Believe it or not, this is NOT a Babylon Bee parody article
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posted ago by PattonWasRight
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does this include the persons without a cervix?
anyone who takes copious amounts of soy
This was the first thing that came to mind when I read the title.
cheers to our minds thinking alike!
It is a great Democrat American tradition after all. Pioneers in the field inspired the Nazis. What could go wrong?
Are the men who identify as women not getting their period? They identified so they should be getting them...Cause must be government chemicals.
I saw a few soy xirs bleeding from their noses. Maybe that's the irregularities they are talking about.
The chemicals are turning the protesters gay!
Upvoted your comment, but the chemicals aren't really to blame - they were already gay.
That’s queer gas, Alex.
Maybe being in such close proximity to other “bleeders” night after night after night has screwed up your cycles? Added stress? Nah, must be the tear gas! 🙄
Was about to say, stress and high levels of adrenaline will also cause irregularities.
Oh, but what am I saying with my bigoted biology? Clearly it has to be the cops being mad scientists running experiments
They are called meriods and when they are messed with there is blood out the nose.
Oh I dunno, maybe the fact you fuckers are rioting for 62+ days for a cause that you know is unjust is indirectly screwing with something. It's called a conscientious.
Wtf is it with liberals and periods...
Even as a woman, keep that shit to yourself.
Woman? Do you mean individual with a cervix?
Like Jonathan Yaniv, the dude in drag who used to hang around women's restrooms so he can help young girls with their periods.
It’s a shame it didn’t sterilize them
<Bill Gates has entered the chat>
Considering they’re communists, I assume they share the same rag
Is it the tear gas, or whatever shit they're putting in the vapers? Or GMO heavy soy product? Or whatever drugs they're doing?
Silly rabbits we know you soy boys don't get periods
It is causing the transwomen to have no period at all... is that what we are supposed to call cross dressers now? I can't keep up, nor do I want to.
I always just assumed protestors were on their periods 24-7.
I just came here to say what everyone else already has.
Are these "people" with a vajayjay and ovaries or men pretending to be women...it is so hard to tell...
That's so strange, I saw that article about 3 days ago on /pol/ but it said black transgender women were complaining that it messed up their periods. That also was not the Babylon bee. More like the fucking Apocalyptic bee.
I’m not a doctor but my medical advice would be to STAY THE FUCK HOME.
Rubber bullets and Simmunition stacked alternately should be used on rioters to deter then identify those smacked in a coordinated sweep.
No retreat. No surrender. America's colors ain't gonna run.
Maybe be it’s all the stress from running around like a psycho violently protesting against freedom.
You know what causes issues with periods...high physical stress...female marathon runners and elite athletes have fucked up cycles.
That and having extremely low body fat. Although having seen some of these protestors, body fat is clearly not the issue.
I hope it sterilizes them. They shouldn't reproduce.
They are just engaging in a sociological mass eugenics experiment. The unfit self select as "ew, breeders", the rest have abortions until they get the right genetic material and when they find a soy with enough money they have 3+ children.
Portland? More like the trans men forgot to take their Testosterone pills and their periods started, like, y'know at a totally unexpected and irregular time because they forgot they are biologically female.
Also NOT going to OPB (Oregon Public Broadcasting) for the full article. OPB/NPR are nothing but leftist propaganda.
This was God looking down and saying f that to their ability to have kids
Hate to break it to ya dude, but men cant have periods.
People with frontholes: this happens when you get older regardless of tear gas.
Trump sterilizing BLM supporters with poison gas would be pretty based
Sterilize every downtown metro area in the country with gas, see a 99% decline in crime in fifteen years.
Fairly certain its their consumption in soy, not teargas that it is causing that. As the prolonged mental stress they keep putting on their bodies. 🦇💩🤪
Mostly by trans-men with cervixes.
How many times do we have to tell them, a person born whit a penis can't have periods!
I call bullshit. Every one of those dumb bitches is on the pill.
Especially the males. Their periods are all messed up now.
Did they change their vegan tampons?
It is the men claimimg this :)
But what about their colons? REEEEE! (Sorry, couldn't resist! . . . )
Leftists' primary focus on their genitalia, low frequency spirit
Maybe they’re having irregular periods because they’re dudes.
2020 just keeps getting weirder. Not like they needed functioning ovaries for their cats anyways.
Im pretty sure its all the estrogen in the soy you eat or the hormones from you gender reassignmentbvullshit
Meh, get them some bottom surgery and this will clear rightnup
So the guys are blaming it on tear gas why they can’t get a period.
And the ones who are talking are men. Just a bunch of faggots.
Stress does this.
Say buy bye to yourself fertility, end the bad gene pool
It's the constant meltdown and outrage that cause your cycle to be abnormal.
...and that was just the males!
Stress causes the same thing.