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TakingCoatsWIN 220 points ago +220 / -0

The Burrito Bros have ignited the meme war once again. It was feeling flat for a bit but the 2016 energy is returning just in time.

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rockaustin 119 points ago +120 / -1

They’re our 2020 based stick man

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Pepeinfinite 35 points ago +35 / -0

Based Burrito Brawler

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RaccoonCityPede 54 points ago +54 / -0

Fish Taco Team 6 has been secretly training..... unconfirmed.

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RespectMyNipples5 18 points ago +18 / -0

Chimichanga Squad ready to tango.

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JohnSpartanSAPD 48 points ago +49 / -1

I just want to say I love all you magnificent bastards

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Tookens 33 points ago +33 / -0

We're all Burrito Bros.

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Grady_Wilson 18 points ago +18 / -0

Better than being Eskimo Brothers. :)

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rooftoptendie 40 points ago +40 / -0

MY SIDES ARE GONE... AGAIN!!!

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Walls_Work 24 points ago +24 / -0

They're not gone, they're in the van! I know! I watched them throw them in there!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe with light sabres?

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Ithrowawaay 131 points ago +132 / -1

“Now those Assholes on the Donald will be memeing this shit for weeks!”

The memes have become self aware!

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quigonkenny 95 points ago +95 / -0

"They are probably doing some Hitler meme spoof of the whole thing right now!"

Memeception...

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rooftoptendie 45 points ago +45 / -0

GENIUS

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Reborned20 30 points ago +30 / -0

Glad to have up voted this before it hit 10,000.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 9 points ago +9 / -0

Had me rollin.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 17 points ago +17 / -0

I haven't laughed so hard and I thought I was done. That was so good.

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dougwiser 92 points ago +92 / -0

The Normies are days away from finding out bill clinton is a pedo

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NvJohansson 51 points ago +51 / -0

Hanks, Degeneres and Tiegen will cause mass suicide.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 42 points ago +42 / -0

Hanks especially. The only thing that could be worse for r*ddit is if we found out Mr Rogers was secretly the zodiac killer or something

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TakeEmDownDJT 23 points ago +24 / -1

Tom Hanks as Mr Rogers was probably Hollywood's attempt to associate Hanks with a "good guy", aka more propaganda mind fuck BS on the American people. I mean, the actual Mr Rogers movie came out like just before that. So why create another one? Kind of sus.

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mastermeatlock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe he's DB Cooper.

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Houdini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leaked footage from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 29 points ago +29 / -0

You mean mein fuhrer? LOL, me too!

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TheRedPlanet 17 points ago +18 / -1

A stroke of genius

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The_Litehaus_Abides 22 points ago +22 / -0

He even found a good spot for "we'll all swing from nooses" in there, haha.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 55 points ago +55 / -0

Such high energy. 100s of memes overnight.

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KColl123 46 points ago +46 / -0

This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I've seen. Thanks for the laugh!

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 40 points ago +40 / -0

Thank you for your patriotism.

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turanian_552 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep, the pre-election meme war is now fully lit. This 'Downfall' parody is a gem.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 33 points ago +34 / -1

Welp, I guess it’s official. Burrito cuck is this election’s equivalent of Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex

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ScottButNotBaio 6 points ago +6 / -0

Separate, but equal

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 33 points ago +33 / -0

If it sucks cock like a duck!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 14 points ago +14 / -0

It must be a cuck.

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incogneato 9 points ago +9 / -0

my fave line!

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CapnKek 27 points ago +27 / -0

Only regret, have but one upvote to give.

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CelesteD 6 points ago +6 / -0

And my snacks!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

And my axe!

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fumbl3 23 points ago +23 / -0

OMFG, my evening entertainment has never been better! Hail Burrito Chads!

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Bishop 19 points ago +19 / -0

I wish I had more upvotes to give!!! BRILLIANT!!!!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 14 points ago +14 / -0

We're not Democrats.

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fumbl3 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL (cries)

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Trump-2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

Commenting just so I can be a part of this historic moment.

Truly legendary memes are being born from Burrito Chad.

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incogneato 10 points ago +10 / -0

Outside of the Burrito Beatdown vid itself, of course

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Psycho bitch, as the original Burrito Chad himself said

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agreed.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 17 points ago +17 / -0

The meme we were waiting for. Thanks OP!

edit: everything about this vid is perfect, word-for-word, all of it. Fantastic job.

