4092 When thrown coffee ruins my breakfast... (i.imgur.com) posted 258 days ago by OhWell_iAn 258 days ago by OhWell_iAn +4092 / -0 94 comments share 94 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (94) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 2 ▼ – DearCow 2 points 258 days ago +2 / -0 I had to laugh when I saw the 911 transcript: 911: "so you're saying that a man hit you?" Guy: "well my shirt is covered in blood from my nose and mouth, and my girlfriend's panties are covered in pee." permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – queue-anon 1 point 258 days ago +1 / -0 what? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – DearCow 2 points 258 days ago +2 / -0 Sorry! I can't tell a joke to save my life. Just think about what he was wearing when he got punched out. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – queue-anon 1 point 257 days ago +1 / -0 Oh I thought that was the actual transcript lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – DearCow 2 points 257 days ago +2 / -0 I can hear that cartoon trumpet Whomp Whomp of failure in my head. lol permalink parent save report block reply
I had to laugh when I saw the 911 transcript:
911: "so you're saying that a man hit you?"
Guy: "well my shirt is covered in blood from my nose and mouth, and my girlfriend's panties are covered in pee."
what?
Sorry! I can't tell a joke to save my life. Just think about what he was wearing when he got punched out.
Oh I thought that was the actual transcript lol
I can hear that cartoon trumpet Whomp Whomp of failure in my head. lol