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trump212121 160 points ago +162 / -2

Everyone needs to get a horse! That looks like fun!

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mintscape 147 points ago +147 / -0

It's fun till you see the cost, but Antifa herding does seem like a good time.

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dizzle_izzle 72 points ago +72 / -0

Those faggots don't pay taxes.

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Reborned20 48 points ago +49 / -1

Get those FUCKING MURDERER COMMUNISTS off of This Planet.

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godemperortttrump 93 points ago +94 / -1

come to texas. we give everyone a horse and a six shooter

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FluffiPuff 63 points ago +63 / -0

Can confirm, have Horse and a Six-Shooter

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Name4 10 points ago +12 / -2

Texas is turning red.

Now it's a pitbull in a Mac 10

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TrumpTrain425 14 points ago +25 / -11

Pitbulls are shit dogs typically owned by shit people.

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Racerx719 5 points ago +13 / -8

Yeah man I don’t believe that shit. Pitbulls can be just as friendly and obedient as any other dog. The problem lies with the owner. Going to teeter onto my racist branch here. But majority of your BAD pit owners are blacks or Hispanics who think they are gangsters.

They

  1. Much like their actual fathers, they don’t take the time to train and love the pet.

  2. They want their dogs to be that way

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TrumpTrain425 11 points ago +16 / -5

Wrong. The vast majority of my issues with pit owners stem from karens and hyperwoke libtards who are "saving" their sweet pibbles and velvet hippos from these prejudiced shelters.

Pitbulls were bred to be BAIT dogs or hunting dogs and there has been LITERALLY NO attempt to stabilize genetics and breed out inane aggressive tendencies. like with the doberman. or rottweiler. or mastiffs.

Pitbulls are responsible for the OVERWHELMING majority of reported dog FATALITIES and maulings.

Massive amounts of cats/smaller dogs die every year because nobody bred out the prey drive before the propoganda movement claimed them to be "nanny dogs". 3 kids this month have died from pit maulings. thats more than the last YEAR for shepherds/mastiffs/rotts....combined.

The only breed that has people tripping over themselves to blame anyone and everyone including the victims when a mauling occurs. the only breed that can be shot multiple times and STILL latch.

These were purpose bred dogs that exploded in popularity somewhat in part to the fetishization of jogger culture, but to say they are the ones causing the majority of issues now would be ignorant at best.

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MNpede 1 point ago +14 / -13

Pitbulls are GREAT dogs! If you're a shit dog owner you'll have a shit dog.

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Liberty_Prime 9 points ago +15 / -6

Labrador Retrievers don't slaughter your family if they have a bad day. I'm sure YOUR pitbull gives to charity and works at the local soup kitchen. But everyone else's might as well be a cuddly tiger that could crush someone's femur at any time.

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TrumpTrain425 7 points ago +12 / -5

This is a tired old trope. How do you explain the cases where a "service pit" turns on and mauls the fuck out of their owners? raised in a loving home that babies the animal and one trigger for the dog causes it to blondly maul?

owners having seizures...causes them to maul

owners squealing with joy at a birthday party...causes them to maul

little kid runs after a ball...causes them to maul

they are the only breed ive seen CONSTANTLY get out of enclosures...only to go on rampages that animal control refuses to get involved with....because the pitbull lobby and their propaganda machine will lynch anyone who says to put down violent dogs.

they are the only breed that shelter workers OUTRIGHT LIE to cover bite histories....genetics to work around city bans/apartment bans.

the only breed that gets passed off as a "lab mix" whenever theyre in shelters.

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snuggs316 4 points ago +9 / -5

former lic. vet tech, with decades of rescue work behind me; can confirm. pitties are sweet dogs; it's humans that destroy them. chi-hooah-hooah's (land sharks) are one of the most aggressive breeds. the scariest encounter i've ever had was with an overbred, seriously mental dalmation. i worked for years in critter er, and i'm here to tell you...the critters are fine, it's the humans that suck.

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TrumpTrain425 2 points ago +5 / -3

the only good owners of pits are those who understand the inherent risks..

they are not dogs you can just bring to a dog park...or let off leash....or be brought anywhere near children or smaller animals....and the owner NEEDS a break stick for WHEN it inevitably snaps.

