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Thedaythe_redditdied 498 points ago +499 / -1

Exactly. They didn’t paint the bear they stuck a sticker to a giant tracking collar. Ok not mad at them. I’m actually kinda impressed because they probably didn’t use tranquilizers

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ModernKnight 347 points ago +348 / -1

We have the best bear wranglers and the sneakiest of pedes.

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July_1776 326 points ago +326 / -0

This is actually pretty damn funny if you think about it.

Dude found a bear with a collar, and thought "Imma put a trump sticker on it" and somehow managed to wrangle the bear to tag it with Trump 2020....

You won't find any Biden stickers attached to a fucking bear.

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myswedishfriend 164 points ago +164 / -0

Expert mode MAGA for sure.

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SomeDiggity 122 points ago +125 / -3

I imagine it was the chad who punched that soy boy the other day. Probably finished the day off wrestling a bear.

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SomaticallySpeaking 72 points ago +75 / -3

I thought the same; offhand was burrito +1

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Abovethefray 40 points ago +42 / -2

While the bear was devouring some breakfast burritos, he slapped that sticker on his collar... I have the same sticker on the back of my Bad Boy an machine! Didn't get a delicious burrito, tho....

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TheTPL 31 points ago +34 / -3

Probably just offered the bear a peace burrito.

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peterthegreen 21 points ago +22 / -1

Burrito of Peace confirmed. Bear-sized and White! Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5slFJ-FPwoM

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Toughsky_Shitsky 25 points ago +26 / -1

"Expert mode MAGA ..."

So, Baron Bearon Miller did this?

Checks out.

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WeinerLapTop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did I wake up in the Bearon Trump universe?? Fuck. How dank is it here? Acosta just got done faking China Flu in my timeline.

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Magastein143 6 points ago +6 / -0

Has any Democrat ever campaigned by using a live bear? They won't even leave their basements! MAGA

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westrock2000 79 points ago +79 / -0

He probably just asked the bear. Bear recognized the alpha symbol and was cool with it.

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cuckslasher 37 points ago +37 / -0

if youre MAGA they let you do it

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BobbyTables12c 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOLOL!

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MapleBaconWaffles 11 points ago +11 / -0

Human: Excuse me Mr. Bear, would you mind too terribly much if I asked you to please maul me? There's no one else around, so it's unlikely you'll get in any trouble, and I'm sure my entrails are quite delicious.

Bear: Well, since you asked so politely, who am I to refuse.

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shortermemory 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here is video evidence of how the Virgin Biden supporter deals with the bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8

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DinosaurAlert 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bears look for MAGA hats.

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BestTimeToBAlive 52 points ago +52 / -0

You will absolutely NEVER find a Biden sticker on a bear!!

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minotaurbeach 22 points ago +22 / -0

No one would risk their life for a Biden sticker. LOL

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DinosaurAlert 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’d only get close enough to sniff the bear, then dart away; their tiny erections flapping as they run.

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MrBlack 30 points ago +30 / -0

Shit, I haven't seen Biden stickers anywhere.

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Trump-2024 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was driving this week looking at all the political banners everywhere thinking "man I haven't seen one person with a Biden bumper sticker." Almost immediately, I saw a shitty Toyota Corolla with Warren, Sanders, and Coexist stickers, along with an organization named STD. Bad choice of names. As expected it was an overweight white girl. We locked eyes as I pointed and laughed at her, then I drove in front with my Trump Pence sticker.

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EvanGRogers 14 points ago +15 / -1

I laugh whenevery I see one

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like whenonly.

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sgtmattkind 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw one right next to a sign in front of the same house with a hammer and sickle flag

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Sentinel41992 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen a grand total of 0 myself.

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DaLaohu 23 points ago +23 / -0

Why are people assuming that someone put the sticker on the collar after the collar was on the bear? More likely, whoever's job it was to put the collar on the bear, put the sticker on the collar before putting the collar on the bear.

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Southern_Belle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shh! Don't rat out the good folks!

