3716 BurritoGate in one easy diagram. (media.patriots.win) 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥 posted 209 days ago by Shwoogin +3716 / -0 79 comments share 79 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (79) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 105 ▼ – SuperPendejoBros 105 points 209 days ago +105 / -0 I made and ate breakfast burritos this morning in honor of this legend. permalink save report block reply ▲ 25 ▼ – rightwingthunder 25 points 209 days ago +25 / -0 let's keep burrito posting permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 20 ▼ – SuperPendejoBros 20 points 209 days ago +20 / -0 I like to scramble the eggs, pour into the pan on low heat and then place the tortilla on top. Cook until the egg and tortilla bond together, then fill / wrap. Don't forget your oil/butter/spray before the eggs. I also enjoy mine with Tabasco brand chipotle sauce. Cheers permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – rightwingthunder 13 points 209 days ago +13 / -0 will make one this week for sure... gonna hit the goya aisle permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – deleted 8 points 209 days ago +8 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 209 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 11 ▼ – Barack-Obama 11 points 209 days ago +12 / -1 I made one and stuck it in my butthole. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – SuperPendejoBros 9 points 209 days ago +9 / -0 Don't let big Mike find out. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Pixel 7 points 209 days ago +7 / -0 I personally prefer breakfast tacos! Brisket ftw <3 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Thegman 6 points 209 days ago +6 / -0 Me too, went sausage, egg and goya black beans permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Geminispaceship 5 points 209 days ago +5 / -0 Breakfast burritos are my desert island dish. I'm so proud this morning I could shed a tear. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 73 ▼ – ciaramella_is_gay 73 points 209 days ago +73 / -0 God damn this is one of the best days on this site ever haha. "Let me get a picture of your stupid face, I'm gonna put it all over the internet..." LMAO fucking OP delivers! permalink save report block reply ▲ 36 ▼ – The_Litehaus_Abides 36 points 209 days ago +36 / -0 My favorite quote out of the whole fiasco (in video 2 ) is where burrito chad calls soy cuck a fuckin' retard. For some reason, that one line made me laugh my ass off. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 24 ▼ – ElectricChad 24 points 209 days ago +24 / -0 I"m bleeding from my face was another fave. Soy cuck so traumatized. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Pede 7 points 209 days ago +7 / -0 It's like my face is having a period! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – bigdickhangsright 5 points 209 days ago +5 / -0 I love that you put an exclamation after your period. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 209 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 19 ▼ – Jaqen 19 points 209 days ago +19 / -0 The whole exchange is a meme minefield. It couldn’t have been scripted better by professional writers. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – Jabron661 16 points 209 days ago +16 / -0 It is glorious for sure. You have the soy boy who can't even lay his phone and latte down for a second to help defend his woman. You have the entitled bitch violent Karen who resorts to violence and seems not to realize someone might not put up with it. You have the delicious hidden camera that shows exactly how it went down, and their attempt to lie and blame the chads, It's JUST SO GOOD!! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – Jabron661 14 points 209 days ago +14 / -0 Oh yeah, forgot this part, Chad's don't run after fight, even when police are called, and then eat their burritos while soy\Karen make whiny noises. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – deleted 14 points 209 days ago +14 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – stjdalen 7 points 209 days ago +7 / -0 Not even by Sen. Elizabeth Warren's professional meme team? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – FuckTheOtherSide 4 points 209 days ago +4 / -0 Did I go viral or something? I need to find this video to confirm it wasn't me permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 209 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 51 ▼ – deleted 51 points 209 days ago +51 / -0 ▲ 23 ▼ – rooftoptendie 23 points 209 days ago +23 / -0 HE CAME. HE FUCKED AROUND. HE FOUND OUT. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – Karens_Ex_Husband 12 points 209 days ago +12 / -0 Came here to say that! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Birdwatch488 4 points 209 days ago +4 / -0 Burrito Chad needs to be official flai. Modz Plz!!! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 40 ▼ – MAGAngelo 40 points 209 days ago +40 / -0 Imagine being a soy boy of this magnitude, and now being Grade A meme material for all of eternity. Imagine dating something as soft as this, and then realizing your significant other is the laughingstock of the hypest corner of the internet. permalink save report block reply ▲ 21 ▼ – AlphaAsPhuck 21 points 209 days ago +21 / -0 I bet he didn't know he was going to be the next hottest meme in the net permalink save report block reply ▲ 20 ▼ – literally_shaking 20 points 209 days ago +20 / -0 Omg lol you guys are killing me permalink save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – SeleniteGrayAMG 18 points 209 days ago +18 / -0 Keep the memes coming pedes. Yuge energy! permalink save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – Picador20 18 points 209 days ago +18 / -0 Beta Cuck is the spitting image of Hans Conried, an actor who specialized in playing beta cucks. https://www.oldradio.org/2013/04/april-17-happy-birthday-hans-conried.html permalink save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – theRealdakkath 13 points 209 days ago +13 / -0 hahaha this