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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to laugh when I saw the 911 transcript:

911: "so you're saying that a man hit you?"

Guy: "well my shirt is covered in blood from my nose and mouth, and my girlfriend's panties are covered in pee."

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queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

what?

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry! I can't tell a joke to save my life. Just think about what he was wearing when he got punched out.

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queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I thought that was the actual transcript lol

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can hear that cartoon trumpet Whomp Whomp of failure in my head. lol