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Txponi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've got a baretta 9 MM and 9 horses We love our 2nd ammendment and our equines.

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Rainspa 2 points ago +2 / -0

On my way

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

GOOD git here

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Myzlplix 33 points ago +34 / -1

Yep. And they did it less than 5 years. Almost not even recognizable anymore. Phoenix is becoming LA adjacent.

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the_big_cheef 7 points ago +7 / -0

Disgusting

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grenades_and_ham 19 points ago +19 / -0

They did the same thing in Las Vegas.

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Vegas_red 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also known as East la

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Madmax_M 5 points ago +5 / -0

@cutecarcharodon - First off I am not a citizen or a resident hence I would not know your local set up clearly, so apologies in advance if my question does not make sense. However, I have been interested in the US political landscape for the last year or so. I have a query - I did hear about californians moving to red states and then voting blue and bringing the same problems they left in california, to their new states as well. I have read that about democrat voters from other blue states as well. What I want to know is, have you all tried anything like banding together, creating local bodies which educate and try to generally influence new residents so that they stop voting the old way, which made them run away in the first place? If you have tried that, has it helped? Or if not, why did it not? Any insight would be much appreciated.

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Donald4thewin 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a CA resident but native TX, (stubborn husband won’t leave), yes. Arrogance and stupidity go hand in hand. So many douchy Swalwell types here.

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sometimescanbefunny 12 points ago +12 / -0

Did you watch that video? While those guys are the "extremists", that's about the level of discourse you can expect from anyone on the left anymore.

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Kornstalx 27 points ago +27 / -0

Life long conservative

Son you dodged a huge fucking bullet, stay the fuck away from Austin.

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gorillachannel 16 points ago +16 / -0

North Dallas has been ok through this whole thing.

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Bldg_2019 13 points ago +15 / -2

Do not come to Texas. We don’t want one more person from CA.

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never_dems 2 points ago +2 / -0

California used to be a red state.

Sadly. Now. It's really Kommie Red. /sarc

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Bldg_2019 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Cool, now go back. Outsiders of all types are ruining our state, not just illegals.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Complimentary revolvers at my place subject to possibly-unconstitutional and burdensome background check

You’re on your own behind the first 6 rounds tho those ammo prices 📈

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

The one time this year I expected to see horses in Austin was at their annual rodeo, and it was cancelled when the virus scare was really starting to ramp up.

I'm very disappointed at the lack of cowboy in this city. "Stay weird, Austin!" is not a trend...it's treated like an anthem and a hill to die on here.

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135246 3 points ago +3 / -0

You attitude is awesome, but we're full up, and we obviously have our own issues brewing. Taking in refugees from Leftistan is not gonna help. Maybe people should stand where they are and fix their own shit.

Or South Dakota. Awesome governor and far fewer people than Texas. Off you go, then.

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TruthyBrat 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anyone who knows a damn thing about military history knows that cavalry is rough on unformed infantry. Which last is basically a description of these mobs.

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need to send Banastre Tarleton after the mobs. He'd make short work of them REAL fast.

He'd even be like "Is this the same country that gained their independence from us!?!? WTF happened!?"

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FreshCovfefe3 11 points ago +11 / -0

My 14 year old daughter rides, and loves those horses more than anything. We were JUST talking with her instructor yesterday about dumb asses who think they'll win a battle with a couple thousand pound animal. We were actually laughing about it. I've noticed that horse people tend to be very hard workers and thus, tend to be based.

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Truglow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Screw it. Get some chariots with blades attached to the wheels.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 43 points ago +43 / -0

That's a lot of horse power

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Thanks for checking in dad

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202020242028 26 points ago +26 / -0

Hahaha! 2016: Beef. 2020: Burrito. Love this timeline.

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Mother_of_gains 333 points ago +333 / -0

Smart move. The optics of these savages hitting a horse with something would be terrible for ANTIFA

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AZTrump2020 172 points ago +172 / -0

Knowing PETA’s liberal track record, they’ll probably spin it and say attacking police animals doesn’t count because they’re traitors or some stupid shit like that. It’s the same justification BLM used to attack black cops.

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jarvis 111 points ago +111 / -0

PETA will kidnap people's pets and euthanize them because pets are animal slaves or other such shit I can't even comprehend because it's so dumb.

