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B A S E D (i.imgur.com) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by johnsonjackson13323 +2491 / -0
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Chodeus 91 points ago +92 / -1

Going for the Red Bull as well. Super BASED.

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deleted 35 points ago +36 / -1
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John789 38 points ago +38 / -0

Dollar signs are the pound, so this is probably in Britain.

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Trumpfan1 19 points ago +19 / -0

Good catch! Bad ass BASED Brit! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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Everquest4Life 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dr. Pepper in England??

Epic

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Home_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heโ€™s in the American foods section I bet what a nimble predator

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tombombadil 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait, is Trader Joe's based? I love that store but just assumed they were libs because they give off that boomer hippie vibe.

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deleted 20 points ago +20 / -0
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FergieJR 14 points ago +14 / -0

Not sure they are based but they at least stood up to cancel mobs

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Three_honks 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's good enough

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MAGABrick 1 point ago +2 / -1

They were one of the first stores to require masks.

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ShitComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trader Joe's doesn't carry either.

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getkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they carry plenty of soy.

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Sapito 47 points ago +47 / -0

I saw a guy at the grocery move his spittle covered mask up & down three times then touch like 15 peaches with his spit fingers. It's really disturbing how fucking stupid people are. These masks are transfering germs a thousand times worse than if you were mask free. God damn mindless zombies. I wish fauci would ask them to jump off a bridge already so this can be done with.

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Bluestorm83 17 points ago +17 / -0

All day long I tell people this, if they seem like they won't try to get me fired for using logic and reason. I've got to wear one of those fucking things for 8 hours, and it's hot as a fucking ballsack in hell's oven so I'll need to drink some water or gatorade or some shit while I load soil and mulch and shit. I can't drink THROUGH a mask, so I'm taking it down. Now, instead of me MAYBE releasing tiny globlets of face fluids, which will FALL TO THE FLOOR, I'm covering my fingers in this shit and putting it all over everything I do, all day.

Not that it fucking matters, as I CAN'T SPREAD A DISEASE I DO NOT HAVE.

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Home_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope weโ€™re all just wearing Petrie dishes for whatever we DO have now

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Rainman 38 points ago +38 / -0

CONVID

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 31 points ago +32 / -1

I want to make a shirt that says "YOU ARE BEING SUBJUGATED. TAKE OFF THE FUCKING MASK"

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Tyrone_biggums 20 points ago +20 / -0

People these days will make fun of you for not wanting to be subjugated.

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shadypollster 17 points ago +17 / -0

Brave New World confirmed.

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Bluestorm83 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ira Levin's "This Perfect Day," I'd say. We're a half step away from going for our weekly "Treatment" that's required to keep people docile and compliant, Totalcakes are an actual fucking THING already, and child sexualization is running rampant. The day someone asks me to swipe a bracelet to see if I'm allowed to cross a street or go onto a beach is the day I give up on any of this shit and become some sort of Murder Batman.

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LaymanLeathers 2 points ago +2 / -0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ seriously though. If it gets to that point we're gonna need a bigger jesus

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they can go fuck themselves. Who cares?

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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm with you, but most people don't figure out how to DGAF until they've already voted the wrong way for decades, due to being completely gaslit their entire lives.

In many cases, sadly not even then.

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello, this is the based department. Our advice is for you to whip out your balls and swing them around with this chad. No homo.

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morphagent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello, based department...? Sorry sir, are all out of balls here. We are limited to soy only, lots of soy.

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Deplorable2991 22 points ago +22 / -0

Get this man a breakfast burrito!

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prancie 17 points ago +17 / -0

there is a study done that wearing cloth masks makes you more susceptible to illness, i never wear one for longer than necessary, they are germ incubators and make me touch my face even more than without. Used to be that people carried handkerchiefs and used them to cover sneezes and coughs...old fashioned but works.

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Keln 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lots of cases of non-covid respiratory infections from people wearing masks that get contaminated with bacteria over time.

Even legionnares disease has been on the rise from it. Proper medical grade masks changed out every few hours is safe. What they're having people do is not safe.

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Kharn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here is that study, I saved it from when it was posted before. Almsot 97% penetration of cloth masks, higher rate of infection than not wearing anything due to the cloth absorbing moisture and giving the viruses a nice place to hang out and multiply.

