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Over a burrito...worth it (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by dafuq ago by dafuq +3059 / -0
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1st_Covfefe 88 points ago +88 / -0

Kek!

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rooftoptendie 53 points ago +53 / -0

o god, i expanded the meme, and kek'd myself silly, and then went to click on the comments and it 502'd, and i fucking LOST IT.

I CANT BREATHE

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bill_in_texas 14 points ago +14 / -0

I CAN'T BREAF

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IdahoMan87 4 points ago +4 / -0

AH CANTS BREEVE

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deleted 31 points ago +31 / -0
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Helix 20 points ago +20 / -0

Our chaptcha needs to be train selections only!

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anon9-9-9 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does a bus or truck count as a "car" ?

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anon9-9-9 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤦 Thank you CAPTCHA PRO.

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Godlikeproductions 1 point ago +1 / -0

I made all my captchas X Rated.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 18 points ago +18 / -0

Top kek, I'd like to reeeeeeeclaim my time

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Brainz 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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CyanScales 63 points ago +64 / -1

I need my fix and the site is down.
Terrible.
I'm blaming Obama.

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Gunsmonkey22 21 points ago +21 / -0

Can't blame the puppet.

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RaymondBPanelli 21 points ago +21 / -0

Thanks Obama

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PropagandaWizard1984 59 points ago +59 / -0

Right! Is it a DDOS attack or all the Pedes refreshing for Burrito video???

AHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa Fucking Burrito Thunder Dome BITCHES!!!!!

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dafuq [S] 48 points ago +48 / -0

It's the video lol, the site straight busted after 2 and 3 dropped

BURRITODOME

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Averon 27 points ago +28 / -1

There was a 3????

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +10 / -0

BURRITODOME

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA. YOU HAF STOLLEN MY SIDES!

I RECLAIM MY SIDES! I RECLAIM MY SIDES!

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dafuq [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

*in the best way possible

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everylastjuan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who knew there would be so much pent up demand for burritos after all the Goya buying!

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FergieJR 6 points ago +6 / -0

What where is 3???

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ParadigmShift2070 9 points ago +10 / -1

Let him in! He's a doctor engineer!

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Whitemarlin 18 points ago +18 / -0

This site needs better DDoS protection software. I’m talking multiple servers

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CelesteD 17 points ago +17 / -0

Theres a meme here somewhere with the movie "let the right one in"

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The_New_Pope 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deny the denial of the deniers. DDD

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Letten De Rot Kommen Burrito

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bellcurvestrikesback 17 points ago +17 / -0

Let me in!

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Deplorable_in_PA 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't get the DDOS attacks. I assume the cucks/shills are monitoring this site and didn't like seeing Mask Karen and SoyBoy ManTampon get their asses handed to them and therefore tried to DDOS the site?

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BestTimeToBAlive 30 points ago +30 / -0

I think it’s actually happening tonight bc so many of us pedes are all trying to watch the vid at the same time.

Hence, this OPs meme. We’re ddos-ing ourselves tonight

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rooftoptendie 24 points ago +24 / -0

I havent kek'd this hard on TD in a lonnnnng time, I can't even see, I am legit crying laughing.

We fucking broke TD over a burrito. A burrito.

This is just... I mean, how are we supposed to do a GEOTUS AMA if we can't even handle a burrito.

This fucking man, this BurritoChad if you will, is a fucking LEGEND. He needs his own flair now or some shit.

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Hombre29 10 points ago +10 / -0

We fucking broke TD over a burrito. A burrito.

AND coffee

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Tellman125 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump Tower has the best burritos and covfefes!

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dafuq [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Burrito flair FTFW

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disposablecamera5511 12 points ago +12 / -0

People are mad that a group of people hated Reddit so much that they just said, "fuck it ill make my own." Its very in keeping with the theme of the American Revolution.

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Tellman125 5 points ago +5 / -0

You literally can't even write "thedonald.win" in a comment on there.

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switchhand 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftist ideology cannot survive on its own merit. That's why they rely on censorship, manipulation, and cheating.

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Tellman125 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will never be tired of losing. They have absolutely nothing and that's why they're just throwing shit, ripping down statues, and set things on fire. Experts are describing it as "the psychology of REE." 🤔

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Tellman125 3 points ago +3 / -0

ManTampon got fuckin ROCKED. And he was so out of it, he actually thought the Los Angeles police hadn't already been fully defunded and put on indefinite leave

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FergieJR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now we need part 3 :-)

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lolpaladins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agree, but OP says that he will not post any video of his interaction with the police.

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ATortillaBoi 12 points ago +12 / -0

I actually laughed out loud. Bravo.

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sgtmattkind 10 points ago +10 / -0

I seent it! Can't ddos us forever!

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SmokeDopeDank 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love this fucking place!

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RaymondBPanelli 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brilliant

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nowrongwrong 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm old enough to remember when we called this "the slashdot effect"

>.>

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mrpancakes16 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about the ladies and ladies with lady penises and the menstruating men and the non gender conforming hamsters?? Be more inclusive! GTFO! Love trumps hate. Go to hell!