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lifeisahologram 66 points ago +66 / -0

“How dare you eat cheese” kills dog “Animals are living creatures!” euthanizes puppy who loved its owner Eating byproducts from animal work is unethical!” strangles cat

  • PETA CEO
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MajJamesMcFarlane 14 points ago +14 / -0

PETA CEO

injects insulin

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 28 points ago +28 / -0

Easily still one of my top 10 episodes of Penn and Teller's: Bullshit.

The freezer they own in the corporate office is full of dead animals.

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dizzle_izzle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait wait wait

What in the FUCK u talking about?

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TheTPL 10 points ago +10 / -0

Their HQ is in Norfolk, VA, in case anyone ever wants to have a riot there.

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Rugar22 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have looked up the location too, it's only 1 little access road to block them in lol.

I'm only 20 miles south of Richmond of you guys ever need me.

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Mashiki 7 points ago +7 / -0

Penn and Teller: Bullshit Season 2, episode 1 if you want to watch it.

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NavyGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Loved that show.

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Season 2: episode 1

It's a great watch if you haven't seen it.

But yes, on their reporting because they're a 501(3)(c) is a purchase of a freezer big enough to hold 20 cadavers in their main office/hq building.

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JackBurtonsTruck 11 points ago +11 / -0

'Those horses have internalized their inner white supremacy"

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Wtf_socialismreally 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hate the notion that people aren't allowed to silently hold shitty opinions.

If you want to hold people accountable when they pass you over because of your skin for a job, or don't let you attend school or vote, I'm on board with that. But if some ass hole looks at you funny because he is racist, but doesn't do anything to you, not even voice it, just let it go.

It's that kind of leftist stuff that is generating a new generation of racism. I hate it. The left's strategies are so shit.

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SexCauldron 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like the amount of times someone actually looks at someone else funny based entirely on race is slim to none. If someone looks at you funny it's probably much more likely because the way you walk, dress, talk, or behave.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe, but the point is that it's fine. It doesn't matter. People are allowed to be jerks as long as they aren't hurting you ya know?

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DeportAntifa 3 points ago +3 / -0

It doesn’t even sound crazy to think they would say that at this point

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JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking racist horses

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SnowflakeJuice 71 points ago +72 / -1

Aside for that, those are some big ass horses and they look a lot bigger in person. I don't think they want to rile them up

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 48 points ago +48 / -0

Horses are a fearsome beast. Warhorses? They're something else!

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Former_RM2 24 points ago +24 / -0

Off Topic:

I find it fascinating that horses originated in North America, crossed the Bearing land bridge during the Ice Age, went extinct in America for some reason, then were brought back to America 15 thousand years later by the Spanish.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a bit of trivia I didn't know.

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Butthurt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember being in Ft. Polk LA in my army days and there were wild horses. Story is they are the descendants of cavalry horses set free after WW2, I believe, when the need for actual war horses died down.

They looked like mongrels. Not the type of nice horses you see on a farm. But yeah, they’re powerful, but from what I’ve seen, are a “don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit” type animal. Although, I’d keep my distance either way especially in mating season.

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never_dems 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got side kicked by a mule. No warning, Nothing. Actually looked like he was dozing off. Sucker punch me.

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well, not in North America. RIP.

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incogneato 6 points ago +6 / -0

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LarsOfTheMohicans 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gelding isn’t a gender

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incogneato 7 points ago +7 / -0

horses are always identified as either stallion, gelding, or mare

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mastayoda420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because two out of three of those are still capable of breeding, the third is a balless unic. Horses have to be labeled as such because you are more valuable if you can breed.

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incogneato 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes - everyone is correct that both stallions and geldings are male, but it's important to differentiate them depending on what you want to do with the horse.

Only a relative few are left as stallions. The average horse owner does not want a stallion. Many folks like geldings better anyway, since they tend to be more patient and calm.

Stallions can get aggressive and rowdy and need an experienced handler, especially during the breeding season. Mares go through heat cycles for at least 4-6 months out of the year and as an owner you must learn to deal with that.

So, a gelding is not a bad thing at all, but it has to be noted on the horse's registration or other ID under the label marked "sex" - you have to put either stallion, gelding or mare, so that's why I noted "three."