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PinochetIsMyHero 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nah, the bear went out and bought the sticker and put it on himself.

Bears aren't pussies.

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July_1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

You SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

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nrjk1 131 points ago +131 / -0

Nimble.VERY nimble.

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Art-Vandelay41 48 points ago +48 / -0

Pede jump over a candle stick

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NegativeRainbow 28 points ago +29 / -1

Pffft.... That wasn't a "jump". That was a 360 degree no-scope headshot with a teabagging upon landing on top of the corpse.

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BigBoss1 20 points ago +21 / -1

Make teabagging great again.

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Qwenu 5 points ago +5 / -0

My name is Yogi, and I support this message.

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Neophilus 7 points ago +7 / -0

BOOM collar shot!

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

And quickly, I'm sure of it.

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NomadicKrow 34 points ago +34 / -0

I'd say the new party should be named The Bear Party, but Russia has been depicted as a bear in political cartoons for some time and I'm not sure if I want to hear more about Russian connections.

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Bluestorm83 39 points ago +39 / -0

The American Party.

Because the ones we're running against are CLEARLY the Unamerican Party.

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Bluestorm83 13 points ago +13 / -0

Too easy for them to convince stupid people that Nationalist always means White Nationalist. I actually had a black guy tell me that Trump was just like Hitler because Trump was bombing ISIS, and Hitler gassed Jews. Like it was a clear 1 to 1 equivalence, and I was the idiot for not seeing it.

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BishopofBlackpool 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Scotland, the Scottish National Party (SNP) are a bunch of commies.

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BritPedeMEGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

But also great buying opportunities ! :)

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BeefyBelisarius 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why do pedes keep suggesting making a new party, when doing that backfired so yugely on Teddy Roosevelt? If that was a good idea then Trump would have already done it instead of starting a hostile takeover of the GOP.

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A1waysLurk1ing 9 points ago +10 / -1

He should eviscerate the GOP as soon as he is done with the Demoncrats.

They have both raped America long enough.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, neocons and other RINOs need pushed out. MGOPGA.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly.

We aren't done with the hostile takeover.

I hope all of you are considering running at some point.

I sure am.

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NomadicKrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having two people be co-presidents would literally require a constitutional amendment.

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Keiichi81 16 points ago +16 / -0

Now I'm just imaging a parody of that They Live scene, except instead of two dudes and a pair of glasses, it's a dude, a bear, and a MAGA sticker.

"Put on the sticker!"

"ROOOAAAWWW-R"

"PUT IT ON!"

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stjdalen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rumors are Burrito Chad did it

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XpatDemocrat 51 points ago +52 / -1

look at him! He wouldn't hurt a fly!! He is literally sitting on someones porch close enough for them to take the pictures. Probably someone who feeds him, which is worse for him in the long run than stickers or tracking devices. Most fucked up part is in today's world you have to wonder if it wasnt someone with TDS that stuck the sticker in an attempt to make Trump supporters look cruel and inhuman

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Keiichi81 48 points ago +48 / -0

There's nothing cruel or inhumane about affixing a sticker to a radio collar. It has literally zero impact on the bear whatsoever. The collar itself is the only thing debatably cruel in this scenario.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh, but the bear could die of embarrassment, I just literally can't even! -- said Karen

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MapleBaconWaffles 10 points ago +10 / -0

embearrassment

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

unbearable

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CaptainQuip 6 points ago +6 / -0

unbearlievable

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Afeazo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Very true, its basically like arguing that the collar being black is cruel and inhuman because the bear would prefer a yellow collar. The bear doesnt even know it has a sticker on it.

The issue is that the left can spin it as cruel and inhuman because they are all whack jobs.

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

"IT'S A NAZI BEAR!!! GET HIM!!! reeeeee"

That was my first thought. But... now that I thought it through (because they wouldn't) the outcome of some SoyBoys attacking a bear with bongs and dildos would be one of the funniest Facebook live-streams ever.

