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durkadurka 9 points ago +9 / -0

If I see someone jaywalking can I assault them with hot coffee? They're not following the law and they're putting lives in danger. It must be our duty to track them down and throw hot coffee in their face, no matter who they are.

Grandam walks before the cross sign? Hot coffee.

Hot coffee will make this a society we can all live in.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Merge without turn signal??

HOT COFFEE

take too long at McDonald’s drive thru??

HOT COFFEE

Go the wrong way down the aisles??

HOT FUCKING COFFEEEEWW

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durkadurka 2 points ago +2 / -0

We SHOULD defund the police! Justice is now dispensed at 205°.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump Tweet:

“You soy boy losers got what you want. No more police. Enjoy a free hot covfefe in your face!”