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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 85 points ago +85 / -0

$5,000 bucks reward because of why? A black bear?

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lurker247 48 points ago +48 / -0

What even happens if someone says they know who did it? Prove it first of all. Purely moral posturing with no plans to see any of it through. Optics.

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VCW51 60 points ago +60 / -0

Is it illegal to put a sticker on a bear's GPS tracker?

If not, I will gladly turn myself in for the $5,000 reward.

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pmurTJdlanoD 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's legal to put the sticker, but it's illegal to support Trump so you're going to jail for that after you get your 5K.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you'll lose your social security. That one is coming soon folks!

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kidboogaloo 15 points ago +15 / -0

That’s what I was thinking, it’s not even a crime. The guy who did it should just say “yeah it was me”, collect $5k and walk away

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PepperJackButter2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

Also, what exactly is the crime? The guy should confess and collect the 5K.

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lurker247 26 points ago +26 / -0

The crime was that they are a Trump supporter in the Asheville area. Must pay reparations to black...bears.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 26 points ago +28 / -2

Nonsense. A black bear would only be a Biden bear, or he wouldn't be black .. according to Joepedo.

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Food4thought 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hell, with all the lockdown bullshit killing business, I'd be tempted to turn myself in for $5000

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it were a white polar bear they probably would have just shot it and claim it was coming right for them.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black bears matter.