroy the nation? Why would Jews want to destroy America? If it's to preserve the nation of Israel, that doesn't make sense. Without America, Israel would likely be invaded by all of her neighbors. Not only that: the nonreligious Jews, who are the ones voting leftist policies in place, couldn't give a fig about Israel. If they did, they'd have moved there already. As far as they're concerned, this is their country. Wanting to put leftist policies in place doesn't make them evil and wise, it makes them ignorant.

Oh, and last I checked, Lyndon Johnson, who is most responsible for the welfare system we have in place today, was about as Jewish as a tattooed pig. Painting an ugly metaphor doesn't reveal the ugliness of the Jewish people. Only the ugliness in you.

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