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ORD_to_SFO 721 points ago +721 / -0

They look like Americans. Like me.

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Doth 284 points ago +284 / -0

Can confirm, I'm wearing the same pair of sandals.

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tonysoprano 211 points ago +213 / -2

Those are flip-flops, not sandals.

Russian-bot confirmed!!

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Doth 149 points ago +149 / -0

BEEP BOOP HAIL PUTIN

PLEASE INSERT WODKA

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MrSir 55 points ago +55 / -0

Wait a minute... ITS JUST A GUY IN A BOX! NOT A MACHINE AT ALL!

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Doth 59 points ago +59 / -0

BLYAT THEY ARE ON TO ME

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Neonentity 24 points ago +24 / -0

You had too much wodka and womited all over the floor. Dead giveaway.

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mickusa1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol 😂

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IqwensuOrja 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh woooooow! It’s Awesome-o!

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Aoikaze2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

.... BENDER LIVES!

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RyanT282 9 points ago +9 / -0

Username checks out.

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righttowolfarms 43 points ago +44 / -1

As a Pacific Islander, I would like to respectfully disagree. They are called slippers. Or slippas if you prefer.

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b9k9 20 points ago +20 / -0

HI pede? Thought the whole state was machine DNC.

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righttowolfarms 34 points ago +34 / -0

California. I got lots of family on Maui though. (My family is Illocano, like 9 out of 10 Filipinos on Maui lol) Sadly, a lot of them are hardcore Anti-Trump Democrats. They don’t see the spectre of Chinese influence as dangerous.

While I love to visit, I would hate to live there. Something about being stuck on an island with a bunch of insufferable Democrats would drive me insane eventually. At least CA has millions of Trump voters. And we have more lax firearms laws.

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OnlyAmerica 36 points ago +36 / -0

You call CA firearms laws lax?! Alright, I'm staying the fuck away from those islands.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 32 points ago +32 / -0

One of them might tip over! Lol

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righttowolfarms 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, I looked up firearms laws in Maui and Hawaii when I was coming to visit family and it’s restrictive as fuck.

You are not even allowed to use a firearm to defend yourself or your home. Everything must have a permit. You cannot bring a firearm anywhere else other than the range. Etc.

Admittedly, Hawaii is probably a lot safer than California though.

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

we can't even have more than ten round magazines. Fixed too, unless you want featureless AR, so no easy reloading. Oh, and Nunes wants to outlaw them flat out too, just got an email saying as such.

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BallsackPaneer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wow. So they're still liberal even after China's concrete island building near Filipino regional waters?

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righttowolfarms 15 points ago +15 / -0

Absolutely. Leftists American Filipinos don’t even mention it. When I tell them about the Nine-Dash line or other Chinese atrocities they don’t even care.

They are fucking Progressive idiots that will talk all day long about slavery in the US from 180 years ago but don’t even know about the history of the Philippines from 1900-present. It’s all about White Man and US Colonialism.

Do they even realize that the US with the help of Gen. McArthur pretty much saved the Philippines from the Japanese (yet another race they don’t care about)? They would tear down his statue too just because he was a white man.

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chinita_atx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not "near". They're in Philippine waters.

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libertarantula 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hawaii is the most racist place I've visited. When you get off the beaten path and go to the hood, they f*kn hate white people. I was refused service and people called out "haulei" to me wherever I went. Please show me footage of black people being called racial slurs live in 2020 in public. Not happening.

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JosephBlough 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have never been to Hawaii, but I have heard for many years that they are the most racist people in America and actually have certain parts of their state where only native Hawaiians are allowed to go.

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blurgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of Truthers & Trump supporters on the down-low on Oahu (Waipahu, Kaneohe) and the Big Island. Maui's folks are still sleeping and that seems to be a Bill Hicks vacation spot.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 10 points ago +10 / -0

CHINELAS

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righttowolfarms 13 points ago +13 / -0

lol or chinelas yes

That’s more of a Philippines thing tho. They still call them slippers (en ingles) in the PI.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

can confirm...am pinoy-pede 🇵🇭🇺🇸🐸

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chinita_atx 4 points ago +4 / -0

tsinelas

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blurgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is my fav Mele Kalikimaka Hawaiian Filipino song calling out the crazy loco bruda's in pigeon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QykeoA0SVt4

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Nunyo_Biznez 3 points ago +3 / -0

NZ pede? Or Australia?