video made my fucking morning. permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – Brucesky420 12 points 209 days ago +12 / -0 Probably had to go and buy that cunt a new Chai Latte afterwards too permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – Ozarkian 12 points 209 days ago +12 / -0 Burritofight is making its debut on twitter right now. Mainly thanks to Brick Suit! permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Hayride 10 points 209 days ago +10 / -0 I had to re-sign in to upvote. This guy sort of reminds me of Don Flamenco of NES Mike Tyson Punch-Out fame. Minus the ability to throw or take a punch of course. permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Picador_20 10 points 209 days ago +10 / -0 What's especially sad is it took Soy Boy six days to grow that much stubble. permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points 209 days ago +9 / -0 Is that really the same guy? If so it's the most unflattering picture possible - good job OP! permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – ExileOnRedditStreet 9 points 209 days ago +9 / -0 It's a beautiful Saturday for Burrito Chad memes. permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – glompywompy 9 points 209 days ago +9 / -0 His nose is so f***ing obnoxious, it just needs to be punched more. permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Bonededdy 8 points 209 days ago +8 / -0 Based coffee and burrito consumer. permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Seruna_Kanus 7 points 209 days ago +7 / -0 Drove across town to get a bomb burrito to honor this man. permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – LeftCoaster823 7 points 209 days ago +7 / -0 Actually the intersection in the Venn diagram where the soyboi is pictured should be labeled "fucking around AND finding out." permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – deleted 7 points 209 days ago +7 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – Shwoogin [S] 7 points 209 days ago +7 / -0 https://thedonald.win/p/GbtTKxyo/x/c/ https://thedonald.win/p/GbtTKyRd/burrito-fight-part-2/c/ permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – FreeJack2020 6 points 209 days ago +6 / -0 He looks like the if the barstool sports guy had a emotionally and physically stunted half brother that he didn't know about. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – deleted 6 points 209 days ago +6 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – Notablitheringidiot 5 points 209 days ago +5 / -0 Not to ruin these dank memes but why is everyone focussing on the beta male when it’s the woman that instigated and threw the coffee? permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – deleted 7 points 209 days ago +7 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Notablitheringidiot 3 points 209 days ago +3 / -0 Fair point permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 209 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 209 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – libtards_r_stoopid 4 points 209 days ago +4 / -0 Awesome! permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – TrumpsGlassOfWater 4 points 209 days ago +4 / -0 lol when was this picture taken of him? permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – AlphaNathan 4 points 209 days ago +4 / -0 Okay new favorite 😂 permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 209 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – cbonez416 3 points 209 days ago +3 / -0 Haha permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Fairybride 3 points 209 days ago +3 / -0 This is my favorite one so far. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – CommieCrats 3 points 209 days ago +3 / -0 PERFECT permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – CanadianMeathead 3 points 209 days ago +3 / -0 Just going to say it, I would have beat his ass far worse. I would have beat him for being an idiot and for the idiot his cuckhold toy was being. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Slapstick86 3 points 209 days ago +3 / -0 His gf should've got a little punch as well. Accidentally. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – WelcomeToCornPopCopy 3 points 209 days ago +3 / -0 Normally I buy a ham egg and cheese BB on the weekends. I got a. SUPER BB today with bacon sausage and ham to top off my Chad fuel. Truly inspiring. Stunning and Brave! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – MrTruam 2 points 209 days ago +2 / -0 I can't imagine how that lady can spread her legs to this soy boy anymore without imagining that dude busting up this cuck's nose in 3 seconds. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 209 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – DeplorableWeWin 2 points 209 days ago +2 / -0 This is my fav. It’s hard to find a good breakfast burrito too permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 209 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – HowardRoark 2 points 209 days ago +8 / -6 That's a very big nose, I wonder what tribe he's from 🕍 permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 209 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – BidensBrainWorm 2 points 209 days ago +2 / -0 ❤️ permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 209 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 209 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 209 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – rightwingthunder 1 point 209 days ago +1 / -0 keep your faggot soy lattes away from my delicious burrito or find out the hard way! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – thenameisdonald 1 point 209 days ago +1 / -0 That can’t be a real image it’s too high quality. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 209 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 209 days ago +1 / -0
I made and ate breakfast burritos this morning in honor of this legend.
let's keep burrito posting
I like to scramble the eggs, pour into the pan on low heat and then place the tortilla on top.
