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I Think I've Reached the "I Don't Give A Shit" Age (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by BowelSharpton ago by BowelSharpton +392 / -0
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runonce 10 points ago +10 / -0

Six months into retirement I had run out of fucks and my tolerance for bullshit had dropped to zero.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 5 points ago +5 / -0

PREACH!

(Although I have been a closet "not giving a fuck"er for many decades!)

Retirement is cathartic. It feels like I'm on summer break and my mind thinks I'm 16 again. My body however is quick to dispute that assertion.

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember when old people used to say "Don't Get Old" ? That doesn't even begin to cover it.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does beat the alternative!

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Spez-Covfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's a wonderful time of life..

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TxTwoStep 5 points ago +5 / -0

Life is good.

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BowelSharpton [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next I'll be blasting wet farts up WalMart aisles and just....keep on walking (it's great to be the [Hard Of Hearing] King).

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just keep it all on the inside!

(Worked for a grocery store for many many years.)

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blackdudeinresidence 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m almost there. Not on the senior level of DGAF where I walk around the gym locker room airing the jewels without a care yet. Maybe one day.

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suckmycorona 2 points ago +4 / -2

If you are so worried then stay home.

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suckmycorona -1 points ago +1 / -2

To the downvoter. Let us hear your thoughts. I'm intrigued. If you are so worried about the deadliest virus in human history, one you should bury yourself in a hole, and two your interaction with people on the internet could result in infection, It's science. Go into basement and drink you own urine because water from the town "could" be infected with the deadliest virus in human history.

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