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a kid growing up, we called these flip flops. Long time ago now though.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thongs.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard that too, although it was a lot less frequent.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Southern thing I think

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IqwensuOrja 3 points ago +3 / -0

Le’ai, silipas

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

In a different post people were discussing when these were called g-strings.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

They look pretty cool! The fight vid is so funny though, who would talk shit wearing those? Duh

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nunyadangbidness 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fight video? I'm gone for a day or two and missed a fight video? Where is this video of which you speak?

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Jackjet10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes ! Called in 50’s-60’s then became flip flops from Margaritaville - lol

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morphagent 11 points ago +11 / -0

Former beach-bum here...can confirm, they are flip-flops.

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Jackjet10 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chanclas in south/ valley Texas

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morphagent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. I lived in the Harlingen area years ago and some people called shoes "Chevys". The joke was, didn't own a car so my shoes were my Chevy.

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MachoMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of us Floridians call them slaps but flip-flops is the term I grew up with.

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morphagent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, starting hearing "slaps" when I was in SoCal.

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morphagent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth. I've also lived in South Texas and the same shit.

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ithurts2bankok 2 points ago +2 / -0

in france they’re called phillipe fillops

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RegularAmerican 39 points ago +39 / -0

You know you're american when you don't just own work boots. You have worn them out.

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Doth 21 points ago +21 / -0

LOL. I'm lucky if they last a whole year in my line of work.

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RegularAmerican 16 points ago +16 / -0

That kinda depends too on the quality and how you take care of them. But believe me brother I've been there where I could only afford the Wal Mart boots. I used to wear those out fast.

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Doth 14 points ago +14 / -0

Working with masonry can really rip 'em up.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have you ever tried Redwing?

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven't bought a very nice pair in a long time because the last ones I got ended up having the sole split in half after a few months, so I've just been resigned to my large feet and demanding job destroying boots. I go for the lower-end ones. Are Redwings really so durable?

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Jackjet10 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steel toed

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't really like the steel toe. I guess it helps for kicking commies asses. But I work around huge tractors and I know that little steel toe won't help with anything other than cutting off my toes instead of just smashing my foot into the dirt

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Jackjet10 6 points ago +6 / -0

I 100% agree— osha requirements— just observed he had them on — with scuffs on toes- steel toes will guarantee injuries for sure- knew personally of a forklift injury that was made worse with the amputation aspect you mentioned

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mykillk 17 points ago +17 / -0

If those are Reef I might be wearing the same ones too haha

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SirSeizureSalad 11 points ago +11 / -0

I bought a pair of olukai sandals like 15 years ago and never looked back. I think I have 5 pairs now, and they're all still in great shape.

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xens 10 points ago +10 / -0

This was the kind of review I wanted to see before I went and ordered some. Bought the lady a pair and have been considering some for myself.... Thank you kind Sir.

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rightwingthunder 10 points ago +10 / -0

thedonald.win is replacing amazon reviews now?

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xens 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes...

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been almost 13 years of trompin through salt water at the beach, fishing, washing my dog, getting them soaked and letting them dry over and over. Close up in the sun they actually look much more worn than they do in person. And these are the most worn of my 5 pairs, just cause I wore them 75% of the time. As long as they still make them the same as they used to, you'll be very happy with them.

https://imgur.com/Hm6PRuc

https://imgur.com/yIZbg6K

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xens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dope def getting a pair thank ya much kind Sir. :)

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Fabius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh shit...

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CisSiberianOrchestra 75 points ago +75 / -0

So if a movie is made about Burrito Bros, I think Jake Gyllenhaal is a shoe-in to play Mustang Shirt.

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gc3kea 65 points ago +65 / -0

"I came here to kick ass and eat burritos, and you just fucked up my burrito."

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cupocovfefe 19 points ago +19 / -0

This line has to be in the movie... And mad respect to these Pedes!!

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KillaryBillary 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I'll eat your ass!" -Alex Jones

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Everquest4Life 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Is that a promise?" - Barack Obama

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LivebytheTendies 43 points ago +44 / -1

James Woods as "The Director"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 41 points ago +41 / -0

Or Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson is a damn talented director. He gave us Braveheart, Apocalypto, the Passion of the Christ, and Hacksaw Ridge.

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kekburglar 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Patriot!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, but he didn't write or direct that one. He just starred in it.

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NormaJeanRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roland Emmerich if you can believe that, since his movies are pure shit now.

