"I did not have sexual relations with those children."
(Of course being a typical Clinton lie, when he says this he'll be thinking in his head "totally not sexual relations because the definition of relation implies reciprocity, so raping the fuck little kids does not meet the definition of 'relations' goddamn I'm such a great lawyer)
"I did not have sexual relations with those kids while I was on pedophile island."
"I did not have sexual relations with those children."
(Of course being a typical Clinton lie, when he says this he'll be thinking in his head "totally not sexual relations because the definition of relation implies reciprocity, so raping the fuck little kids does not meet the definition of 'relations' goddamn I'm such a great lawyer)