While the bear was devouring some breakfast burritos, he slapped that sticker on his collar... I have the same sticker on the back of my Bad Boy an machine! Didn't get a delicious burrito, tho....
Human: Excuse me Mr. Bear, would you mind too terribly much if I asked you to please maul me? There's no one else around, so it's unlikely you'll get in any trouble, and I'm sure my entrails are quite delicious.
Bear: Well, since you asked so politely, who am I to refuse.
I was driving this week looking at all the political banners everywhere thinking "man I haven't seen one person with a Biden bumper sticker." Almost immediately, I saw a shitty Toyota Corolla with Warren, Sanders, and Coexist stickers, along with an organization named STD. Bad choice of names. As expected it was an overweight white girl. We locked eyes as I pointed and laughed at her, then I drove in front with my Trump Pence sticker.
Why are people assuming that someone put the sticker on the collar after the collar was on the bear? More likely, whoever's job it was to put the collar on the bear, put the sticker on the collar before putting the collar on the bear.
This is actually pretty damn funny if you think about it.
Dude found a bear with a collar, and thought "Imma put a trump sticker on it" and somehow managed to wrangle the bear to tag it with Trump 2020....
You won't find any Biden stickers attached to a fucking bear.
Expert mode MAGA for sure.
I imagine it was the chad who punched that soy boy the other day. Probably finished the day off wrestling a bear.
I thought the same; offhand was burrito +1
While the bear was devouring some breakfast burritos, he slapped that sticker on his collar... I have the same sticker on the back of my Bad Boy an machine! Didn't get a delicious burrito, tho....
Probably just offered the bear a peace burrito.
Burrito of Peace confirmed. Bear-sized and White! Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5slFJ-FPwoM
"Expert mode MAGA ..."
So,
BaronBearon Miller did this?Checks out.
Did I wake up in the Bearon Trump universe?? Fuck. How dank is it here? Acosta just got done faking China Flu in my timeline.
Has any Democrat ever campaigned by using a live bear? They won't even leave their basements! MAGA
He probably just asked the bear. Bear recognized the alpha symbol and was cool with it.
if youre MAGA they let you do it
LOLOL!
Human: Excuse me Mr. Bear, would you mind too terribly much if I asked you to please maul me? There's no one else around, so it's unlikely you'll get in any trouble, and I'm sure my entrails are quite delicious.
Bear: Well, since you asked so politely, who am I to refuse.
Here is video evidence of how the Virgin Biden supporter deals with the bear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8
The bears look for MAGA hats.
You will absolutely NEVER find a Biden sticker on a bear!!
No one would risk their life for a Biden sticker. LOL
They’d only get close enough to sniff the bear, then dart away; their tiny erections flapping as they run.
Shit, I haven't seen Biden stickers anywhere.
I was driving this week looking at all the political banners everywhere thinking "man I haven't seen one person with a Biden bumper sticker." Almost immediately, I saw a shitty Toyota Corolla with Warren, Sanders, and Coexist stickers, along with an organization named STD. Bad choice of names. As expected it was an overweight white girl. We locked eyes as I pointed and laughed at her, then I drove in front with my Trump Pence sticker.
I laugh whenevery I see one
More like whenonly.
I saw one right next to a sign in front of the same house with a hammer and sickle flag
I've seen a grand total of 0 myself.
Why are people assuming that someone put the sticker on the collar after the collar was on the bear? More likely, whoever's job it was to put the collar on the bear, put the sticker on the collar before putting the collar on the bear.
Shh! Don't rat out the good folks!
Nah, the bear went out and bought the sticker and put it on himself.
Bears aren't pussies.
You SHUT YOUR MOUTH.