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jeffreyepstein 4 points ago +4 / -0

He needs to do the four part reboot of the thief in the night series

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if Mad Mel made it an allegory of Hollywood. He's been acting for decades. I'm sure he knows some shit.

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SomaticallySpeaking 21 points ago +21 / -0

Wearing a Mustang shirt, leaning on a Mustang while... Being a mustang?

...

Get Sarah Jessica Parker on the phone.

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LivebytheTendies 16 points ago +16 / -0

James Woods as "The Director"

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahaha yes!

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Vegans4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's gonna be Jake Gyllenhaal vs generic brand soy Ryan Gosling

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Fabius 74 points ago +74 / -0

Just some dudes trying to eat breakfast burrito in peace, but won't be left alone by Democrats.

Symbolizes basically all of American life right now.

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SordidPontification 30 points ago +30 / -0

Sadly "won't be left alone by Democrats" has been a truism for many decades.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't recall that before SCOTUS settled the 2000 election. I attacked like a shark at anyone and everyone who tried that bs with me. I never hurt anyone but they showed they were snowflakes even back then. Wish I had thought of asking them if they need a coloring book and a safe space.

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TrumpForeverEver 71 points ago +71 / -0

MAGA BROS!

I love how you say in the video

“I am going to put this on The Donald”

Lol. Thinking on your feet

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theanniechrist 27 points ago +27 / -0

That was my favorite part!

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rooftoptendie 15 points ago +15 / -0

RIDE THE KEK LIGHTNING

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blytz77 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is the peak of human achievement to date

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cupocovfefe 9 points ago +10 / -1

Same! That and the related epic photo stance he takes to make the shot!

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 32 points ago +32 / -0

GOD BLESS MAGA!

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wakingmajority [S] 471 points ago +472 / -1

You all made it worth it!

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Data 75 points ago +75 / -0

They'll be studying the spice for centuries.

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molecularpimpin 39 points ago +39 / -0

We're re-calibrating past Kek data to the new standard for top kek as I type this

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ChasingTheCloudsAway 16 points ago +16 / -0

He' a legend on here now for sure. Burrito freedom fighting MAGA Man!

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BetoForPrez 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's true.

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Jackhererer 104 points ago +104 / -0

Body camera FTW!! Beat way to protect yourself agaisnt psychotic liberals.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 64 points ago +64 / -0

More people need to get body cams!

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morphagent 24 points ago +24 / -0

I ordered one just because of this incident.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 32 points ago +32 / -0

I got breakfast burritos just because of this incident.

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CelesteD 13 points ago +13 / -0

ha ha same, just this morning.

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Birdwatch488 8 points ago +8 / -0

I shall be making a breakfast burrito and ordering a body cam because of this incident. Match Me!

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workinating 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same, PLUS I will order a soy latte and pour it on a portion of said breakfast burrito in act of daily remembrance of what Lactose Intoleranct Soy Karen did.

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magabirdlady 13 points ago +13 / -0

yes..did the woman ever find out she was being recorded?

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 26 points ago +26 / -0

OP posted that when the police arrived, they informed the couple that they were being recorded

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh thanks..:)

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Krig2 23 points ago +23 / -0

Any info on a good brand?

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kickass_slaybass 24 points ago +24 / -0

Saw OP Chad mentioned in another thread his mates was a BC-300

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Krig2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thanks!

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RedPilledRaven 9 points ago +9 / -0

$200 on eBay

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irescreams 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s in the picture at my waist a CamPro

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just had one delivered. I liked the footage quality and I have a feeling it will come in handy with how things are going lately.

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Krig2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks

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morphagent 5 points ago +5 / -0

MIUFLY has pretty good reviews.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really didn't like the quality on the Miufly. I watched some youtube videos this morning. This is on par cost wise.

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workinating 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insta360 has a high quality body cam with fantastic quality. https://www.insta360.com/mobile/product/insta360-go/

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I picked up the campro the poster has. It’s not bad and the night vision is pretty good.

I took it out shopping today!

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Diotima 5 points ago +5 / -0

ive actually had people tell me... basically.. "its illegal to record others without their consent.." BITCH IF I GET ASSAULTED IM PRETTY SURE THE LAST THING THE COPS ARE GONNA CARE ABOUT IS IF MY BODY CAMERA IS "ILLEGAL" if it catchs the illegal assault on me.

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Jackhererer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Depends on your state laws. In AZ only 1 party needs to know recording is happening.

