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BoughtByBloomberg2 22 points ago +22 / -0

And they part like the pale white sea.

If you've got a black friend whose out of a job. If you got a black coworker. Hell just get a white dude and give him a short buzz and a tiny moustache and he'll pass.

Makes the commute so much easier.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like the opposite of the Chappelle skit where he has a white friend with him to get past the police without issue.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit that's what this reminded me of! Oh I hope he redoes that skit for current day just like this!