>CNN: Four Antifa Martyrs attempting to remove hate-speech slogans from State Property slaughtered while peacefully protesting in unprovoked racist bear attack...Attempts to determine identity and gender of victims by clothing remnants fail, officials examine Facebook live-stream for clues

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The_Litehaus_Abides 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank you for posting this! I lost that pic when maga.img was taken down.

(Woulda been gone by now anyway because of the ban of the_donald, but still)

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are welcome! It’s one of my favorite pictures.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trumpy Bear!

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walls4america 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've seen the Trumpy Bear commercials on OAN but apparently they were so popular they're making them in larger size now.

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CannonballJunior 16 points ago +16 / -0

Shhhh

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you me?

I commented the same thing a few minutes ago.

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EpicPede 9 points ago +10 / -1

That's exactly what happened

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah but they had burritos for breakfast, that I can tell you

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HuggableBear 113 points ago +113 / -0

She also said "This bear must wear this burdensome collar (now with a sticker) and bolts in its ears for worthless data."

So she is being consistent, at least.

But "worthless data"? This is the leftist mindset in a nutshell. "I have no use for this data so therefore it's worthless."

This "worthless data" is used to help guide conservation efforts for the bear, its habitat, and every prey species, animal or plant, that it consumes. That data is used to allocate funding from the LWCF, from Pittman-Robertson, from Dingell-Johnson, and from state hunting license sales and any state conservation funds.

This "worthless data" is the sort that keeps bear populations high enough that you can find a bear lounging on your back porch instead of being relegated to the high mountaintops because their numbers are high enough due to conservation efforts guided by that "worthless data".

"Worthless data." What a fucking worthless cunt. Thinking she's doing something useful by making a bear "help" Facebook Group but denigrating the actual fucking biologists who have made it their life's work to help these bears in tangible ways instead of just fucking virtue signalling about cute bears on Facebook.

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triggernometry 16 points ago +16 / -0

According to Lefties, a group calling themselves Anti-Fascists can't be fascists, so someone named HuggableBear can't be a human. As such, here is direct testimonny from an actual bear that she's full of shit. Checkmate, libtards!

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Ekgamut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists are the dumbest people on the Earth. They are even dumber than people with Downs.

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ProudWhiteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anything that doesn't "prove" global warming or is going towards covid is worthless science. NVM more Americans will die from heart disease or cancer than covid this year

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BidensHairyLegs 95 points ago +96 / -1

Cruel and inhumane LOL

Give me a break - like the animal can even see or even comprehend what the sticker is/says.

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jubyeonin 56 points ago +57 / -1

The bear also thinks "orange man bad" but cannot remove the sticker. This is why it's cruel and inhumane! /s

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ouvrez_les_yeux 33 points ago +33 / -0

"Sources familiar with the bear's thinking . . . '

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LLchurch 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN :this just in trump endorses cruel and inhumane treatment of all animals tells supporters to abuse wildlife.

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pmurTJdlanoD 22 points ago +22 / -0

They were upset cause they thought they spotted a potential dem voter on the porch but then they saw the sticker.

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firestorm117 14 points ago +14 / -0

no no no, they're talking about what they're going to do to the animal for supporting Trump! This is Asheville after all!

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triggernometry 7 points ago +7 / -0

Isn't it legal in some blue states to fuck animals? But putting a sticker on one is cruelty?

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PepesCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

The bear is not wearing a mask!!! Bad Bear!!!

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JohnAdams 60 points ago +61 / -1

🤡 🌎

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Willholbert09 15 points ago +15 / -0

It’s a beautiful town, but unfortunately full of stinky hippies.

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Willholbert09 12 points ago +12 / -0

I guess we have different definitions of hippies then. Your hippy is my redneck and your commie is my hippy. 😀

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Willholbert09 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet those commies in Asheville are surrounded by red blooded Americans in the hills, with great high ground shooting spots.