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mobusdorphin 78 points ago +80 / -2

Gotta say, I live in Cleveland and I'm apprehensive about wearing my Trump 2020 hat. You guys live in SoCal which probably has higher levels of TDS than here. I don't want to be "that guy" who wears a hat to start trouble, but I also want fellow Cleveland pedes to know they're not alone. Nonetheless, I respect you guys standing your ground and standing up for your beliefs!

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mobusdorphin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah - you're totally right, I'm not saying I would feel like I started trouble by wearing the hat - however, no matter who starts it, I would prefer trouble not happening in the first place.

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MustBeTrump 38 points ago +39 / -1

Think of the meme potential if you do get to beat the snot out of a rabid commie.

Get that hat on and get a body cam and a film crew if possible.

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mobusdorphin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, I really don't want to beat the snot out of any Commies. I'd much rather talk to them and try to raise them into our army of Pedes instead. For sure though, I definitely would want to get a body cam.

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Nibba 32 points ago +32 / -0

I wore a MAGA hat to a specific college campus a couple years ago near you where some people may or may not have been famously shot during some rioting over a war in an Asian country. This campus happens to be famously super liberal. Nothing but high fives from people. Had a dude at a stop sign yell out his window asking for a high five across the street. It could be different now, but never be afraid. I wear the flag Trump hat pretty often out in public, never had negative feedback from that either. Actually when I wore the MAGA hat around often, it got a lot of positive attention. Only one land whale at a gas station that got mad and bagged my drinks roughly as if that was going to ruin my day.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Roughly bagging your drinks? Heavens to murgatroid! Clutch your pearls, even! Exit, stage left ...

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mobusdorphin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could imagine that to be much more likely out there as it's a bit more in the country. The end of my street is the border to Cleveland, so I'm deep in Blue country. That being said - I know there's a good few that want to see someone in a Trump hat and are too afraid to show it in public, and I would certainly like to be one that can put it on for them.

There's also the other issue which I think is especially prevalent here in our city specifically, is that people just are tired of politics and would be annoyed whether I was wearing a Biden or a Trump hat, and I can certainly sympathize with those people too.

I think as we get closer to the election though I'll start wearing it. I know I want to put a Trump sign on my front lawn, but I don't want to be the first person on my street putting up a sign. That being said, the moment I see the first Biden sign, my lawn is getting a Trump sign.

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TheSJWHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get your CCW if you don’t already have it!

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 50 points ago +50 / -0

Handled yourself like a pro. Favorite comment, "they don't pick the guy who bleeds the most." San Diego appreciates you. P.S. What year mustang is that?

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wakingmajority [S] 51 points ago +51 / -0

68

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CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

I saw the decal/flag whatever saying 302 and knew. Before that it was the 289.

I come from a ford and specifically mustang family, I see everything going on in this pic and I am downright jealous.

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wakingmajority [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

It is a 302

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CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ok, sorry, let me clarify. I was just saying 68' was the first year 302 was available, and before that (67 and before) the v8 of choice was the 289.

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wakingmajority [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ah. I bought it in 2002. Not selling 😏

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wouldn't either! My first was a 66', and my dream baby is a 69' mach 1 scj.

Gotta love cars you can still work on and replace parts yourself, especially without needing a computer.

Just out of curiosity, do you have the pony interior option? It looks like it to my eye.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice piece of Americana you got there. Also - living legend bro thanks for the entertainment last night.

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zipodk 29 points ago +29 / -0

Attorney here they do often however pick the person who calls 911 first as the victim. Very very good that these two had a bodycam. It's unbelievable luck, what a great CYA.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Question for you: seeing as there is much discussion on here that OP should press charges, does the fact that he pursued them change his ability to press charges at all?

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zipodk 3 points ago +3 / -0

No but it did appear that OP may also be liable for being charged if you really went by the book. So everyone walking away is a pretty good outcome. Being assaulted doesn't give you free reign to assault others - still has to be within the context of self defense or citizen's arrest.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you. My initial reaction was pressing charges could open him up to countersuit, but you raise a different angle that neither of us thought of: citizen's arrest. Instead of exacting revenge by a beatdown, holding at least one of them to be identified to Police and press charges that way. Although we aren't allowed unlimited force in that situation either.

OP says both of them put their hands on him first, and you can briefly see that in the video if you're really looking for it. He still had to pursue them to get in that situation though. I don't know if this would change any of the legalities but it would make it hard to claim self defense. Defending oneself against coffee? Or acid for that matter; fortunately we don't have the acid attacks they do in the UK. Pretty horrible law if we can do nothing after being attacked by liquids, (or semi-solids in the case of antifa) but citizen's arrest is an angle maybe more should think of.