Here's a good one from the CDC website themselves where face masks on the whole were generally ineffective at preventing the spread of influenza. Just ask yourself- if places are requiring masks to be worn, and masks keep you from getting sick, why are cases increasing?

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Brownshoeblues 15 points ago +15 / -0

None of these weaklings will approach him either, just take pictures and snicker.

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ButteryFumes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Have you guys seen this outstanding video on masks?? Well worth watching, a medical friend of mine was thrilled with how they covered everything so fairly and comprehensively. https://themodelhealthshow.com/maskfacts/ Iโ€™m shocked that I have not seen it here on TD yet. In fact I should make a post...

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Scroon 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a great link. It covers a lot of the studies I've seen about masks. One aspect I've never seen covered though is the neuro-psychological effects of prolonged inhibited breathing.

I should probably make a post about that as well.

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ButteryFumes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly, I loved that too, itโ€™s something I felt intuitively and strongly about, great to see it backed up with science. You cannot judge peopleโ€™s intent and itโ€™s dehumanizing.

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ButteryFumes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh wait, I just re-read your post. You are talking about something different. The video I linked did, like no other thing Iโ€™ve seen, cover the psychological effects of seeing others around you wearing masks. So, I look forward to seeing your post on the effects of inhibited breathing on the brain. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what you mentioned is group psychological effect (which should be pretty darn obvious), but I'm looking at long term hypoxia induced depression.

It's a little trickier to prove because I think that the brain may down-throttle its metabolism in order to maintain proper O2/CO2 levels in the blood. In blood tests you'd see the appropriate O2/CO2 levels, but that's because the brain isn't firing on all cylinders.

My one data set is a comparison of suicide rates in medical specialties. Those who wear masks all day vs those who only wear them occasionally or not at all.

There's a clear and interesting correspondence. I gotta assemble the data to state it clearly though.

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tufftoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make the post pede.

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ButteryFumes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did it! Thanks, fren! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ https://thedonald.win/p/Gbta8WQA/outstanding-mask-science-compila/c/

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bagabond 8 points ago +8 / -0

MAD based. All respect due. And, I dare anyone to test that man. Looks like he could throw a hell of a punch.

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Batmemejr3 6 points ago +7 / -1

The whole point is to make us I'll. Not enough people buying the impossible Whopper, and they need to weaken us somehow.

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MUDLORD 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet this is a case of Florida Man!

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Greenetarpaulin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heโ€™s a Brit!

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Aquamine-Amarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank God, they're not all fucking stupid.

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MUDLORD 2 points ago +2 / -0

When did England get so based they started looking like Americans! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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MellowCrepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

as he reaches for a red bull. This guy is the shit.

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based. Bonus points for reaching for a Red Bull.

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RandomUzer 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is a man who hates mouth diapers.

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jive-ass-turkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just showed this picture to my girlfriend and it got her pregnant.

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Nodnarb 3 points ago +3 / -0

So much based happening here.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice handwriting.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 2 points ago +2 / -0

That dude has pretty good handwritten just sayin'

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kek_saved_the_world 2 points ago +2 / -0

Communist Occupation Via Infections Disease (COVID)

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Ben45 2 points ago +2 / -0

No mask will make me lose my job.

No mask would get me arrested.

On New Years Day, 2020 wasn't the year we went into.

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victorywin 2 points ago +2 / -0

we need to fight more for HCQ+Zinc. masks won't be necessary when Zelenko protocol cures the ccp-virus

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Praise_the_Load 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's an Alfa on the troll there. C'mon, say something soyboy.

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don_piledrive_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based and Red Bull Pilled

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TrumpGamer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't see how the masks make you ill. Only legit claim to this I see is people trusting in their masks a little too much.

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HeavenPiercingMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doubt that one, most of the exhaled air is unused oxygen anyways, so I'd chalk it more to bacteria growth in the masks.

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes!!! I wish I saw more people bucking this bs!

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

And in Britain, of all places....

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Found the Chad.

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DoctorTran 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love you stone cold steve austin! :^)

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Truth_Cipher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tiger King spotting?

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AslanFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This would be better if he was grabbing a breakfast burrito!

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H_Guderian 1 point ago +1 / -0

A bit excessive. Like, you're not gonna convince a Karen speeddialing the cops not to do so by that shirt. Just stirring the shit and getting on the BBC.