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.WIN getting hit by the great burrito bandwidth catastrophe of 2020. (media.patriots.win) 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥
posted ago by Shwoogin ago by Shwoogin +1538 / -0
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Champion 48 points ago +48 / -0

I had to check "new" to see if I was alone. This only strengthens my resolve to vote for Trump not that it was ever in question.

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CelesteD 15 points ago +15 / -0

I AM SPARTACU ..... still voting for Trump

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featherwinglove 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm Rey. Rey Sky-still-voting-Trump-walker.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 13 points ago +14 / -1

Which is another reason why I immediately downloaded parts 1 and 2 and posted them to my YT page. Increase the number of sites that it is posted on might relieve some of the strain.

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Jaqen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Appreciate your explanation, some very good points made here and in the replies below it.

Mods would be wise to sticky a post where they provide some transparency to what is actually going on. Not too much detail, just an overview of the underlying issue and some sense of their timeline on fixing it.

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay, I got some good news: The errors are concentrating on the burrito fight video threads for me. Other pages and functions (other posts, typing this comment, looking at user overviews) are working much better. Maybe they put those two posts on a dedicated line or hardware.

Edit: Never mind, it turns out to have been a weird coincidence that lasted only a few minutes.

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll pretend you're French or Canadian or something

Canadian, actually.

and ignore your grotesque grammar errors.

What the actual fuck? Show me some examples. (Pro tip: click on my name and the site will put all my comments in a handy list for you. I'd guess you're mistaken about who you're talking to. I get that alot.)

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't change anything prior to the word "Edit" that time. However, I missed a "gets banned" in a different long comment I checked on. It was the sort of comment I usually go over after at least a significant fraction of an hour to check for correctness and responses. By the way, have you seen the Allie Brosh blog?

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Rockribbed1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grammar Nazis don't kill anybody. Just poke fun

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panthicc 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think this also lends some credence to the possibility that what many thought were DDOS attacks were actually bandwidth resource limits all along. I had/have my suspicions, since this always and only happens whenever there's a significant livestream or something.

I'm assuming mods are cautious to accept money because it compromises their anonymity (if not through the gateway, then through the processor). Or possibly because they can't legally accept money because of their occupation perhaps. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Free0fReddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send them gift cards to a PO box. Then they can redeem them for cash anytime, anywhere.

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Limit donations to specific Anon block sizes. That way no one has to worry about taking on any direct funders that have questionable issues. It could be one Pede with a bunch of blocks, or many Pedes with 1 block, won't matter. Anon it, so it's never an issue, and no one really knows. Just cash flow for ops.

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AsahiNoHikari 3 points ago +3 / -0

Throwing up a Monero address to send money to could be one way. Can't get canceled that way the way Paypal or Mastercard could cancel you.

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fancyraccoon187 10 points ago +10 / -0

i had to go to the video host site to see it.... best thing i've seen in five months... soy vs chad with predictable results... how about those lying biden voters?

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SpaceOlympian 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’re getting really desperate. Can’t have any wrongthink on the internet.

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MW23232 3 points ago +3 / -0

They think they have a right to control us all. The conservative voice was supposed to be silenced by now. They have no sense of humor. They will not tolerate insubordination; we WILL be made an example of. Remember Seth? They will take, they will win, by any means necessary. No one matters, no one has any rights, except them.

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Phillysmackdown 9 points ago +9 / -0

Im hoping we have part 3 when the cops show up and the soy boy and his girl realize they were being filmed. They had to say Trump supporters didn't they🤦‍♂️

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TheGhostOfSethRich 7 points ago +7 / -0

If we're no threat in the election why ddos us every day? Sounds like there might be some fuckery afoot

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most definitely, there is no doubt. I only hope someones recording this and notifying anyone in power who can do something about it. Like say, take political advantage of it.

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incogneato 7 points ago +7 / -0

when you DDOS your own site over the great Coffee Commie Burrito Beatdown of 2020 lolol

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Bigmanwins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrat butthurt has reached critical mass! All hail GEOTUS!

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AmeriPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two videos. Two burritos. Two scoops. Two genders. Two terms.

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JamesBlomey 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOW! With better punches! (not against the law)

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Dirkstruan313 1 point ago +1 / -0

How far will this meme expand in 4 more years?

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AmeriPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two expansions

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westrock2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just wanna read that post damnit! Let me in!!!

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll say! I'm getting a 502 every other click right now!

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CrackaJack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soy Boy Burrito Beat Down

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOW! With better punches! (not against the law)

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Porkchop-express 3 points ago +3 / -0

All hail GEOTUS

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just bought 100 shares in burrito.win

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nodoxplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Proof that shills and leftists are less powerful than breakfast food

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

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Pomilui 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was also breathing here.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't even upvote or post on the video threads right now. I am ready for the Burrito Happening of 2020. KeK be praised, el sazon is strong tonight.

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JackAttack1776 2 points ago +3 / -1

So were we getting DDOS attacked? or is is it everyone getting high energy checking out the burrito vids?

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, you said getting hit by the great BBC!

Teehee!

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ciaramella_is_gay 2 points ago +2 / -0

BURRITO SERVER LOAD TEST COMPLETE

RESULTS: TOO SPICY!

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StableGeniusTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a FULL lol to this! Top Kek 👌🏻