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thisguy883 34 points ago +34 / -0

Surprised the mods haven't permanently given you the Burrito Chad flair.

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gnomenclature 17 points ago +18 / -1

Lol. We definitely need a burrito chad flair!

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Racerx719 271 points ago +272 / -1

2 of the biggest Chads in California that’s for damn sure

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Art-Vandelay41 47 points ago +68 / -21 (edited)

Fighter Chad has definitely seen his better days lol

EDIT: Apparently this was a very controversial comment

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wakingmajority [S] 120 points ago +120 / -0

I did not sleep much. Was too wired. That burrito is a prop.

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Art-Vandelay41 56 points ago +57 / -1

It’s still beautiful. You have been gloriously immortalized in TheDonald legend. You need to frame this picture and proudly display it. It needs to become a trend to wear that Mustang shirt with the collar torn. A way to identify the dot win goers in public.

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Everquest4Life 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know what costume I'm wearing for Halloween!

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 37 points ago +37 / -0

Start thinking about your statue in the Garden of Heroes. I think the shirt needs to go to a MAGA museum.

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rooftoptendie 16 points ago +16 / -0

NO BURRITO IS A PROP

ALL BURRITOS MATTER

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

All burritos don't matter until black bean burritos matter!

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Konig 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you link the body cam that was used?

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wakingmajority [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

BC300 by bodycam

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Konig 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg burrito chad replied to me ❤️

Please press charges bro! Stay safe!

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WardD2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brass balls in a Kevlar sack.

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Husky 35 points ago +35 / -0

They're stupid big though. Cameras aren't that big, either. There must be a better solution than what's on the market

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Shitposter69 31 points ago +31 / -0

I think the main problem there is the battery since cameras and flash storage are pretty power hungry.

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Labyrinth9000 15 points ago +15 / -0

Forgotten about the spy pen cameras?

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righttowolfarms 20 points ago +22 / -2

FUCK amazon. That is all.

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remember1776 10 points ago +12 / -2

Cool, let’s give Bezos more of our money 😹

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CelesteD 3 points ago +4 / -1

At least try newegg first, altho I don't know if thats any better.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I seem to remember Fred Chang being pretty based.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good, I never looked into who owned newegg.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Newegg get into that Black Lives Matters shit? I don’t remember.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I'll check into it, I don't remember either.

Edit: https://conservativefiringline.com/list-of-269-companies-supporting-antifa-black-lives-matter/

I did not see them listed here, or on other similar searches. Suppose I could just email them and ask.

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fapoo 124 points ago +124 / -0

John Wick 4 - "They tore my shirt"

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Major_Nutt 24 points ago +24 / -0

"They soaked my burrito"

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HeavyHebrew 118 points ago +125 / -7

Bro doesn't even look like much. Age-old maxim: it isn't about the size of the dog in the fight but about the size of the fight in the dog. And Burrito Chad has a huge amount of fight in his heart, nothing but heart. Gets attacked and immediately is on mission to win.

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wakingmajority [S] 160 points ago +160 / -0

The time to be quiet is over. Time to win!

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tankmanban 14 points ago +15 / -1

Save some for the rest of us.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Amen to that! Silent majority needs to be silent no more

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WardD2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Roger that. Everyone should be on the SVA Team.

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wakingmajority [S] 91 points ago +91 / -0 (edited)

Put me in, Coach!

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physicscat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm ready to play!

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EpicPede 57 points ago +59 / -2

He isnt fat or tiny. A full grown able bodied man is dangerous. Especially when angry.

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NADSAQ 38 points ago +38 / -0

Two things to fear; the sea in a storm and the anger of a patient Burrito Chad

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EpicPede 12 points ago +14 / -2

hell ya

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MAGAbetterargument 32 points ago +32 / -0

Beware of all body types in a fight. Seen all shapes and sizes inflict damage without fear, seen all shapes and sizes blow over with the wind.

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EpicPede 13 points ago +15 / -2

no doubt about it.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Absolutely! I try to cultivate discussion about technique(s) here. We have strength of will, conviction, and determination on our side. They have organization and planning. Those are not 2 advantages we can afford to leave them with

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WardD2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's all about Sudden Violence of Action and the willingness to apply damage.

