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tankmanban 480 points ago +483 / -3

"Omg, they weren't eating yet!" - Supersalted Karen

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TonsOfSalt 545 points ago +545 / -0

Literally trying to eat a fucking burrito. They had the food in their fucking hands.

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SomeDiggity 199 points ago +199 / -0

At least this chad took care of business. We have the best poses.

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SemperFree 203 points ago +204 / -1

Well, based on the video the woman took care of business.

She threw the coffee, assaulted the guy again ripping his shirt off and walked away unscathed.

Her boyfriend didn't do shit but talk really. The woman was the problem in this scenario and she learned 0 lessons.

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PutinPaganda 141 points ago +150 / -9

First time ? Womyn are always the Problem...

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Deplorable148 78 points ago +78 / -0

She learned her cuck boyfriend is a pushy.

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chingchong_bigdong 59 points ago +59 / -0

Modern women bruh, what lessons are there to learn when you've never had to be accountable for anything.

Feels over reals

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AlohaChris 43 points ago +43 / -0

That’s exactly right. HE got HIS face punched because SHE threw HER coffee. SHE walked away without consequence.

If HE had punched HER (rightfully so) , HE would have left in handcuffs.

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ontothefuture 42 points ago +42 / -0

She's the only one that will be charged with a crime. Throwing hot coffee is no joke.

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MagaChamp253 11 points ago +12 / -1

I was kinda disappointed that beta wasn't throttled more than he was - and I'd fking caved that screeching witches face in

And now I'm sad with myself... wishes someone was beaten harder than they were... sigh I need more geezus...

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Fabius 18 points ago +18 / -0

He got a whippin' - because his girl ran her mouth.

He was absolutely stunned afterward. He defaulted to 12 year old status of - call the teacher because Brian hit me.

You don't always need to put someone in the hospital, but I think the woman should have gotten a hard slap when she came at Chad. It's okay to slap a woman if she's coming at you. Just don't fracture her skull.

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tursyinspace 1 point ago +1 / -0

“We’re posed.”

-Sleepy Joe

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MAGAMAGMA 53 points ago +53 / -0

BuT tHeY wErEn'T eAtInG yEt

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TonsOfSalt 82 points ago +82 / -0

PULL YOUR MASK UP BETWEEN BITES WHILE YOU CHEW, BIGOT!

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westrock2000 74 points ago +74 / -0

My transmom and transdad always told me to chew with my mask shut. Said it’s uncivilized to chew with your mask open.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 13 points ago +13 / -0

Our governor was actually trying to institute this!

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Jaqen 16 points ago +16 / -0

Agreed that archive.vn is awesome and to boycott the site from getting ad revenue, but there are other solutions.

  • Browser based ad blocking like uBlock Origin
  • Browser based script blocking like uMatrix
  • Network level DNS blocking like pi-hole

These are listed in order, from beginner to advanced. When using some or all of them, you can visit sites like TMZ with the following ad free browsing benefits:

  • Faster page loads
  • Better device and battery performance
  • Not generate ad revenue for the site
  • Not load trackers that count your visit
  • Numerous privacy improvements

So you get the content, and cost them money. Win for you, lose for them.

This is of course assuming you don’t allow their content to rot your brain. Which is a notable risk on that particular site.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m just glad the article mostly got the facts right and not reee nazis assault peaceful coffee spillers

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Stef555 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. Dont lead anyone to tmz

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kekkk 146 points ago +146 / -0

Its so fucking funny that her response immediately afterwards is to act all cool jumpin around saying

"I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck"

Clearly, you give way too many fucks and are insane because you just threw coffee in someone's face.

It just utterly boggles my mind how these people convince themselves they are ALWAYS on the moral high ground, then they do shit like throw coffee in someone's face.

Just amazing....

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Tellsyouhow 121 points ago +121 / -0

Then she says chad won't get any pussy.

Pure projection, she clearly uses her pussy as a bartering tool and it's all she has to give. Once her looks fade she is done

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doug2 40 points ago +40 / -0

Bingo.

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NautiFella 26 points ago +26 / -0

No, She always has the brothers as a fall back... Some of them ain't so picky.... juss say'n

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karmalizing 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah that’s what we said, she’s done

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WardD2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mudsharking never turns out well.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup 😂😂😂😂😂

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Jaqen 6 points ago +6 / -0

bartending tool

is how my eyes read that initially.

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SouthernJohn 6 points ago +7 / -1

what looks?