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TheTPL 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd gladly take the old school live and let live hippies over these tyrants nowadays.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived with hippies in Boulder for a few years. Yeah I liked them and we had fun, but they shunned responsibility like the plague and expected everyone else to support them.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hippies are communists . They believe in communal efforts.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is my experience after living in boulder for 15 years. And notice a lot of the antifa/blm shit is happening in typical hippy places like Austin, and the northwest. But I might be wrong and I accept if thus is the case. But if you survey hippies on presidential election I think 80+% are democrats.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

theoretically hippies are utopian communists who want everyone to live in peace and share everything. Which is great for a utopian society. Hippies nowadays are mostly just drug abusers and hipsters.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 51 points ago +51 / -0

This bear has just been watching the Left go insane like everyone else. He’s not staying silent any longer.

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YugeNut1 333 points ago +334 / -1

What if the bear is just based? His body his choice.

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stonetears4fears 146 points ago +146 / -0

Yeah, why are we ruling out “the bear is a Trump supporter” theory so quickly?

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Food4thought 45 points ago +46 / -1

I'm sure it was a Democrat who clipped that collar on his neck. It's nice to see the bears finally waking up to this bullshit too.

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spratville 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that Democrat Sheila from the article added the sticker herself for virtue outrage points.

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MisterClinton 15 points ago +15 / -0

Because the bear is BLACK, you drumptffffftard!!!! And BLACK BEARS CANNOT BE RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

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ParadigmShift2070 15 points ago +15 / -0

That doesn't rule out the possibility that the bear is a trump supporter

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redgreenyellowblu 17 points ago +17 / -0

If you can't handle him at his worst, you don't deserve him at his best.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell this lady we have an army and are prepared to unleash them to post offices to stop mail in voting.

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was a bear of color!

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WillNotBeRuled 7 points ago +7 / -0

Black Bears Matter

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BuffaloReaper94 291 points ago +292 / -1

What are they going to do to him? The guy put a bumper sticker on a BEAR. You prolly don’t want to fuck with him.

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Adwest232323 82 points ago +83 / -1

Hahahaha

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No_Malarkey_Joe 60 points ago +60 / -0

That's how you can tell a conservative did it.

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almond_activator 3 points ago +3 / -0

sneaking up to a fucking wild bear

Eh, this is a Yogi Bear. It looks like it's well-accustomed to viewing humans as sources of food, rather than predators or prey. It probably cost him a ham sandwich breakfast burrito, and he likely got to give the greedy fuzzball a scratch behind the ears while he was putting the sticker on.

Any bear that just wanders on to somebody's deck isn't that afraid of people.

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sub-collector 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah. If I were the guy (or the gal) I'd just collect the five grand because yeah - what are they gonna do?

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BernsWhenIPee 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's what I was wondering. What law has been broken here? Vandalism maybe? The faggy group offering the reward has nothing to do with the University or State wildlife agency that's tracking the bear (in fact, they seem to be a group dedicated to fighting the work that they're doing). So what are they going to do? Convince that organization (that they hate, and fight against) to press charges for a misdemeanor? I doubt the police would give a shit, and just tell them to take it to small claims court, where they could sue the guy for maybe $10 to recover the cost of removing the sticker.

It's fun to watch them seethe, though.

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

👍🏻

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Thingthing22 7 points ago +7 / -0

The guy put a sticker on the bears choke collar*

FTFY

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20KAG20 69 points ago +70 / -1

Here’s a place to leave a tip on who did it... https://helpashevillebears.org/report-a-tip/

Some inspiration: https://youtu.be/OLmQTIS9Rv4

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

Peach mints!!! Only one man has balls that big!!!!

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20KAG20 11 points ago +12 / -1

I mentioned something about a Prius, colorful hair, sexual intercourse, and a probable Biden supporter trying to make Trump look bad.

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NC_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Probably eating a breakfast burrito.

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Hijinx81 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m just forcefully telling them bear facts in a rambling incoherent speech.

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HuggableBear 8 points ago +8 / -0

Knew what this clip would be before I even clicked on it.

Well fucking played, pun definitely intended.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +4 / -1

Relevant username haha.