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jiffynipples 10 points ago +10 / -0

Idk looks like he could throw a good punch with those arms.

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HeavyHebrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

The power of your punch isn't in your arms, it is in your hips and your willingness to do violence

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looked to me like he was wanting to, if the girl would just get out of the way. Seems to me like the best one landed was the first, that low uppercut to the nose? Not at all a square hit ...

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2KEK_Chigurh 107 points ago +108 / -1

Love you dudes, so much chill. You’ve generated endless meme lore. We will never forget. Burrito Lives Matter.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 27 points ago +27 / -0

Someone should meme the burrito lives matter! Leftists will reeeee so hard!

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5854110203868847 87 points ago +87 / -0

The ripped shirt is hilarious! Yet strikingly poignant

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Brownwaterboys 37 points ago +37 / -0

nothing more chad than a ripped shirt after stomping leftists

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tankmanban 21 points ago +21 / -0

And leaning on a 302 Mustang.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

A '68 no less! Man if we can recapture the greatness of that year, before double digit inflation set in ...

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raytwentynine 20 points ago +20 / -0

I feel like the bitch should have paid for the shirt

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RarestPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Her boyfriend did, so I guess it’s okay

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +10 / -0

IT WAS HIS FAVORITE SHIRT!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

No, it was HER favorite shirt. This bitch is such a bitch that the shirt on his back is "hers," by her way of thinking. Cause she don't give a FUCK!

Let's see what Bertha has to say about that in jail, where this bitch belongs

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

no, OP said that vintage mustang shirt was his favorite tee, in another thread from last night.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

My bad, I was thinking about the psycho bitch saying the shirt soyboi was wearing was her favorite shirt.

You're right, OP understandably loves that shirt.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

There were several favorite shirts involved during that skirmish.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

The skirmish of the favorite shirts! So it is written

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Pres_Trump 72 points ago +72 / -0

The main problem with these Antifa ass holes is they have never been punched in the face before.

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tonysoprano 49 points ago +50 / -1

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Professor M. Tyson.

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RedneckQuartermaster 17 points ago +18 / -1

And that’s why they think they still have a plan.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey I know, let's overthrow the Constitution, WCGW? - Anqueefa

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Cyer6 12 points ago +12 / -0

These two are just TDS coastal white liberals. But same goes for them. Have never faced real life consequences throughout their worthless lives.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would not surprise me if they have dressed in black bloc

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wakingmajority [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

You speak out of your ass, son.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was talking about the two mask nazi's ding dong.

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wakingmajority [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your wording "These two" made it seem like you were calling me a coastal white liberal. Since you are looking at an actual picture of me. I am coastal and white though.....

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

The main problem with these Antifa ass holes is they have never been punched in the face before.

A reply to Pres_Trump talking about the mask nazi's being antifa, I disagree on that. And "coastal white liberals" is a way of describing where most of these people tend to live but really, they've infested pretty much every state like locusts.

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pmurTJdlanoD 59 points ago +59 / -0

If I ever see you guys around, I swear to GOD....I will buy you a beer.

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Sleazy_1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

Or burrito

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pmurTJdlanoD 10 points ago +10 / -0

Burrito Boys already got that covered 💪🏻

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Burritos and beer for everyone!

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SarcastiCarcasS 58 points ago +58 / -0

This is too awesome.

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Independenceforever 56 points ago +56 / -0

That chick defending her beta was actually holding on to his shirt tight like it was the manliest thing she'd ever touched.

Wasn't gonna let it go in her moment of fantasy lol. Did she sniff em like the JoePedo too?

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wakingmajority [S] 73 points ago +73 / -0

Look how she paces with me once I back off. Total psycho.

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Harambe 26 points ago +26 / -0

She wishes she was walking with you instead of her cuck, had to try it out for a second to see what it's like

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +8 / -1

I hate to break it to you but our cold Civil War went hot on 5/26. Just not everywhere. We should be trying to keep the violence contained to those areas WROL, (without rule of law) and putting the smackdown on these faggots at every turn is part of the way that's done. They need to be afraid to admit they're anything but a diehard Trump supporter.

Or where we can cooperate with LEOs, that might work better.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wwg1wga

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joker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why 5/26?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

5/26 was the first day of riots. They announced they're out for blood. They announced they want to kill us. They burned down the 3rd precinct, and once that footage was seen the violence exploded. Quite unnaturally I'll add. Plannedriots had been planned in advance, with paid agitators and quite a bit staged in place by then.

