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Racerx719 70 points ago +70 / -0

This game could totally be remade today. Replace President Ronnie with Donald and the ninjas with antifa

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Long_time_lurker 54 points ago +54 / -0

Are you a Bad enough Dude to re-elect the President?

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Felteair 3 points ago +3 / -0

First thing I thought of when I saw the post

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CitrusFantatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do remember this.

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Felteair 5 points ago +5 / -0

My favorite edit meme of that screen is "are you a bad enough dude to hit yourself in the dick with a hammer?"

I saw it like 10 years ago and I dunno why but it still gets me to this day

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Bigly-Wrong 14 points ago +15 / -1

45 SQUARED = Til 2025

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's big league right!! It was meant to be

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mobusdorphin 3 points ago +3 / -0

holy shit

I just lit up and saw this. I opened up a calculator and did 45 * 45 and my mind was so blown.

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ProphetOfKek 14 points ago +14 / -0

Donald wouldn’t need rescuing! He’d be kicking commie ass!

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boredrandomguy 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can see it now. You get to the White House only to find that President Trump and Pence already took out the "final boss". The game ends with everyone enjoying a Mexican feast made from Goya products. :-)

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not precisely..when players get to the final boss all they'll see is Trump triumphantly standing over that boss' corpse saying "What kept you guys?"

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry to keep you waiting Mr. Geotus, complicated business

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canadianhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

The final scene where there are burgers doesn't even have to be altered either.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Burgers and Goya, sleep on MyPillow, wake up for breakfast burritos. :)

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AshenDemon 42 points ago +42 / -0

Dear Leftists, there will be more to come. Don't expect people to just bow down to you when you physically assault them in broad daylight. We're getting real tired of your shit and there will be consequences for your actions.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 23 points ago +23 / -0

Historically speaking, forcing the “I just want to grill” crowd to care about your bullshit puts them squarely in support of making sure you’re never able to bother them again. Try your fuckery outside of far left cities, antifa, we dare you

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nickybops 8 points ago +8 / -0

Please?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

They keep trying. They keep fucking around. They keep finding out.

Realize that the hordes on the street are nothing but a diversion. the professional hitmen / mercenaries here and there, to assassinate high value targets ... that's what the Austin PD are concerning themselves with anyway.

Never misunderestimate your enemy, but --- BRING IT!!

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YungUpgrayedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they force us into 1936 Spain, we'll force them into 1939 Spain.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 24 points ago +24 / -0

Mustang Shirt and Body Cam Boss in...

Burrito Gear Solid V: The Starbucks Pain

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terrapin1234 23 points ago +23 / -0

Cornpop is the final boss. Baddest dude of them all.

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Theannihilatrixx 7 points ago +7 / -0

Motherfucker I came here to say that! 😅😅😅😅

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ChrisSuperDude 18 points ago +18 / -0

All meming aside, I will be entirely fine with a Bad Dudes remake about saving Donald Trump from Ninjas. I'll even pre-order for the exclusive Kanye "Double Dragon Energy" skin.

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ShartMaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

POTUS and Kanye star in Double Dragon though!

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dsred259 13 points ago +13 / -0

The memes from this burrito ordeal are amazing. Story has made its way to reddit, and predictably, the faggots are hating on the bros for having the audacity to think differently about the mask issue.

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's a very good way to put it. They're not hating on the bros for being super spreaders. They're not hating on the bros for disobeying a directive. They're hating on the bros because they DARE have the audacity to think differently and question the mainstream.

And they will get insta-triggered if you reject the idea that everything you do has a profound effect on everyone else, down to every breath your take. In their minds, you have no right to take risks because they always involve other people.

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RonBohr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Asking in ignorance: is reddit an even worse sewer than twitter?

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dsred259 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think so. Reddit is awful, but twitter is straight up cancer

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here with the contrary opinion: nothing is worse than Reddit.

Source: never had a Twitter account, only read comments sometimes following links here (and previously on TD)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read all the comments I could find and was pleasantly surprised that very few were saying anything negative. One did specify "I hope they weren't Trump supporters who don't believe in masks." That's far more gracious than I've ever seen out of the Reddit echo chamber.

Also a lot of comments have been removed, of course.

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MudDog 12 points ago +12 / -0

The president's breakfast burrito has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president's burrito?

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UnlikelyWolverine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Super Burrito Bros.

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no_antifa 8 points ago +8 / -0

Updated ending: eating a burrito with Trump! (original ending was something like, IIRC, was Reagan saying, "Let's grab a burger!"

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Walls_Work 6 points ago +6 / -0
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NCBuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should be similar to double dragon

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

Starring Corn Pop and Dog faced pony soldier

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dog Faced Pony Soldier is a boss.

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trump212121 5 points ago +5 / -0

"The Burrito Boys" introduce their new game!

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Sum_devil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Friggin' old schools in here.

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

The meme power on this board for the most narrowest of focus or events is astounding! Also, the left can't meme.

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GodsHonestTruth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Double MAGA!

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shadypollster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that River City Ransom?

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way mayne, it's bad dudes for NES

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SoldierofKek 4 points ago +5 / -1

Someone made a punch out video with Joe Biden over glass joe. I'd definitely buy that game and this game. I wish some pede with programming skills would make it so I can buy it

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Yucky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need to start a Mexican food place called Bad Hombres' Burritos.

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panama_sucks 4 points ago +4 / -0

i dont get it

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's become a running gag, half the posts on the front page are about yesterday's event. Instant internet sensation! time to slay us some Marxists, Karens, what have you

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the guy who kicked the soy Bois ass yesterday and his friend.

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Butthurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

This time the president will not get kidnapped by ninjas

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

The president could kidnap ninjas if he wanted.

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WJKovax 3 points ago +3 / -0

LJN is doing the sequel starring Biden and Corn Pop: Bad M’Dude’s II

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weldgod 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking played this game on DOS. Holy Hell.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

What? It's 1989 again? WOOHOO!!

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 2 points ago +2 / -0

This video game is brought to you by CornPop. Run with the bad boys today!

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Cyber1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

ANTIFA HAS KIDNAPPED PRESIDENT TRUMP

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE HIM? Y/N

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Camel-Toe-Harris 1 point ago +1 / -0

The world was a much better place when the NES was the best console in the market.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm bad!"

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Lord_Nekro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude this one of my fav games back in the day. It's even better looking now

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yunarukami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can I download the ROM?

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paperchase 1 point ago +1 / -0

The final Boss Fight is against Corn Pop

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VictoryInDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody make a Super Burrito Bros meme!

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Rhuairhi 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is that the Krassensteins in a wet dream?

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tcriv 4 points ago +4 / -0

mad?

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deport!