You don’t throw a costume like that away!

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a_chill_bro 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very helpful. Thank you.

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DisbandTheCIA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks sent in my best tip

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SteelDriver 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick.

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highmoves 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. This is hilarious and I’ve been laughing for the last 20 minutes imagining what the conversation was before it happened

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theyrebothwrong 155 points ago +155 / -0

"Cruel and inhuman"

The bear has a collar on it.

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Spicy_maymay 8 points ago +8 / -0

If the bear had "BLM" branded on its side in huge letters white liberals would be crying in the streets with joy.

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theyrebothwrong 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's the point

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Super_Kmart 67 points ago +67 / -0

The bear could just be a Trump supporter.

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ConvertedDemocrat 6 points ago +6 / -0

The true Trumpy Bear.

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

could

what do you mean "could"? Pretty obvious that (s)he is, even got a sticker to prove it.

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Super_Kmart 98 points ago +100 / -2

I think putting a collar on a bear is more heartless than a sticker on said collar.

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HuggableBear 20 points ago +23 / -3

Only if you don't like bear conservation efforts, for which accurate data is required.

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pmurTJdlanoD 23 points ago +23 / -0

Conservation...conservative...what's the problem with the sticker then?

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Most of our suburban bears have radio collars. The naughty boys get ear tags.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 85 points ago +85 / -0

$5,000 bucks reward because of why? A black bear?

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lurker247 48 points ago +48 / -0

What even happens if someone says they know who did it? Prove it first of all. Purely moral posturing with no plans to see any of it through. Optics.

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VCW51 60 points ago +60 / -0

Is it illegal to put a sticker on a bear's GPS tracker?

If not, I will gladly turn myself in for the $5,000 reward.

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pmurTJdlanoD 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's legal to put the sticker, but it's illegal to support Trump so you're going to jail for that after you get your 5K.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you'll lose your social security. That one is coming soon folks!

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kidboogaloo 15 points ago +15 / -0

That’s what I was thinking, it’s not even a crime. The guy who did it should just say “yeah it was me”, collect $5k and walk away

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PepperJackButter2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

Also, what exactly is the crime? The guy should confess and collect the 5K.

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lurker247 26 points ago +26 / -0

The crime was that they are a Trump supporter in the Asheville area. Must pay reparations to black...bears.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 26 points ago +28 / -2

Nonsense. A black bear would only be a Biden bear, or he wouldn't be black .. according to Joepedo.

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Food4thought 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hell, with all the lockdown bullshit killing business, I'd be tempted to turn myself in for $5000

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it were a white polar bear they probably would have just shot it and claim it was coming right for them.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black bears matter.

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Winthedonald 72 points ago +72 / -0

Destroys historic monuments - zzzzzzz

Graffiti on beautiful old historic buildings - zzzzzzz

Burns businesses and destroys private property - zzzzzzz

Burns US flags - zzzzzzz

Leaves trash everywhere - zzzzzzzz

Someone puts a sticker on a bears collar - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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glasseye 69 points ago +69 / -0

Such a perfect troll.

Ballsy.

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Madandbad 59 points ago +59 / -0

I love everything about this. Especially the fact that someone went up to a fucking bear to get that sticker on its collar. Kudos, sir. Kudos.

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TheSwiftPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Part of me wonders if a leftist caretaker placed it on the bear trying to frame us as animal torturers or something stupid.

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anewstep 55 points ago +55 / -0

If this bear doesn't vote for Biden - he ain't black!

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ConvertedDemocrat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated comment

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Fenrir24 3 points ago +3 / -0

He got my vote. 👍

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BoughtByBloomberg2 40 points ago +40 / -0

Some MAGA Chad wrestle the bear and slapped a sticker on it's tracer collar.

Or just lured it in with some food and made the best meme ever.

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WonkoTheSane 30 points ago +31 / -1

Lured in with burrito I'm sure.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 11 points ago +12 / -1

Breakfast Burritos are a healthy part of a nutritious breakfast for both Man and Bear!

