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wakingmajority 144 points ago +144 / -0

Next time.

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Trumpfan1 58 points ago +61 / -3

You are now King 👑 of TheDonald.Win and will soon be king of the internet. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Congrats pede/Chad/Max. You earned it!

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RegularAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need to get him a flair by his username.

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rooftoptendie 27 points ago +28 / -1

Good morning, based chadgod! That was the best night of keks we've had around here in a long time. Cheers.

(sips covfefe)

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AlcoholicRetard 26 points ago +26 / -0

You should ask the cops for the body cam footage of them apologizing, I want to see the look on their faces so bad it hurts.

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booblitchutz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Man, I used to live in MB. I can’t imagine what it’s like now. When I left there were still a few classic beach bungalows left, I’m sure that’s all been torn down now and replaced with McMansions filled with these types renting them.

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StompTheLeft 12 points ago +12 / -0

please please please PRESS CHARGES!

They will never learn unless they are punished...they tried to lie and would have absolutely pressed charges on you and done everything they could to ruin your life if you didnt have video.

dont let them get away with it bro...press charges.

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kekkk 35 points ago +35 / -0

Feminists do want equality right?

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nds19 35 points ago +35 / -0

Equal rights and equal lefts?

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GoldenEagle1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

They never wanted equal rights. They wanted the power to vote flat out, without the requirement of paying taxes, owning property or joining the military.

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kekkk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Women get a great deal of privilege in this country and I think there are a great number of them on the Liberal side who have overstepped.

I just wish I could transport these people to the reality they envision. They would find out very quickly all the work men do that they took for granted.

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Willholbert09 17 points ago +17 / -0

He could have thrown that mutt into the ocean from where they were.

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ZEEOHHSIX 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah look how ghetto that bitch got. They think they are untouchable because they used to be. Equality it is then.

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MudDog 12 points ago +12 / -0

I give you a chance to speak out and defend your best qualities and you just reduce yourself to a series of holes

-Patrice O’Neal

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SoYuge 7 points ago +7 / -0

based

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Click 50 points ago +51 / -1

I still can't believe the cuck allowed himself to be punched and allowed his woman to be pushed around without retaliation. He had to protect his cup of coffee at all costs. Can't get any more beta than that.

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PattonWasRight 40 points ago +40 / -0

He would've gotten an even harder beating if his woman didn't step in.

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Click 32 points ago +32 / -0

She initiated the confrontation, threw hot coffee on Burrito Chad, tried to hit him with her bag, ripped his t-shirt, and was talking shit non-stop. She didn't merely "step in," but I get your point.

Personally, I would've knocked her out first, then deal with the Coffee Cuck afterward, since that beta is harmless.

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PatrickFeelsGreatMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

coffee cuck lol

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goodbeerbetterviews2 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I dared have a woman like that and she started some shit I would have just walked away. Don't expect me to fight your battles when you go up to someone and initiate everything. If this ever happens to any of you.....walk away, let her fight her own battle, and leave her crazy ass.

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SoYuge 2 points ago +4 / -2

Then run her pockets and pull her pants down and upload a pic to Instagram that says "I'm a stupid cunt who got knocked the fuck out"

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Personally, I would've knocked her out first

I'd like to say I would've done that too, but my DNA probably would've stepped in at the last second and told my subconscious "STOP!!" I would've also been thinking about how that would look afterward. Being an armchair quarterback here, I think I would've just shoved her down to the ground at the most.

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MixedBlacknWhite 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm glad people noticed that as well. His woman was getting grabbed because of what she started and was trying to continue, and she was about to get the business, and he was more worried about making a phone call!!

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queue-anon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most people have never been in a fight and aren't willing to throw down. I mean, would you get in a fight to protect that slut the way she acted?

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

literally the fact he kept his latte in tact was the best part of the soyboy expose

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CovfefeAnon 45 points ago +45 / -0

Those masks won't protect you from this either.

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SeleniteGrayAMG 27 points ago +27 / -0

Pow right in the kisser.