(and just to keep this relevant, any human who has undergone "transgender" surgery is the same thing as a gelding.)

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gelding isn’t a gender

horses are always identified as either stallion, gelding, or mare

¿Porque no los dos?

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LarsOfTheMohicans 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just because they cut his fishing tackle off doesn’t mean he’s no longer male

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never_dems 1 point ago +1 / -0

Especially If they were cut proud

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pingpongdingdong 11 points ago +11 / -0

and horses naturally avoid stepping on people. They will push them out of the way and if anyone falls, the horse will not try and trample them (although, if they did, nothing of value would be lost).

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Amaroq64 59 points ago +59 / -0

One of their protest tactics is to force the enemy into a dilemma where they look bad no matter what choice they make.

I didn't think the left's tactics could be used against them, because they make you such a garbage human being if you use them.

But these police did it! You either move out the way or you get video'ed beating a horse!

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Pau1F01ey 14 points ago +14 / -0

They’ll probably just try to drag the officer off.

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Amaroq64 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, you're right...

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GodSaveTheWest 7 points ago +7 / -0

because they make you such a garbage human being if you use them.

Whats more important.

losing everything but at least you didnt leave your moral highground, or winning a better future by getting a little dirty?

I stand for truth and against double standards and hypocrisy. But im not against any tactics so long as they dont break those things i stand for.

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a place for honor.

I believe we left that stop a long time back. Even the most peaceful person will resort to crunching a few testicles when their back is against the wall.

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Illinoyed 5 points ago +5 / -0

True but they overplayed their hand. The only people lapping that up anymore are beyond conversion

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its more that you move out of the way, or get knocked over and stepped on by a horse, but I get your point!

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PapaPepe 24 points ago +24 / -0

They have pictures and video of them attacking horses. The last one hit a horse from behind and it ended as well as you'd expect

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KnottyJane 7 points ago +7 / -0

That was a glorious video!

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GodsHonestTruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Link?

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PapaPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only one I knew seems to have been banned on twitter for wrongthink

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KILLARY4PRISON 3 points ago +4 / -1

This was the link before it was purged. https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/1278428211471437826?s=20

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://youtu.be/oESximeWYhU Shitty copy but only one I could find

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Suspended.

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it's the one I'm thinking of, the blonde who runs up and slaps the horse and gets kicked, that was an old video, not current, sadly.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like seeing police horses patrolling festive events like parades. Every so often a parent and their kid would walk up to one and the kid would get to pet the horse or get a picture taken. Good feels all around.

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

The optics of a police horse kicking a scraggly bearded antifa cockroach's brains out will be GREAT.

Don't fuck with police horses. Especially don't approach them from behind. Not only will they curbstomp your ass, but they're considered police officers, attack one, fun assault on a cop charges. Have fun, kiddies!

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Crankyboy 189 points ago +189 / -0

Get fucked faggots!!

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EpicPede 36 points ago +37 / -1

2020 Motto

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Joe_Btfsplk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Handcuff them and stack 'em like cord wood in a buckboard. Parade them though the streets while Texans have a blast throwing trash at them.

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dizzle_izzle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish trump could make this his campaign slogan.

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DDUCHESS 132 points ago +133 / -1

I love how the horses have eye guards. Need to get one of those for mine

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 81 points ago +81 / -0

Horses shall see no faggotry!

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molecularpimpin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Now that's what I call ethical treatment of animals!

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Whataboutkansas 19 points ago +19 / -0

How much armor can they carry? Vegans are liars.

"By any means necessary" isn't a platitude.

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df0ster5 15 points ago +16 / -1

not gonna help against the fucking loser bitches using lasers which i saw in the video, people are pathetic

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catvideos3 21 points ago +21 / -0

Maybe the cops should carry lances.

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Mike1234567 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone please photoshop lances on this

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be epic

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Butthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t see a problem with padded lances. You can easily knock someone down without really hurting them bad. Actually might be a good idea

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pointy tips.

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think those are clydes, they look like percherons. Clydes are pullers, not runners - those look like runners.

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_Cabal_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

If they attack those horses, the officers will fuck them up, for real. They don't tolerate that shit.

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DeplorableCentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should help somewhat against lasers as well.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 131 points ago +131 / -0

I wanted to see a glorious open field charge.