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NewVoatAccountName 9 points ago +9 / -0

Either lured it with food or snuck up on it while it was sleeping/hibernating. No matter how chad you are, you're not going to be able to get your hand close enough to a bear's neck to attach a sticker without it being distracted in some way.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 11 points ago +11 / -0

It is a black bear though. These are mostly not aggressive and actually run off when they see people. They actually recommend that you FIGHT BACK against black bear attacks because they WILL give up if they take damage.

Grizzlies or Brown bears are the dangerous ones where you have to play dead or hope you got mace on you. If you encounter a Polar Bear... I hope you brought anti-tank rounds.

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NewVoatAccountName 9 points ago +9 / -0

In the case of a black bear, it's not so much that "it'll tear your face off" as it is "if the bear sees you, he'll bolt like a furry truck zooming through the forest".

Either way, staying out of the bear's sight or keeping it distracted on something else would be critical to getting within collar-sticker range without tranquilizing it from a distance.

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IcedCovfefe 31 points ago +31 / -0

It was a Russian bot.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 31 points ago +32 / -1

Not actually on the bear .. on it's manmade collar.

Filthy leftist headline writer.

Maybe the bear peeled the sticker off a MAGA truck and put it on his collar thinking, "Fuck you lefties, this collar is like your face diapers!"

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ModernKnight 28 points ago +28 / -0

So... how exactly is a sticker on the collar hurting the bears?

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HansGetTheUpvotes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well some deranged democrat might try to assault it for supporting Trump.

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TehAgent 27 points ago +27 / -0

LMFAO at the comments and the post. Its acting like the bear is suffering because of the sticker.

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Au_contrarian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah but can you imagine the social backlash that this bear faces walking around openly in public supporting Trump? He has probably suffered quite a bit from all the people sneering and accosting him. Wouldn't be surprised if he's already taken a couple of coffees to the face or a fur is murder can of paint.

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badorangeman 26 points ago +26 / -0

Trump 2020 stickers are bear necessities.

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Jackhererer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oooh that can be a new game. Put trunk sticker on AOC, omar, tilab

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PoagMahone 22 points ago +22 / -0

The balls on the dude that's like... hey that bear has on a collar. I've got Trump stickers. Let's f'n do this!!!

I love it. The bear probably loves it or... at the least... gives way the less fucks about it than those pinko commie hippies that have their dirty stinky panties in a twist.

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +7 / -1

I think the bear is likely more annoyed by having a toaster stapled to his neck.

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PoagMahone 2 points ago +4 / -2

I don't like making my dog wear a collar. Dogs scratch at them and they are clearly annoyed. I too would be more worried about who the hell decided to put a collar on a free bear?

That's way worse than a sticker in my mind. But whatever. I'm a Trump Supporter, which means my opinion is evil or something.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +2 / -1

Might have been some beer Trump Vodka Diet Coke involved before the task was undertaken..

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PoagMahone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well of course some based pedes partook in those bear necessities of life.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +1 / -1

Song of the South reference? Really, bigot?

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PoagMahone 2 points ago +2 / -0

First off. Sorry. I'm a bigot. I love America. It goes hand in hand. According to social media.

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PoagMahone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah... I was thinking Baloo from Jungle Book. I do not remember that classic. I might look it up. Get bored being sequestered by lefty fascist order.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +1 / -1

You are prolly right and I'm confused. Wouldn't be my first time ....

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nickybops 19 points ago +19 / -0

SOMEONE GRAB THIS BEAR A COAT

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rob0Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some fucking burrito eating chad is dragging his giant balls around the woods slapping stickers on bears. Epic.

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turanian_552 17 points ago +17 / -0

ASHEVILLE, N.C. (WLOS) — A local group of activists is outraged after a black bear was recently seen in Asheville with a political sticker on its collar.

Boo hoo. Maybe it's just smarter than the average bear!

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey boo boo

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sunwolf87 17 points ago +17 / -0

IT WAS MEEEE!!!