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libman 23 points ago +23 / -0

Right-libertarian "property owners can require masks" (counter)-counter-points:

  • Throwing coffee in someone's face definitely initiates physical aggression.

  • If wearing a mask violates house rules, the manager can ask people to leave. It's OK for businesses to cater to the whims of their customers, even if they're irrational, like if most people wouldn't shop in a place that doesn't require masks. But customers have no default standing to confront other customers.

  • There's market demand for explicitly "NO MASKS REQUIRED" restaurants, etc - but government force is preventing it!

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Bbasher 23 points ago +23 / -0

What happens if this makes main stream news?

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Bbasher 26 points ago +26 / -0

Dang, can it go up any higher from there?

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chingchong_bigdong 6 points ago +6 / -0

The front page of Ebaumsworld

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PattonWasRight 17 points ago +17 / -0

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, a punch in the face for a damn fine burrito.

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libman -7 points ago +4 / -11

I recommend turning the other cheek.

While calling your lawyer.

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wakingmajority 17 points ago +17 / -0

10 years ago. Yes. Today. No.

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trump212121 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pepe "gives him a little three piece with a soda!"

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Engine357 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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ArshWar 14 points ago +14 / -0

You got your soy on my burrito bitch!!

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Jimmy33 8 points ago +8 / -0

What a WINNING BURRITO MORNING !!! Roll up! Roll up! Where’s Chad going for lunch?

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20MagnusKonrad20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember to always wear a smile when Kek presents the opportunity to pound soy.

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NavyGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Feels good man.

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Trump4a3rdTerm 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is a Pepe out there for every situation.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek... uh... finds a way

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queue-anon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd hate to see someone find out where she works and get her fired.

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

She got out of this scot-free, no consequences whatsoever. The only consequences came to her cuck boyfriend who is now being meme'd into oblivion, and he didn't even throw the coffee or a punch. Doxxing would be a start.

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Airvehicle2 4 points ago +4 / -0

We conservative men still think of women , well, as women. We don’t think we should hit women. It’s just a part of our nature. But these white liberal women are not women, they want to be treated equally, smash their face just like you would a man.

Look at the rioters, anarchist, there are a whole lot of liberal white spoiled brat women out there along with the soyboys destroying our cities our statues. Just look at all of the “ girls” shrieking at the Police like banshees. Are they that naive? That easily brainwashed, programmed? Like sheep or lemmings, jump off the cliff because their Marxist professors programmed them to? Can they not think on their own?

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better at throwing punches than you

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123456789Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck is wrong with women? I see a lot of them act this way, men not so much. Also it's funny to see her jump to "you must not get any pussy" like she says it all the time to her beta man

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Thispatriotbrews 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great!

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23zulu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice pede

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Deplorable_Badger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope smashing faces didn't cause his burrito to get cold.....

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_____ 2 points ago +3 / -1

Someone put a burrito in Pepe's hand and coffee stains on his body

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aangler100 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm throwing covfefe, right back at them, every day.

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to laugh when I saw the 911 transcript:

911: "so you're saying that a man hit you?"

Guy: "well my shirt is covered in blood from my nose and mouth, and my girlfriend's panties are covered in pee."

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queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

what?

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry! I can't tell a joke to save my life. Just think about what he was wearing when he got punched out.

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queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I thought that was the actual transcript lol

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can hear that cartoon trumpet Whomp Whomp of failure in my head. lol

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westrock2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Peaceful rule followers offering sip of fresh coffee while maintaining social distance, are brutally attacked by hate filled Trump supporters.” -NYT (probably)

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aangler100 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN: after 3 years having covfefe throw in her face, traumatized liberala fights back.

CNN Business: new Starbucks flavor "la liberal tears, no mask" makes a hit with millennials.

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StompTheLeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

i just wish our bro would press charges....they need to be held accountable.

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Badbilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

All hail the burrito king

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CosmoKramer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that's a very PEPE. We need to see this more often.

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