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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ignorant_slob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gets traded in for a newer model wife.

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SemperFree 46 points ago +46 / -0

No charges pressed and she didn't catch a beating.

No lesson learned.

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Jaqen 17 points ago +17 / -0

Viral video to haunt them forever though.

Lesson broadcast far and wide for the ages.

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HyperCarbs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Would suck if her place of work saw it.

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SemperFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

The video shows the woman winning.

Her BF gets clocked and she stands victorious, unscathed.

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ClownTamer 45 points ago +45 / -0

They’re just acting like the news they watch. Makes sense if you think about it. CNN makes it seem like if you hurt or insult people you disagree with you’re a hero. They even changed the definition of peaceful protestor to mean ‘actively committing arson and theft and assault with media approval on camera.’

The cuck couple was just peacefully protesting the burritos on display, which clearly demonstrate ableist privilege. People without brains or arms can’t eat burritos.

“How dare they flaunt their ableism during an international pandemic apocalypse? Literally everyone is dead now because they didn’t wear a mask while alone outside ingesting their privilege. I don’t give a fuck, either. I’m too hip for this. I wear tight jeans and male eye liner.”

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SteelDriver 33 points ago +33 / -0

They take their cues from the media they watch. This is why depictions of violence like that seen in "Inglorious Basterds" (I don't mean to pick on this movie, but it's an easy example and has a cult following) are problematic quasi-propaganda for 'true believers'. Wanton violence is OK against 'Nazis'. If you dehumanize those you disagree with, or label them 'Nazis', anything you do to them is not only acceptable, but encouraged. The whole point of defeating the Nazis in real life was to stop them from treating humans so inhumanely, not to become them.

"Silence is violence," but physical assault, such as throwing drinks or milkshakes on 'deplorables' is not violent assault ("it's just a drink, relax, Nazi").

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Scroon 6 points ago +6 / -0

You should totally pick on Inglorious Basterds. In fact, all of Tarantino's work is brutal, malicious leftist fantasy. And maybe that's why Hollywood loves him so much.

Basterds is the soy boy fantasty of singlehandedly murdering Hitler. Django is about blacks murdering evil whites. Kill Bill is female murder domination kink with the leftists' own fear and hatred of Asian males plugged in. Pulp fiction is about talky, beta losers playing dress-up gangster.

And Once Upon a Timec is a revisionist fantasy where he pretends that Hollywood isn't as fucked up as it actually is.

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Rattlesnake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I didn't realize this for the longest time. I used to just think "He's a director known for making really good but violent movies".

But then I rewatched some of them recently, and you're right. Django is particularly bad. All Southern whites are depicted as completely soul-less, evil, conniving slave owners. Southern culture is just entirely smeared. Basterds, too, glorifies any violence against Nazis, like op said. The scene where they are trying to interrogate the German officer and bring out the "Bear Jew" for not betraying his comrades is just disgusting.

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NotoriousCIC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Media and the DNC dog whistle these nut jobs. It’s why conservatives are routinely assaulted. It’s why Rand Paul was attacked, why Scalise was shot, why a CA Republican candidate got stabbed, the left appeals to the most mentally disturbed and unstable group.

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karmalizing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really spot on take on this

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 26 points ago +26 / -0

They have been conditioned to believe there are no repercussions for their crimes. He should have pressed charges.

These people have been devoid of punishment for wrong doing their whole lives and it is showing in their adult years.

They have no respect for authority and they believe the world will be a happy place without law enforcement. Unfortunately, they have been coddled and missed a big healthy dose of reality.

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CurvedLightsaber 41 points ago +41 / -0

After this event they're going to change the rules to say you must wear a mask while chewing.

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tankmanban 38 points ago +38 / -0

The new burrito eating mask will be released by Asshoe China soon and recommended by Dr. Fauxi shortly.

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Sumarongi 17 points ago +17 / -0

w/built in goggles

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MAGAngelo 12 points ago +12 / -0

And ball rests located near the chin

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prayinpede 4 points ago +5 / -1

How in the fuck is that supposed to do shit, fuckin morons. I bet they think theyre clever

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm hoping this is a joke, but who the fuck knows anymore.

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murderhornet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Smashface said they were in store ordering w/out masks.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

The horror!

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AOCs_tits 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everybody, come on: you're supposed to wear the mask, then pull it down while you take a bite, then replace it while you chew and swallow, then repeat for the next bite. SUPER EASY.