Others have said this was supposed to start with the Juicy Smollyay ordeal, but failed to ignite.

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righttowolfarms 7 points ago +8 / -1 (edited)

Dude these types of bitches are all over California. I would say it’s most of Leftist Women.

Never forget that it was Eve that told Adam to eat from the tree of knowledge *of good and evil. (Because Lord knows if you’re having lunch which no joke is a burrito lol while typing really quickly and forget to add something, you’re automatically a slanderous fool.)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +7 / -1

(tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Saying it your way slanders God, as though He were somehow opposed to knowledge)

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VinlandThistle 2 points ago +2 / -0

That did really confuse me as a kid, honestly.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOTS of people are still confused and trapped by that one little concept!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2HwtWLokSc

One of the most powerful creations in the past decade

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righttowolfarms 1 point ago +2 / -1

k

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's a longass name. ToKoGaE? But our phrase "tree of knowledge" messes the whole concept all up

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JuanTitor 5 points ago +6 / -1 (edited)

Even at my large conservative church, it's tough to find a woman who is truly conservative who isn't large.

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RyanT282 4 points ago +4 / -0

At any church I've gone to here in central Florida, it's impossible to find a single, conservative woman, period! Maybe a single mom here and there who's just looking for a sugar daddy, but that's it.

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tankmanban 3 points ago +3 / -0

10k years ago that was a mating dance.

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tankmanban 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little man in the boat got a workout that night.

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ThirteenPercenter 3 points ago +3 / -0

She masturbated furiously that night I’m sure

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AlcoholicRetard 44 points ago +45 / -1

Masks are gay, good for you two.

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Husky 41 points ago +41 / -0

Punk ass bitch needs to buy you a new shirt

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PaigeAshley 39 points ago +39 / -0

The ripped shirt would make Captain Kirk proud. No scuffle is a true scuffle until a shirt is shredded!

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Cyer6 7 points ago +7 / -0

"It ain't a party 'til something gets broken."

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tankmanban 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Party is over, I'm bleeding out of my face, waah"

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago +4 / -0

;)

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Gmoney1036 38 points ago +38 / -0

It’s really awesome you got out in front of this one with body cam footage. Imagine what could have happened if your friend wasn’t recording. Good restraint as well when you told that cuck to get his girl off you instead of trying to push her off and accidentally hurting her.

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tcriv 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think he said he only played it the way he did because he knew they were going to be backed up by video evidence.

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WU_HAN_FRU 37 points ago +37 / -0

That tattered shirt is glorious like the Star Spangled Banner over Ft. McHenry.

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MAGAholic 35 points ago +36 / -1 (edited)

I fucking loved the video and how you handled it. Were nice throughout all of it. Defended yourself when attacked. Then went back to being the calm and reasonable one, sitting down eating.

Me and my ladypede absolutely lost our shit when you told the guy, "youre gonna end up getting arrested because of your STUPID girlfriend", while pointing at her and not even looking at her while you said it. She stayed quiet and had no reaction, subconsciously acknowledging her stupidity and fuck up

Great stuff

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I missed that part! Now it's satisfying, thank you

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BidenTouchedMe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Cant stop laughing at your shirt man. Funny shit. Auction it off.

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wakingmajority [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

Good idea.

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tankmanban 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tree fiddy and a man hug of solidarity.

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GingerMan512 26 points ago +26 / -0

Just my opinion but ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES!! Make these entitled fucks finally face consequences for something. They have been coddled their entire lives.

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Cyer6 7 points ago +8 / -1

I think he would've, but when he went after the cuck and cracked him, he lost the self-defense argument. Even though she certainly would've got arrested for what could be charged as a felony in CA, the cuck would've done a retaliation arrest on Chad for battery. But a lot of us are in agreement here, that TDS bitch needed to face some consequences.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

She belongs in jail. She don't give a FUCK! What a bitch. But that was my first thought too, trying to press charges could result in counter suit and more hassle than it's worth.

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gnomenclature 4 points ago +5 / -1

This ^^ x infinity.

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ASimplePatriot 26 points ago +26 / -0

What is a group of Chads called? A beatdown?

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OnlyAmerica 14 points ago +14 / -0

A BURRITO of chads

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LacyLiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

A posse, maybe.

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tankmanban 5 points ago +5 / -0

A load of balls.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

A murder of Chads

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BaronFalcon 26 points ago +26 / -0 (edited)

OFC Burrito Supreme drives a 69...er...68 fastback Mustang. Wanna bet soyfag and cervixbitch drive a prius?

