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Thedaythe_redditdied 498 points ago +499 / -1

Exactly. They didn’t paint the bear they stuck a sticker to a giant tracking collar. Ok not mad at them. I’m actually kinda impressed because they probably didn’t use tranquilizers

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ModernKnight 347 points ago +348 / -1

We have the best bear wranglers and the sneakiest of pedes.

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July_1776 326 points ago +326 / -0

This is actually pretty damn funny if you think about it.

Dude found a bear with a collar, and thought "Imma put a trump sticker on it" and somehow managed to wrangle the bear to tag it with Trump 2020....

You won't find any Biden stickers attached to a fucking bear.

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myswedishfriend 164 points ago +164 / -0

Expert mode MAGA for sure.

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SomeDiggity 122 points ago +125 / -3

I imagine it was the chad who punched that soy boy the other day. Probably finished the day off wrestling a bear.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 25 points ago +26 / -1

"Expert mode MAGA ..."

So, Baron Bearon Miller did this?

Checks out.

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Magastein143 6 points ago +6 / -0

Has any Democrat ever campaigned by using a live bear? They won't even leave their basements! MAGA

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westrock2000 79 points ago +79 / -0

He probably just asked the bear. Bear recognized the alpha symbol and was cool with it.

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DinosaurAlert 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bears look for MAGA hats.

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BestTimeToBAlive 52 points ago +52 / -0

You will absolutely NEVER find a Biden sticker on a bear!!

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minotaurbeach 22 points ago +22 / -0

No one would risk their life for a Biden sticker. LOL

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DinosaurAlert 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’d only get close enough to sniff the bear, then dart away; their tiny erections flapping as they run.

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MrBlack 30 points ago +30 / -0

Shit, I haven't seen Biden stickers anywhere.

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Trump-2024 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was driving this week looking at all the political banners everywhere thinking "man I haven't seen one person with a Biden bumper sticker." Almost immediately, I saw a shitty Toyota Corolla with Warren, Sanders, and Coexist stickers, along with an organization named STD. Bad choice of names. As expected it was an overweight white girl. We locked eyes as I pointed and laughed at her, then I drove in front with my Trump Pence sticker.

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EvanGRogers 14 points ago +15 / -1

I laugh whenevery I see one

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Sentinel41992 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen a grand total of 0 myself.

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DaLaohu 23 points ago +23 / -0

Why are people assuming that someone put the sticker on the collar after the collar was on the bear? More likely, whoever's job it was to put the collar on the bear, put the sticker on the collar before putting the collar on the bear.

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Southern_Belle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shh! Don't rat out the good folks!

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PinochetIsMyHero 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nah, the bear went out and bought the sticker and put it on himself.

Bears aren't pussies.

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July_1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

You SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

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nrjk1 131 points ago +131 / -0

Nimble.VERY nimble.

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Art-Vandelay41 48 points ago +48 / -0

Pede jump over a candle stick

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NegativeRainbow 28 points ago +29 / -1

Pffft.... That wasn't a "jump". That was a 360 degree no-scope headshot with a teabagging upon landing on top of the corpse.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

And quickly, I'm sure of it.

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NomadicKrow 34 points ago +34 / -0

I'd say the new party should be named The Bear Party, but Russia has been depicted as a bear in political cartoons for some time and I'm not sure if I want to hear more about Russian connections.

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Bluestorm83 39 points ago +39 / -0

The American Party.

Because the ones we're running against are CLEARLY the Unamerican Party.

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BritPedeMEGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

But also great buying opportunities ! :)

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BeefyBelisarius 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why do pedes keep suggesting making a new party, when doing that backfired so yugely on Teddy Roosevelt? If that was a good idea then Trump would have already done it instead of starting a hostile takeover of the GOP.

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A1waysLurk1ing 9 points ago +10 / -1

He should eviscerate the GOP as soon as he is done with the Demoncrats.

They have both raped America long enough.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly.

We aren't done with the hostile takeover.

I hope all of you are considering running at some point.

I sure am.

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NomadicKrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool

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Keiichi81 16 points ago +16 / -0

Now I'm just imaging a parody of that They Live scene, except instead of two dudes and a pair of glasses, it's a dude, a bear, and a MAGA sticker.

"Put on the sticker!"

"ROOOAAAWWW-R"

"PUT IT ON!"

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stjdalen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rumors are Burrito Chad did it

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XpatDemocrat 51 points ago +52 / -1

look at him! He wouldn't hurt a fly!! He is literally sitting on someones porch close enough for them to take the pictures. Probably someone who feeds him, which is worse for him in the long run than stickers or tracking devices. Most fucked up part is in today's world you have to wonder if it wasnt someone with TDS that stuck the sticker in an attempt to make Trump supporters look cruel and inhuman

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Keiichi81 48 points ago +48 / -0

There's nothing cruel or inhumane about affixing a sticker to a radio collar. It has literally zero impact on the bear whatsoever. The collar itself is the only thing debatably cruel in this scenario.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh, but the bear could die of embarrassment, I just literally can't even! -- said Karen

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MapleBaconWaffles 10 points ago +10 / -0

embearrassment

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Afeazo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Very true, its basically like arguing that the collar being black is cruel and inhuman because the bear would prefer a yellow collar. The bear doesnt even know it has a sticker on it.

The issue is that the left can spin it as cruel and inhuman because they are all whack jobs.

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

"IT'S A NAZI BEAR!!! GET HIM!!! reeeeee"

That was my first thought. But... now that I thought it through (because they wouldn't) the outcome of some SoyBoys attacking a bear with bongs and dildos would be one of the funniest Facebook live-streams ever.

>CNN: Four Antifa Martyrs attempting to remove hate-speech slogans from State Property slaughtered while peacefully protesting in unprovoked racist bear attack...Attempts to determine identity and gender of victims by clothing remnants fail, officials examine Facebook live-stream for clues

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The_Litehaus_Abides 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank you for posting this! I lost that pic when maga.img was taken down.

(Woulda been gone by now anyway because of the ban of the_donald, but still)

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are welcome! It’s one of my favorite pictures.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trumpy Bear!

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walls4america 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've seen the Trumpy Bear commercials on OAN but apparently they were so popular they're making them in larger size now.

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CannonballJunior 16 points ago +16 / -0

Shhhh

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you me?

I commented the same thing a few minutes ago.

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EpicPede 9 points ago +10 / -1

That's exactly what happened

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah but they had burritos for breakfast, that I can tell you