I saw the tweet regarding the tracked bear with the Trump 2020 sticker attached to its tracking device and have some useful
information. In an interview about 2 months ago, Joe Biden made an astute observation that if you are for Trump instead of him, "you ain't black".
Due to this indisputable evidence, it is safe to conclude that the animal in question ain't black... it is not a black bear. What you have here, is a polar bear in disguise. Do you know a place where the natural habitat of polar bears is located? That's right, RUSSIA.
This is not only a polar bear, but a Russian spy and a white nationalist, who is obviously here to influence the outcome of the election. To deal with this situation, I would
recommend deporting the polar bear back to Russia, but considering the amount of "Refugees Welcome" signs I saw in my last trip to Asheville, it would probably go against your beliefs, which is understandable. I hope you can all figure out how to coexist peacefully with your Trump supporting Russian polar bear spy.
(In case the text is hard to read)
To whom it may concern:
I saw the tweet regarding the tracked bear with the Trump 2020 sticker attached to its tracking device and have some useful information. In an interview about 2 months ago, Joe Biden made an astute observation that if you are for Trump instead of him, "you ain't black".
Due to this indisputable evidence, it is safe to conclude that the animal in question ain't black... it is not a black bear. What you have here, is a polar bear in disguise. Do you know a place where the natural habitat of polar bears is located? That's right, RUSSIA.
This is not only a polar bear, but a Russian spy and a white nationalist, who is obviously here to influence the outcome of the election. To deal with this situation, I would recommend deporting the polar bear back to Russia, but considering the amount of "Refugees Welcome" signs I saw in my last trip to Asheville, it would probably go against your beliefs, which is understandable. I hope you can all figure out how to coexist peacefully with your Trump supporting Russian polar bear spy.
Dammit I zoomed in and side scrolled to read it before realizing you pasted the text here. Was worth it though.