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RussianBotWithNoID 109 points ago +109 / -0

They're all China bots

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Iamabot 46 points ago +47 / -1

Agreed. Maybe not all. But some of those usernames definitely did not come from American teenagers. Natalie27196676? Big_boi_98 handle is cara10856816? Yeah. Totally American teenagers.

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Iamabot 14 points ago +14 / -0

My guess would be that they’re randomly generated by a computer program that creates twitter handles that aren’t yet in use.

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codesherpa 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's possible the numbers have a meaning. There has to be way for the bot controllers to get paid. So the usernames may not be completely random.

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DarkMemeDuck 17 points ago +17 / -0

Which is why Twitter isn't worth listening to or even having an account with. What's the point of arguing with bots all day?

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tonysoprano 17 points ago +18 / -1

This is the most catastrophic thing to happen since net neutrality was repealed. REEEEE!!

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ChrisSuperDude 21 points ago +21 / -0

To be fair Net Neutrality did kill me in 2017. Then about 6 months later I got killed again when Parkland happened and we didn’t ban all guns. And then I died again when Tennessee (the state I lived in at the time) elected Marsha Blackburn as governor. Then I took a year off dying only to get killed 6 times by the WuFlu.

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LadyOfLorien 2 points ago +2 / -0

Global warming got me. I drowned when the ice caps melted in 2013.

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Albundy25 4 points ago +4 / -0

I died in 2000 from the y2k bug

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Choomguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or any app. I get that there area lot of lonely people out there, but its pretty sad.

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TexSolo 23 points ago +23 / -0

And Trump just saved a bunch of cities from being destroyed because there will be no one left to destroy them.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deadass (in their words) lol

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plaaaa 16 points ago +16 / -0

Drama queens.

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rooftoptendie 13 points ago +13 / -0

histrionic narcissists.

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here2red 14 points ago +14 / -0

Please follow thru

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IForgotMyPw 13 points ago +13 / -0

If your mental health relies solely on having TikTok, I'm not too sure people will miss you.

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JeremyB 13 points ago +13 / -0

imagine ending your life over an app....a generation of spoiled babies that never had to work for anything in their lives

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 12 points ago +12 / -0

AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.

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GeneralVeers 10 points ago +10 / -0

BAN TIK TOK.

Now. Do it. Pretty please with sugar. And sprinkles. And marshmallows. And chocolate sauce. And caramel. And whipped cream. And TWO cherries. AND A BREAKFAST BURRITO ON TOP!!!

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RIPIsaacKappy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well... Bye.

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Choppermagic 9 points ago +9 / -0

BLM wil kill itself if tik tok is banned? do it!

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Thegreatestrecovery 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those seem like the kind of well thought out, rational arguments that should sway national opinion in their favor! S/!

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bellcurvestrikesback 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cue Ron Perlman HEY DONNIE meme

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COnDEMnED 8 points ago +8 / -0

So we rid ourselves of tiktok and all the people who were going to vote Democrat in life will still vote Democrat in death? Not a bad trade off

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Womp_womp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nothing of value was lost.

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AllahFubar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trolls, but funny ;)

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knightofday 7 points ago +7 / -0

Soooo many bots

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d_bokk 7 points ago +7 / -0

This only makes me think it should be illegal for social media companies to allow users that are minors. Or at least force parental consent.

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SimPilot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Two birds with one "executive order".

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LibertyPrime2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bye, Felicia!

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Alars 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not sure if these are fake, actually. Kids are stupid. They don't even know what 1776 means, or why there are 13 stripes on the flag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Be9f7Ovgg

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

what. the. fuck.

Society is over. We're heading into dystopia.

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WardD2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

National suicide hotline: "Hello, how can we help?

Dispossessed tik to user: "Halp! They took my tik to away! Imma kill myself!"

National suicide hotline: "Go for it."

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canadianhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lucky for them, Microsoft agreed to buy it now.

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rcstl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Promises, promises. Put up or shut up.

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onetruecliff 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is probably true they are all China bots... but I have to say, any dumb-shit kid that talks this way really needs some good hard reality slapped into them. 6-months in Bootcamp, mandatory for either boys or girls.

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Brevityamongstchaos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop making promises you won't or can't keep. Ok, zoomer.

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telepathic_pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interfering with natural selection was a mistake

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Klcbva 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fewer liberal voters. Ok.

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

DO IT!

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Honkey_McCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

And nothing of value would be lost.

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dixie_knormous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope they follow through.

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PutinPaganda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your body your choice...

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PeruvianNeckTie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Social media is a disease. Stop using it. All of it. Not just tik tok. These fucking kids have such a warped sense of what matters in life.

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

These people and their dopey parents need to be sterilized! 😆

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish Trump would hold a press conference telling people not to jump off tall buildings.

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grgagnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly none of you will be missed. Except by tiktok...

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hecubus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Moving to Canada is always an option.

Oh, yeah. They can never follow through on that one.

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DeplorableWeWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems like natural selection to me

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redstampede 2 points ago +2 / -0

TikTok is dumber than Twatter ever tried to be. Anyone who'd kill themselves over its loss is better off out of the gene pool.

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DudeNoOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t see an issue here.