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Super_Kmart 15 points ago +15 / -0

Spot on.

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GuacBowls 15 points ago +15 / -0

This may just be the opening salvo of Meme War II.

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sepbs 14 points ago +14 / -0

I liked that shirt! It looked good on him! Hahahhah top quality meme, my friend. Well done!

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Dirkstruan313 9 points ago +9 / -0

Great shirt! Covered in blood! Disgraceful!

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nutup_orshutup 6 points ago +6 / -0

Soy protruding.

Very disrespectful.

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SmokeyScottishpede 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is beautiful

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MAGAMoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is the meme Mona Lisa.

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ReligionOfPoop 12 points ago +13 / -1

L O L

PERFECT.

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knightofday 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s shit is funny af

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JoeBob 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bravo!!!

I started laughing when I saw the thumbnail. I knew greatness was here!

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rksnrov 12 points ago +12 / -0

I knew someone would eventually do a Burrito Chad/Downfall meme, but i wasn't expecting it to be this perfect.

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Magalicious 11 points ago +11 / -0

BRILLIANT!!!!

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skumario 11 points ago +11 / -0

hahaha...hilarious!

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never_lose_faith 11 points ago +11 / -0

PURE GOLD

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SimplePede 11 points ago +11 / -0

See ya just don't see talent like this on the left.

MAGA country sends her BEST

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Dirkstruan313 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cock sucking duck 🤣🤣

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Spez-Covfefe 11 points ago +11 / -0

HA!!!

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mintyfresh 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gold. Pure gold!

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PattonWasRight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Memes aside, Bruno Ganz was an awesome actor. The energy behind the "Das war ein Befehl" line is fascinating.

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NvJohansson 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice, The Downfall. I tip my MAGA hat to you. Truly top kek.

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CousinEddie 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is some top kek memery. Please sticky so our weekends pedes can enjoy after they’re done with family activity.

Absolutely hilarious

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thisjoeknows 9 points ago +9 / -0

Haven’t laughed that hard in years, brilliant...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you see the one with the laughing man?

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thisjoeknows 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, funny too, but the Hitler one is priceless.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, they're both great! It's hard for me to pick a favorite, but I think they're top 2 ever for sure. It really comes down to this event captures the soul of America right now in such an iconic way. Burrito Boys will be part of US history, like minute men.

Part of what makes the laughing man vid so funny is the prominence of Goya in our timeline. "Voting with our wallet" is working extremely well in every way. Goya sales are through the roof, and they can still keep things stocked. I bought nearly $150 of Goya stuff yesterday, and less than $25 of it was beans. I couldn't get every single item they make, but all I saw on their website that I couldn't get but wanted to try was preserves and other various forms of exotic fruit jelly. They make a lot of different stuff!

And there's a huge list of stores that already changed their policy to not even question people not wearing a mask. They say it's due to a couple violent episodes but we know it's due to sales. Our business is too important for them to lose! So half the people in their stores could be maskless, which will really change the narrative. My County Sheriff has announced that there will be no response to complaints about masks, but escalating over that will get a response. No "disorderliness" is the way he put it, lol. I see that as another direct response to the same thing. And he might not even know about our Burrito Brothers, yet.

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Bellababeala 9 points ago +9 / -0

But I was told Drumpf supporters were literally Hitler!!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

And simultaneously worse than Hitler

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quigonkenny 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was waiting for this...

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leftcansuckmydick 9 points ago +9 / -0

This shit never gets old

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husker91 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ffs I'm dying

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Alpinix 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, wow. Can it get any better than this? And yet, I'm still not tired...

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Afeazo 9 points ago +9 / -0

The meme's here. I just can't. You guys are way too funny.

I am not tired of WINNING!

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Kekception 8 points ago +8 / -0

My God the train just got faster!!!! I’m still not tired of winning!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO BRAKES!!

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CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

I read the entire thing and was not disappointed.

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Lol_Garrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bloody fucking brilliant! top kek!

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knightofday 8 points ago +8 / -0

This shit was soo money damn, my stomach hurts

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BDjohn4 8 points ago +8 / -0

The duck comment just won the election for us.

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workinating 8 points ago +8 / -0

German for KEK is KEK.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Figures they'd do it backwards