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Covid Coffee

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Notablitheringidiot 5 points ago +5 / -0

When the energy is so high you crash the website

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MarcusOrbelious 5 points ago +5 / -0

Broke the internet with a burrito and a splash of coffee. Get that man a coat.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it over the burrito or tik-tok about to be BTFO?

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dafuq [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Burrito. Only the best site on the web would have its own users bust it after waiting for the "burrito video parts 1,2 and 3"...oh, and the inevitable supercut

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TakingCoatsWIN 4 points ago +4 / -0

How are we getting ddosd just when we get the Burrito Brawler Supreme video? We've been waiting hours.

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

The most effective and unstoppable ddos attack in the history of mankind.

Not packet flooding. Not starting handshakes and leaving them hanging.

Just a ton of people going to the website in question and browsing it.

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mykillk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think tonight we've actually been DDOB'd

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MAGAmanforever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just glad we have a rich benefactor somewhere, these bandwidth costs have to be insane.

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Pirate_Lafitte 3 points ago +3 / -0

The burrito video broke TDW. Worth it

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S1000HD 3 points ago +3 / -0

The amount of traffic we are getting it seems like we are DDOSing ourselves.

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Tellman125 3 points ago +3 / -0

DDOS BURRITOS ... DEEEEEEEELICIOUS

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NotACommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Press charges!!! You can change your mind.. go back the police station and tell them you are emotionally devastated and have changed your mind. They were going to file a false police report.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glorious! Took me so long to get the first video. I had to wait until this morning to get the second. Worth the wait though! The energy waiting for those videos was so high!

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AstronoMink 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was wondering why I couldn't access TD for my daily dose of memes just now. This explains it, lol.

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Makecookiesgreatagai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao, its so unreal they did this over a fucking burrito video

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahah

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MasterChef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burritos?

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew something was up in the middle of the night. Couldn't wait so found it on YouTube. Not sure if this is OP but here you go!

Buritto Mask... https://youtu.be/9fXrVt28bLE

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PleaseHonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hehe Exactly

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ItGoWooWoo -13 points ago +1 / -14

Be careful believing the videos shared about this... It is easy to believe in the message this situation sends. It is not easy to believe that some dude was assaulted because he wasn't wearing a facemark. Why the fuck does a normal person wear a body cam and feel the need to adjust it during the altercation? Where is the footage of the police showing up? I feel as if we are being played into believing a "fake news" story so that people can say, "See how easy republicans are willing to jump on fake news?"

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ItGoWooWoo -7 points ago +1 / -8

I understand recording things... but to wear a body cam, be recording while eating a burrito (taking a lunch break?), intentionally going to adjust it in the middle of the heat of the confrontation.... none of it adds up to me. And yes, I have watched the videos of leftist violence almost every night. Currently doing such at https://www.facebook.com/PTNewsNetwork1/videos/1235541186790656 if you wanted to know.

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dykstra89 6 points ago +6 / -0

it seems they had been talking for a moment already before pt 1 starts. if someone was having a verbal confrontation with someone else, if someone was wearing a body cam, that would probably be the time to turn it on

i took it that when the camera man walked away, he was checking to make sure that he had indeed been recording the altercation. when they start to eat their burritos, the camera man cuts off his friend and i think signals toward the camera and they start laughing

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wakingmajority 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are correct.

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ItGoWooWoo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Back at you Pede. Keep making America great!

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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love your conspiracy theory! You complete fucking lunatic! :)

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wiombims 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree with you 100% but counterpoint. The guy wearing the bodycam said he was running a business that contracted with other local businesses and government. When you run a business, there are things that you change. Your dating life changes, your social media presence changes, the apps on your phone change. Cameras like this are on a continuous record loop and they overwrite from the beginning of the file. They have manual freeze overwrite and impact freeze overwrite. It looked to me like he excused himself to activate the record freeze function. I don't know if I'm just unlucky but I have met a lot of these people who will say one thing to you and not even five minutes later will gaslight you and pretend they said or did something else. They are almost always leftists btw. Chevrolet had to modify the corvette software because the valet mode would record people doing illegal things and those people would end up in court when the corvette owner looked at the footage. Not every state has a single party consent framework but for the ones which do, you better believe savvy business owners take advantage of it to prevent frivolous lawsuits. You can't always prevent people from doing awful things but you can mitigate the consequences. Idk if any of the younger people realize this but in the 90s guys would just randomly stop by a gas station and buy gum or a pack of cigs and keep the receipts in case a crazy ex or one night stand would start making up some shit. Our legal system isn't entirely "innocent until proven guilty" and the court of public opinion more often than not is "guilty until proven innocent".

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Sporadica 3 points ago +3 / -0

I record all my phone calls and am tempted to get a body cam, when I had a car I had a front and back dash cam.

A couple hundred bucks and downloading a free app will pay for itself when you can easily dismiss a lawsuit with a simple letter and USB file of video/audio sent by a lawyer/

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Elvathelion 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL seems a damn good idea to wear a "body cam" in a world full of liars and snowflakes who like blaming their victims.