While the bear was devouring some breakfast burritos, he slapped that sticker on his collar... I have the same sticker on the back of my Bad Boy an machine! Didn't get a delicious burrito, tho....
Human: Excuse me Mr. Bear, would you mind too terribly much if I asked you to please maul me? There's no one else around, so it's unlikely you'll get in any trouble, and I'm sure my entrails are quite delicious.
Bear: Well, since you asked so politely, who am I to refuse.
I was driving this week looking at all the political banners everywhere thinking "man I haven't seen one person with a Biden bumper sticker." Almost immediately, I saw a shitty Toyota Corolla with Warren, Sanders, and Coexist stickers, along with an organization named STD. Bad choice of names. As expected it was an overweight white girl. We locked eyes as I pointed and laughed at her, then I drove in front with my Trump Pence sticker.
Why are people assuming that someone put the sticker on the collar after the collar was on the bear? More likely, whoever's job it was to put the collar on the bear, put the sticker on the collar before putting the collar on the bear.
I'd say the new party should be named The Bear Party, but Russia has been depicted as a bear in political cartoons for some time and I'm not sure if I want to hear more about Russian connections.
Too easy for them to convince stupid people that Nationalist always means White Nationalist. I actually had a black guy tell me that Trump was just like Hitler because Trump was bombing ISIS, and Hitler gassed Jews. Like it was a clear 1 to 1 equivalence, and I was the idiot for not seeing it.
Why do pedes keep suggesting making a new party, when doing that backfired so yugely on Teddy Roosevelt? If that was a good idea then Trump would have already done it instead of starting a hostile takeover of the GOP.
We have the best bear wranglers and the sneakiest of pedes.
This is actually pretty damn funny if you think about it.
Dude found a bear with a collar, and thought "Imma put a trump sticker on it" and somehow managed to wrangle the bear to tag it with Trump 2020....
You won't find any Biden stickers attached to a fucking bear.
Expert mode MAGA for sure.
I imagine it was the chad who punched that soy boy the other day. Probably finished the day off wrestling a bear.
I thought the same; offhand was burrito +1
While the bear was devouring some breakfast burritos, he slapped that sticker on his collar... I have the same sticker on the back of my Bad Boy an machine! Didn't get a delicious burrito, tho....
Probably just offered the bear a peace burrito.
"Expert mode MAGA ..."
So,
BaronBearon Miller did this?Checks out.
Did I wake up in the Bearon Trump universe?? Fuck. How dank is it here? Acosta just got done faking China Flu in my timeline.
Has any Democrat ever campaigned by using a live bear? They won't even leave their basements! MAGA
He probably just asked the bear. Bear recognized the alpha symbol and was cool with it.
if youre MAGA they let you do it
Human: Excuse me Mr. Bear, would you mind too terribly much if I asked you to please maul me? There's no one else around, so it's unlikely you'll get in any trouble, and I'm sure my entrails are quite delicious.
Bear: Well, since you asked so politely, who am I to refuse.
The bears look for MAGA hats.
You will absolutely NEVER find a Biden sticker on a bear!!
No one would risk their life for a Biden sticker. LOL
They’d only get close enough to sniff the bear, then dart away; their tiny erections flapping as they run.
Shit, I haven't seen Biden stickers anywhere.
I was driving this week looking at all the political banners everywhere thinking "man I haven't seen one person with a Biden bumper sticker." Almost immediately, I saw a shitty Toyota Corolla with Warren, Sanders, and Coexist stickers, along with an organization named STD. Bad choice of names. As expected it was an overweight white girl. We locked eyes as I pointed and laughed at her, then I drove in front with my Trump Pence sticker.
I laugh whenevery I see one
More like whenonly.
I saw one right next to a sign in front of the same house with a hammer and sickle flag
I've seen a grand total of 0 myself.
Why are people assuming that someone put the sticker on the collar after the collar was on the bear? More likely, whoever's job it was to put the collar on the bear, put the sticker on the collar before putting the collar on the bear.
Shh! Don't rat out the good folks!
Nah, the bear went out and bought the sticker and put it on himself.
Bears aren't pussies.
You SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
Nimble.VERY nimble.
Pede jump over a candle stick
Pffft.... That wasn't a "jump". That was a 360 degree no-scope headshot with a teabagging upon landing on top of the corpse.
Make teabagging great again.
BOOM collar shot!
And quickly, I'm sure of it.
I'd say the new party should be named The Bear Party, but Russia has been depicted as a bear in political cartoons for some time and I'm not sure if I want to hear more about Russian connections.
The American Party.
Because the ones we're running against are CLEARLY the Unamerican Party.
Too easy for them to convince stupid people that Nationalist always means White Nationalist. I actually had a black guy tell me that Trump was just like Hitler because Trump was bombing ISIS, and Hitler gassed Jews. Like it was a clear 1 to 1 equivalence, and I was the idiot for not seeing it.
But also great buying opportunities ! :)
Why do pedes keep suggesting making a new party, when doing that backfired so yugely on Teddy Roosevelt? If that was a good idea then Trump would have already done it instead of starting a hostile takeover of the GOP.
He should eviscerate the GOP as soon as he is done with the Demoncrats.
They have both raped America long enough.
Yeah, neocons and other RINOs need pushed out. MGOPGA.
Exactly.
We aren't done with the hostile takeover.
I hope all of you are considering running at some point.
I sure am.
Cool
Having two people be co-presidents would literally require a constitutional amendment.
Now I'm just imaging a parody of that They Live scene, except instead of two dudes and a pair of glasses, it's a dude, a bear, and a MAGA sticker.
"Put on the sticker!"
"ROOOAAAWWW-R"
"PUT IT ON!"
Rumors are Burrito Chad did it