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RaccoonCityPede 40 points ago +40 / -0

Half a burrito, half a burrito, half a burrito onward.....

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JohnMiller2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Underrated comment

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn that was a sexy reference.

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Blazeron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Once they had gunpowder they would throw grenades during the charge. Soften up the target and the charge shatters the enemy.

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pizzzzaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm literally going to have fantasy dreams about this tonight

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splink 7 points ago +7 / -0

Coming down they turned the tide!

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Sirbigusdickus 5 points ago +5 / -0

In the future, jousting commies will be an Olympic sport.

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CyKn 114 points ago +114 / -0

The screeching harpies in almost every one of these videos are extremely annoying.

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Amaroq64 36 points ago +36 / -0

HHHHWAYYYUDOOOINNNG??!?!?!

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MAGAbetterargument 26 points ago +26 / -0

HOW DARE YOU DON'T COMPLETELY CAPITULATE TO OUR EMPTY DISPLAY OF POWER!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 18 points ago +18 / -0

USE YOUR WORDS

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brother_seamus 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG, we are just here stopping traffic from passing on a public street, why aren't you letting us do that??

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Pinball 22 points ago +22 / -0

The funniest part is they’re never actually in any of it, they’re just watching from the sidelines freaking out like they’re in pain.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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taavofficial 85 points ago +85 / -0

I would pay to see a horse kick at least one of these idiots, honestly

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thisisatestof2 21 points ago +21 / -0

Their is a video of some idiot pulling the tail of police horse and getting kicked across the road.

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dizzle_izzle -5 points ago +3 / -8

Found a hilarious version of it!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nPcd5gTveT0

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dontCensorMeBro 5 points ago +6 / -1

that one is fake lol.

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, what happened to the contingent of this forum? It's like it's being overrun by humorless bernouts or something. Clearly, it's a joke that went over sub-intelligent blowhard-wannabes' heads...

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dizzle_izzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for getting my joke but we're all frens here I'm not offended. This isn't reddit. We can leave the snarky comments and name calling over there.

Not that I don't appreciate you getting my back but I think you understand me.

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

I getcha, pede.

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Sirbigusdickus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Disgusting. You do know that they are fighting for racial justice, gender awareness and ending police brutality?! Just kidding, I’ll throw in $50.

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Whataboutkansas 13 points ago +13 / -0

Training matters.

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dizzle_izzle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would absolutely pay to see that.

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Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much for a couple of cavalry charges through the entire mob?

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Moewrawn 66 points ago +66 / -0

I'm always worried that one of these savages will attack a horse... don't get me wrong, would love to see a horse defend itself by kicking a commie in the face though if they provoke it lol.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 84 points ago +84 / -0

Attacking a police-controlled horse is a straight-up felony... and IIRC they treat it as if you went after a police dog, which in turn is treated as if you went after a police officer.

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techied 42 points ago +42 / -0

this is correct. you can be charged for assaulting a police officer.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 32 points ago +32 / -0

Legalities aside, someone doing that is looking to get seriously injured. There's bravery, and there's stupidity. Against a Police dog you do have a fighting chance. Against a Police horse? Well, maybe; only because you have no idea what a lone horse might do. Against a cop mounted on a big ass strong as hell horse like these? Oh fuck no ...

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billlybillybillerson 26 points ago +26 / -0

Imagine if they trained them like medieval war horses holy burrito

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No_Malarkey_Joe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stop I can only get so erect

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Mashiki 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has a lot to do with the lack of people working or being near horses these days. Having seen a horse grab a person by the neck and shake them like a rag doll, would probably chance their perspective though.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you say "grab"; you mean bite? They can bite a grown man's neck with such force as to be able to hold him while shaking?

I never imagined such a thing. I've seen them bite at each other which always seemed like playing, but I've never even seen a horse open their mouth wide enough to get their jaws around a man's neck.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bite would be breaking the skin in my book, that rarely happens. Grab is more accurate since it's the only way they can manipulate something right? I only ever saw a horse once grab a person like that in a not playful way, later we found out it was because they were abusing the animal at the stables and it saw a chance at revenge(back turned).