Cook until the egg and tortilla bond together, then fill / wrap.
Don't forget your oil/butter/spray before the eggs.
I also enjoy mine with Tabasco brand chipotle sauce.
Cheers
will make one this week for sure... gonna hit the goya aisle
I made one and stuck it in my butthole.
Don't let big Mike find out.
I personally prefer breakfast tacos! Brisket ftw <3
Me too, went sausage, egg and goya black beans
Breakfast burritos are my desert island dish. I'm so proud this morning I could shed a tear.
God damn this is one of the best days on this site ever haha.
"Let me get a picture of your stupid face, I'm gonna put it all over the internet..."
LMAO fucking OP delivers!
My favorite quote out of the whole fiasco (in video 2 ) is where burrito chad calls soy cuck a fuckin' retard.
For some reason, that one line made me laugh my ass off.
I"m bleeding from my face was another fave. Soy cuck so traumatized.
It's like my face is having a period!
I love that you put an exclamation after your period.
The whole exchange is a meme minefield. It couldn’t have been scripted better by professional writers.
It is glorious for sure.
You have the soy boy who can't even lay his phone and latte down for a second to help defend his woman.
You have the entitled bitch violent Karen who resorts to violence and seems not to realize someone might not put up with it.
You have the delicious hidden camera that shows exactly how it went down, and their attempt to lie and blame the chads,
It's JUST SO GOOD!!
Oh yeah, forgot this part, Chad's don't run after fight, even when police are called, and then eat their burritos while soy\Karen make whiny noises.
Not even by Sen. Elizabeth Warren's professional meme team?
Did I go viral or something? I need to find this video to confirm it wasn't me
HE CAME.
HE FUCKED AROUND.
HE FOUND OUT.
Came here to say that!
Burrito Chad needs to be official flai. Modz Plz!!!
Imagine being a soy boy of this magnitude, and now being Grade A meme material for all of eternity.
Imagine dating something as soft as this, and then realizing your significant other is the laughingstock of the hypest corner of the internet.
I bet he didn't know he was going to be the next hottest meme in the net
Omg lol you guys are killing me
Keep the memes coming pedes. Yuge energy!
Beta Cuck is the spitting image of Hans Conried, an actor who specialized in playing beta cucks.
https://www.oldradio.org/2013/04/april-17-happy-birthday-hans-conried.html
hahaha this video made my fucking morning.
Probably had to go and buy that cunt a new Chai Latte afterwards too
Burritofight is making its debut on twitter right now. Mainly thanks to Brick Suit!
I had to re-sign in to upvote. This guy sort of reminds me of Don Flamenco of NES Mike Tyson Punch-Out fame. Minus the ability to throw or take a punch of course.
What's especially sad is it took Soy Boy six days to grow that much stubble.
Is that really the same guy? If so it's the most unflattering picture possible - good job OP!
It's a beautiful Saturday for Burrito Chad memes.
His nose is so f***ing obnoxious, it just needs to be punched more.
Based coffee and burrito consumer.
Drove across town to get a bomb burrito to honor this man.
Actually the intersection in the Venn diagram where the soyboi is pictured should be labeled "fucking around AND finding out."
https://thedonald.win/p/GbtTKxyo/x/c/
https://thedonald.win/p/GbtTKyRd/burrito-fight-part-2/c/
He looks like the if the barstool sports guy had a emotionally and physically stunted half brother that he didn't know about.
Not to ruin these dank memes but why is everyone focussing on the beta male when it’s the woman that instigated and threw the coffee?
Fair point
Awesome!
lol when was this picture taken of him?
Okay new favorite 😂
Haha
This is my favorite one so far.
PERFECT
Just going to say it, I would have beat his ass far worse. I would have beat him for being an idiot and for the idiot his cuckhold toy was being.
His gf should've got a little punch as well. Accidentally.
Normally I buy a ham egg and cheese BB on the weekends. I got a. SUPER BB today with bacon sausage and ham to top off my Chad fuel.
Truly inspiring. Stunning and Brave!
I can't imagine how that lady can spread her legs to this soy boy anymore without imagining that dude busting up this cuck's nose in 3 seconds.
This is my fav. It’s hard to find a good breakfast burrito too
That's a very big nose, I wonder what tribe he's from 🕍
❤️
keep your faggot soy lattes away from my delicious burrito or find out the hard way!
That can’t be a real image it’s too high quality.