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wakingmajority [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

68

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BaronFalcon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Please extend my apology to Beverly.

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gnomenclature 4 points ago +7 / -3

Aww, come on. I love a prius. Great gas mileage.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

WOMP WOMP

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skumario 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like a pink Beatle.

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WardD2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or a Yugo.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 23 points ago +24 / -1

Is it common to walk around in California now with body cams?

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wakingmajority [S] 76 points ago +76 / -0

In MAGA hats, yes.

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whyewemadbro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Out of curiosity, does he just wear the bodycam on his belt as in this picture. i.e. out in the open like a pager? I’m thinking the bodycam is a great idea but trying to get a handle on how it would go IRL

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irescreams 20 points ago +20 / -0

On my belt

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whyewemadbro 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s amazing. Does anyone ever notice it? This couple clearly didn’t.

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Bunkerbaby 14 points ago +14 / -0

I guess when you support the president

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RyanUpCreek 23 points ago +23 / -0

I hope you get a check from BODY CAM because I am buying one.

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Brownwaterboys 21 points ago +21 / -0

OMFG i just looked at TOP posts.. this whole incident is almost the most popular post ever on thedonald.win

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Instant internet sensation!

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Ponchik 21 points ago +22 / -1

i want to know what happened when the police arrived

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Bunkerbaby 20 points ago +20 / -0

They were forced to apologize

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Trump2024 8 points ago +10 / -2

I keep hearing that but haven't seen a link to the video. Help a fren out?

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

He said they stopped recording then to show cops the video, there is no more.

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah, that makes sense. Too bad they didn't take video with the cell phone camera.

Appreciate you letting me know that fren

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Gospeedrcer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Legends!

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frank_linenhopper 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sweet 'stang. What year? my buddy has a 64 and a half and while its a bad ass looking car, its like driving a boat.

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wakingmajority [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

68

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frank_linenhopper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nice. Sorry about your shirt btw. You should frame it though.

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chinita_atx 19 points ago +19 / -0

Love the one shoulder off peekaboo look.

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ArcticPharaoh 18 points ago +18 / -0

BURRITOS! FOR EVERYONE!!

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makemyday007 17 points ago +17 / -0

It cost you a shirt but those two soy clowns will forever be on the internet claiming to be victims when they were clearly the perpetrators. That’s gold Jerry!

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AsaNisiMAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

The heroes we need. 🥰

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 17 points ago +17 / -0

Are we ignoring that sweet ass mustang? That bitch is nice. What's done to it?

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StateFarmJeffsKhekis 17 points ago +17 / -0

Starsky and hutch right there, MAGA edition

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Salacious_B_Trump 17 points ago +17 / -0

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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wartooth6 17 points ago +17 / -0

No more Douche vs Turd Sandwich

It is now Soy Latte vs Breakfast Burrito

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 16 points ago +16 / -0

FUCKING LEGENDS

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Basedcanadian 16 points ago +16 / -0

R.i.p mustang shirt

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GitmObama 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trend setting. If you see someone wearing a shirt like that you leave them the F alone.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heh. I wore shirts like that for many years. Never did get fucked with. You might be on to something here

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Brownshoeblues 14 points ago +14 / -0

MAGA CHADS vs virgin libs.

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LordP 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can any body cam be worn on the belt like that? What kind is that? Maybe not a bad thing to have 🤔

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irescreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

CamPro

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RivalPipe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Studs. Mustangs if you will.

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gnomenclature 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see what you did there.

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HabitualLineStepper 13 points ago +13 / -0

Burrito boogaloo

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Brownwaterboys 13 points ago +13 / -0

I really wish something had happened to that woman, bloody nose or something. She seemed to be the one who started it, and kept on fighting expecting the person she's with ( i wont call that individual a man/male, because that individual isnt one) to keep on fighting and protect her.

Im just so glad this shit doesnt happen to me. If it ever did, i hope i could stop before i stomped them to death. Stomping on heads goes from aggravated assault to murder pretty quick... and its always 1 stomp too many, and you never know which one will be the too many lol.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah that's what I've been saying. Plus, OP has my exact workboots. Same worn spot on the toe and everything. My favorite shit kickers. I've been all revved up with no place to go just biding my time for some antifa scum to become prey when we're WROL (without rule of law)

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 13 points ago +14 / -1

God bless you gentlemen.