But from historical context, war horses were trained to grab people on the ground and shake them by the neck or arms.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that's the first thing I thought of, if a horse is capable of this a war horse would be bred, sought, and taught to. Although I hate to think about how you train them to do this!

If they do this by your arm you'd expect joints all messed up, elbow probably bent backwards, maybe shoulder ripped apart. Then of course you want your horse trampling its prey. Mooses are especially good at that, I don't know if horses are. Have to wonder what's the most people 1 horse took out of a battle; even if not dead, just removed from battle effectiveness.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well you'd train them like you'd train any animal for task.

Horses are excellent in trampling on their own, but think back to the days of medium or heavy cavalry. You're armored horseman unless they were spearmen or mounted archers would wear partial mail up to full plate. On top of that, the horse would be partially or fully armored too. Figure 900-2000lbs for the horse coming at you, plus the armor(300lbs) and the rider(~180lbs on average), plus their armor(50-130lbs). Pretty terrifying way to die imo.

Even if you didn't die right away you probably would, that much weight would go clean through ribs, guts, break any bone it hit, and what bones it didn't break it would cause severe internal injuries.

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AdmrlNelson 9 points ago +9 / -0

They're just four legged police officers, so attacking them is treated as such.

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're 4 legged officers that can kick your head off and send it flying, or run you over and stomp your spine into the asphalt. Those are BIG horses. They have 1200, 1400 lbs on you, are agile, and all muscle. They can break any point on your body with any leg, from in front or back.

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AdmrlNelson 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are pretty badass. Our canine cops are too. Total respect for all service/police/soldier animals

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 23 points ago +23 / -0

I want to see a horse kick to the gut of a 500lb hambeast, what would happen 🤔

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Illinoyed 2 points ago +2 / -0

A wafer thin mint

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Au_contrarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

The horse is more safe than any human. The left has contempt for individual rights but loves animal rights.

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hereforthewinning 48 points ago +48 / -0

gona tell my kids this is the crusades

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utfanx2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Deus volt!

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Kornstalx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Volt? I can't tell what's real or sarcasm anymore.

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sub-collector 1 point ago +1 / -0

High electric energy!

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Crimson_Identity 43 points ago +43 / -0

Glory, glory hallelujah!

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WestPalm 10 points ago +10 / -0

His Truth is marching on

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AmericanJawa 43 points ago +43 / -0

Clippity Cloppity, dis ain't your property

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Pau1F01ey 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂🤣

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CoupCoupKaChew 41 points ago +41 / -0

Hope they enjoyed their trail of tears!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunters of Kentucky intensifies in the distance

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workinating 28 points ago +28 / -0

Cops on horses is almost as bad ass as burrito bros.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

Horses gonna horse

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BarrBQ 20 points ago +20 / -0

Of course, of course.

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AFuckingWhiteMale 21 points ago +21 / -0

Get trampled cucks

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Barthaneous 19 points ago +19 / -0

All they needed was some lances.

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Whataboutkansas 17 points ago +18 / -1

Why was Wichita left open for so long with no police presence last night?

Did anyone else see this?

Violence, threats - no police. It's worse than pulling back to regroup. It's ceding land to secessionists.

How do we encourage local decision makers to follow this lead?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +9 / -1

What about Kansas? I doubt anyone else here knows anything about it. Stand down orders?

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Whataboutkansas 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just imagine how long it takes for Americans to gather before they're faced with force.

But in Wichita it was only about thirty people who shut down a city square easily cleared by even ten police.

One American stood up to them. When he said lives matter, the threats escalated and the violent moved against him.

I just caught it on a live stream. But it was real.

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IntergalacticWalrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Link when you can.

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can hear you through the whine

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 17 points ago +18 / -1

WHOSE STREETS

The horses', you fucking retards. LOL

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istrucktheboard 4 points ago +4 / -0

The correct answer to that question is, "Everybody's, but more so taxpayers'".

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 16 points ago +16 / -0

Why do liberals always have to repeat shit after each other like sheeps?

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behemoth887 3 points ago +3 / -0

i dunno but it comes across as totally meaningless to me and probably many others. nobody cares about these libs and their stupid ass hey hey ho ho bullshit chant. it's not the 60s anymore so it's neither innovative nor interesting.

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chanting reinforces membership in the cult.

