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Click 32 points ago +32 / -0

She initiated the confrontation, threw hot coffee on Burrito Chad, tried to hit him with her bag, ripped his t-shirt, and was talking shit non-stop. She didn't merely "step in," but I get your point.

Personally, I would've knocked her out first, then deal with the Coffee Cuck afterward, since that beta is harmless.

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PatrickFeelsGreatMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

coffee cuck lol

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goodbeerbetterviews2 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I dared have a woman like that and she started some shit I would have just walked away. Don't expect me to fight your battles when you go up to someone and initiate everything. If this ever happens to any of you.....walk away, let her fight her own battle, and leave her crazy ass.

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SoYuge 2 points ago +4 / -2

Then run her pockets and pull her pants down and upload a pic to Instagram that says "I'm a stupid cunt who got knocked the fuck out"

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Personally, I would've knocked her out first

I'd like to say I would've done that too, but my DNA probably would've stepped in at the last second and told my subconscious "STOP!!" I would've also been thinking about how that would look afterward. Being an armchair quarterback here, I think I would've just shoved her down to the ground at the most.