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Man The Harpoons! (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by BowelSharpton +488 / -0
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KonaBadLad 27 points ago +27 / -0

AntiFatShit

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Cue_Cumber 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well, call me Ishmael! I thought there was only one Great White Whale.

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BowelSharpton [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Man this pic is ANCIENT - just the background that's changed. I LOVE (moby) Dick! I don't say that in too many circles (melville is/was The BOMB). FANTASTIC Melville adaptation - billy budd, 1962.

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IDGAF-DT2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

I thought the story only had 1 white whale...

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DX5_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

First off, M'lady is mine. Now that we got that out of the way, what can I help you with traveler?

Talk

Trade

Fight

Leave

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InterloperKO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plant burrito on M'lady and watch from distance

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charwoman 9 points ago +9 / -0

He must have to roll her in flour to find...

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BowelSharpton [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Her blood type is Ragu. She's so fat when she goes camping the BEARS hide their food. She once jumped in the air and got stuck. She went to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE. The BACK of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

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alfredbester 5 points ago +5 / -0

hahahahaha

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BilbroNaggins 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're white-knigting wrong sir Fat-a-lot, you supposed to defeat the fat ugly OGRE not defend it.

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Spez-Covfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Smells like bean farts in here.

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LandonFire 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean this is disturbing, but it really looks like they are siblings 🤮

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

If an appalachian couple got divorced would they still be brother and sister?

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sneedwt 5 points ago +5 / -0

My eyes my eyes..., can't unsee that

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Zadok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thar they blow...

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gonna have to be a head shot, not prepared for cape buffalo.

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kotatsu 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's not a moon...

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Supapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their fat makes intercourse impossible

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BowelSharpton [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just find a relatively moist spot and dive in - may find an old ham sandwich and a couple of great-white-stomach license plates and severed arms on the way. Leave bread crumbs so not to get lost.

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Supapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao her belly button moist with sweat probably the most feasible option

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codesherpa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this fine art? I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Part of me wants to 3D print this into statue form so I can run it over with my car.

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Comntrinchief 3 points ago +3 / -0

Frame draggers

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GreyKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communism comes with mandatory weight loss. Rations for all...

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hear the zoo exhibits in Caracas are delicious this time of year.

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JustTheNews 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cant carry his damsel to safety, he has to drag her.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or possibly SADDLE her.

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Polygauge 3 points ago +4 / -1

Oh God, my eyes

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pineapplepepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only things that needs to be afraid of those two whales are boxes of Little Debbie.

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Loscann 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gorgo the barbarian

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witchism 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer the narwal as a self-defense weapon...

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