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astro_eng 16 points ago +17 / -1

Why do we waste our time? Pinochet had the right idea!

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 15 points ago +15 / -0

So many commies, so few certified helo pilots...

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Pau1F01ey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just throw newbies in as co pilot with trained pilot. You’ll double trained he’ll pilots in no time.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

We can use C-5s. Just put them into a steep climb and open the rear doors.

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AZTrump2020 15 points ago +16 / -1

I wish it were like the old days and these cops could just crack some fuckin’ skulls.

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Pau1F01ey 6 points ago +9 / -3

Pinkerton resurgence when?

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Siteless_Vagrant 14 points ago +14 / -0

Those horses have more honor than those punks.

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billlybillybillerson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well horses start with +20 Honor so they have more than most people

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WJKovax 14 points ago +14 / -0

“We won’t play!”

99% of these liberal faggots have never been face to face with a horse before. These are massive fucking beasts that could crush your ass in a second.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 13 points ago +13 / -0

Of all those brave "protesters", yet not one Jon Snow among them.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 5 points ago +5 / -0

You sure? They all seem to know nothin

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

Touché

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sick username btw. The only government you can trust!

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King444 13 points ago +13 / -0

Damn the officers were as nice as they could be while on their horses idk wtf these retards are complaining about

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JamesKPolk 11 points ago +12 / -1

Maybe war is peace? After all, what we're seeing here are the antics of a generation that has never seen war or struggle, has had everything handed from them, and have ubiquitously achieved meaningless ribbons whether they triumphed or sucked; hard to believe such disgraceful wretches can come into existence when less than a century ago boys younger than them were storming beaches under machine gun fire. Incorporate this entitlement with the rancid marxist snake that has festered its slithering presence in the American education system, and this is what you're left with.

But do not despair. Survival of the fittest is a concrete law of nature, and by some means these people will ultimately disappear from this country. Goodness knows that choosing not to breed and openly aborting their children isn't a recipe for a successful propagation.

Their whiny ilk is not made for a world that requires toughness and strength. Perhaps they sense as much, hence why they're struggling for attention and engaging in a final stand. Regardless, sanity will prevail.

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Holdmybeer2016 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im sorry sir i must disagree. This generation has seen plenty of war. Iraq? Afganistan? While i agreee not everyone deserves a trophy. Never forget our men and women who have served

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JamesKPolk 3 points ago +4 / -1

There remain plenty of noble men and women from the current generation, regardless, those conflicts you mentioned are hardly on the scale that was Vietnam. Nevertheless, that generation bred the hippies that have destroyed the education system, so who knows the cause? These people are so literally insane one can spend all day trying to decipher the source of their insanity and come full circle still unsure.

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Holdmybeer2016 5 points ago +5 / -0

Im sorry sir i must disagree again. Have you read about the battle of nasiriyah, occurred during the iraq war. While all wars are fought differently at least the vietnamese did not use women and children as shields like the pussy iraqis did. Mainly i agree with what you say but coming from an iraqi war veterans family this generation dealt with war. Also agreed no one can explain hippies......i guess bad genetics just happen

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JamesKPolk 4 points ago +4 / -0

My apologies if I came across as callous. I was merely reciting a comparison espoused frequently by a relative who was involved in the former conflict. I don't mean to disregard the horror of those latter travesties, nor do I mean to diminish the greatness of the men and women who served in them. I'm merely attempting to wrap my head around the insanity that plagues us in this modern day.

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Holdmybeer2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

You my friend seem like someone i would like to have a beer with. I always appreciate a intelligent debate. You were not offensive and i hope i wasnt either. I have the upmost respect for old glory and all that will defend her. Speaking out against the fascists is our civic duty. Sir.....ill have a bud for you!

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is cutting onions in here?

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Rockonanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am new here at thedonald, and i continue to be amazed at the civility and the camaraderie that is on display here all the time. so many examples i have seen in just one week. such good-heartedness and emotional warmth. really impressive in this day and age, and on the internet even!

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simple: Godlessness. They fill the God sized hole in their hearts and souls with satanism and ideology.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only people who have seen that war are the ones who volunteered to see it.

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Scooby721 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is a well thought out and reasonable explanation, but have you considered....orange man bad?