'takes money and runs away with troll face on public display'

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Wrexxis780 15 points ago +15 / -0

Please let there be dumbass liberals nearby who will try to remove it...

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d1gw33d 13 points ago +13 / -0

"We have so many places in this world to put stickers and express our political views," Chapman says. "Using a wild animal for that is cruel and inhuman. It’s not OK."

LOL... why do I get the feeling if it said Biden 2020 she wouldn't be so outraged.

And is she under the impression the bears tracking collar was put there solely for the sticker? How fucking stupid are these people?

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myswedishfriend 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have so many places in this world to put stickers and express our political views

Really? Name a place you could put a Trump sticker that the left wouldn't be outraged about and demand it removed.

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

$50 says that they're deranged enough to tranquillize the bear just to get the sticker off.

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HolographicTacoSalad 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can't bear to read such a grizzly story! I'll see myself out now.

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Unhappymeal 11 points ago +11 / -0

Need to buy this pede a beer. Shake their hand. Then order a top shelf Kek for us both.

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mrd92 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Bears are NOT billboards!" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Top Kek!

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

So long as the bear doesn't eat them afterwards. Leftists are toxic!

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glorious! Thanks, Obama!

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ThatsGold 9 points ago +9 / -0

illfuckingdoitagain

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usa_foot_print 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao this is the second bear with a sticker.

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seaside_dreams 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why are they assuming the bear didn't put it there himself?

Buncha bigots. Bear can't have a damn opinion....? You better bet he's gonna be voting for lower taxes and bigger picnic baskets. He wants more noms in your garbage.

Bears for Trump 2020 SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR BOO BOO!!!

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MightyBright 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bears are known to have been hardcore Republicans ever since Teddy Roosevelt was in office.

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Hillandbill 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who put that cruel collar and ear thing on that poor bear? I'll tell you what, the left loves tracking everything. Always afraid of everything.

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America_No_1 8 points ago +8 / -0

The reward should be a lifetime supply of breakfast burritos

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

The best part: The article says this is the second bear that's gotten a Trump 2020 sticker put on its collar.

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ImperialxWarlord 8 points ago +8 / -0

If this person could put a sticker on a bear they’re either super stealthy or super strong. Not someone you want to mess with.Or they’re the dog whisperer of bears lol.

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VCW51 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or the person that put the collar on the bear is the one that put the sticker on it.

Seems they are too dumb to realize that nobody is going to believe that Joe Schmo jumped on the back of a black bear to put a sticker on it's collar.

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ImperialxWarlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ever heard of a joke my guy?

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Pleepleus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone has big pair of balls. Sticker bandit strikes again.

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MightyBright 8 points ago +8 / -0

This bear must wear this burdensome collar (now with a sticker) and bolts in its ears for worthless data.

Yeah, somehow I don't think the sticker constitutes much of the overall burden.

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swimminginthoughts 8 points ago +8 / -0

Okay, which one of you here did this? You deserve some praise!

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish my balls were big enough to put a sticker on a bear.

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FluffiPuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tha World: HOLY CRUD WHO PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON A BEAR

Trump dusts off bear fur and struts away

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GeneralBoobs 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's young, has shit stretching holes in its ears, and is wearing some kinda fetish collar in public. Yet, what she finds offensive is the sticker someone put on its collar. Are we sure it's a bear and not a sjw?

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pbarnett865 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sadly, this type of thing can put the bear's life in jeopardy. Some idiot leftist could use this as a reason to kill it.

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TanksAbillion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bear just wants to eat his breakfast burrito. Leave it the FUCK ALONE!

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mrh218 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should be on a bull given the Trump market!

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Linespaced 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists hate bears now

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BurgerChef90 5 points ago +5 / -0

The photo looks like it's on someone's porch. If so, how did they get a photo of it on their porch without it running away? Black bears are pretty timid and will run away. Has the person been feeding it to get it to come back?

If so, I'm betting the person who "broke the story" put the sticker on there as a "false flag" to make us look like bad folks.

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