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russianbot4673 0 points ago +1 / -1

yeah the fittest part barely applies anymore, if at all. anyone can reproduce and get on some kind of welfare.

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utfanx2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Equinity now!

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Richard_Friedman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Were some of those ponies Clydesdale? Love those!

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Infidel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Have you noticed that they only do this stuff in very liberal cities and states where the police are restrained by a cuck Mayor and Governor, and a city council full of hippie burnouts? They know this so they will only do this in cities were they can get away with it. That is why they are in blue cities under weak liberal mayors and weak liberal governors that restrain their police force. Austin may be a huge liberal utopia, but it is still in the state of TX.

Austin is full of liberals but APD and the state of Texas ain't letting what's happening in Portland/Seattle happen there. My guess is because Austin is only 4% black and the rich whites will get rid of the mayor and city council if their property value drop and businesses flee.

That is why all the riots in LA fizzled out. When the "protesters" went into Beverly Hills, West LA, and Santa Monica, those rich white liberals made them all magically go away.

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +3 / -0

NIMBY'S gonna NIMBY.

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RichterScale 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s because you let all the filthy Californian hipsters take over Austin over the last 10 years. Texas is being diluted

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +3 / -0

I upvoted, but that's not true. The Californians moving to Texas are generally conservative. The problem with Texas (other than illegals and sanctuary cities in every fucking major city) is that Commies/Liberals control every major city in Texas-- Austin, Dallas, San Antonio, Houston, and The Rio Grande Valley.

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Patriot6969 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Horses are so racist." - the left probably.

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Dev404 6 points ago +6 / -0

They lost their street pretty quick. Still treating these terrorists with kid gloves though. Lesson not learned. Need arrests to start with.

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Pau1F01ey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arrests? Just kill the commie fucks already!

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YuriBezmenov 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are they still pretending to be protesting for black people?

Anybody remember when that commie faggot that worked for Sanders campaign said something like "cities would burn" later this year?

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tdwinner2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

They do this every Friday and Saturday night at closing time. They have practice.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 5 points ago +6 / -1

You've been raped by big horse cock of the law!!!

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Mellshone 1 point ago +1 / -0

The video was way too mild for a comment like that

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Iosevus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Horse Street!

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Watermaker67 5 points ago +5 / -0

My father in law would love this. 91 yo old horse guy. His first car was a draft horse.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want to hear these horses chant "who's streets? OUR STREETS!"

Take that, faggots!

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Husky 5 points ago +5 / -0

No one ever expects the star spangled Inquisition.

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DookieJones 5 points ago +5 / -0

I own a farm, complete with horses. Can i just say those horses are amazing?

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CanadianTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can understand a human wall vs a human force.

But lol, those beasts are 800+ pounds a piece. Yet another obvious symptom of not knowing history, other then being socialist of course.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

End of billy club = how many ft lbs of force per square inch? I bet I can exceed 800. I bet many cops can exceed my best.

Point taken though, the best use of force is deterrence. Have to be pretty braindead to think you're going to stand in the path of approaching horses.

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol? Its 800 pounds of force if its on top of you, aka gravity.

A walking / running horse is far more force.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah that's my point. If a horse weighs 800 pounds that's just dead weight. The amount of force they can apply upon the foolish person in their way is a much higher number were we to go calculating that. No need, because it's no contest.

It was refreshing to finally see a crowd smart enough to gtfo of the way, but that's because the cops were there in numbers, with force, using sensible strategy designed to WIN. Hopefully this spreads. I didn't watch all night but it seems like the rule of law held in Austin. Now I want government to recognize these criminals have no legal protections. These gatherings lost all that long ago.

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CancelBLM 5 points ago +6 / -1

In some states if the horse touches you it's an assault charge - on you for having touched the police animal.

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Double_barrel_joe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs more lasso.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

If these videos keep up at this rate, I can give up porn all together and start jerking it to the Donald content

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MarcusOrbelious 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds of the video where a dumb bitch tried to spook a horse, and it just bucked her right in the stomach.

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YoungCharles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that the fastest those horses can go?

The defund police movement must also affect the ability to nourish those beautiful beasts.

They should be going at least 9x faster through that crowd.

(joke)

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rabdomname838 4 points ago +5 / -1

Now who said cowboys were dead.

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