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Cianevalies 112 points ago +112 / -0

She’s busy organising a funeral for Bill as the next distraction before the election . she will then run trying to suck sympathy as a widow.

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WU_HAN_FRU 29 points ago +29 / -0

Plausible.

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Barron_FromTheFuture 8 points ago +8 / -0

No but I am. It’s true. Trust me

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Cantshadowbanthemall 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't forget to suicide Maxwell

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RocknnRobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

So many suicides—so little time!!

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Trumpdup4prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Involves a dead body within the Clinton circle. This must be it.

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bellcurvestrikesback 76 points ago +76 / -0

She's doing a short stint in the cryogenic tank to freshen up

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Afeazo 38 points ago +38 / -0

Either that or she is drunk off her ass laying in some gutter near her home.

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WinstonSmith1984 35 points ago +35 / -0

She is drunk off her ass laying in some cryogenic tank near her home.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 21 points ago +21 / -0

Mainlining fetus puree straight into the jugular.

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aKekabove 75 points ago +75 / -0

well ellens show got cancelled and tom hanks moved to another country...... things may be habbbbbenning behinds the scenes... we can hope... maby they are scared... we shall see

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Patriot76 11 points ago +12 / -1

Indeed she is, alive and well enough that’s she’s gonna sing like a bird to protect her own ass. Q

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LesboPregnancyScare 10 points ago +10 / -0

holy shit that is true!!!!

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Patriot76 3 points ago +3 / -0

User name checks out

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krepoisbest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dont think they officially cancelled yet

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z89101 31 points ago +31 / -0

She is receiving a re-skin in preparation for her coronation as Bidens replacement.

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victorywin 27 points ago +27 / -0

yeah, all we do is laughing. She is organizing another evil hoax to destroy everything.

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 14 points ago +15 / -1

This guy gets it. Consolidating forces and moving in for the kill. We know she doesnt run her own Twitter, its probably handled by her handler(s). This leaves us with only a few options, given current circumstances: 1: she is preparing for a death blow, or the beginning of one or 2: something else is happening behind the scenes and we have no clue what or why or who is involved. Or 3: trying to run damage control on recent news.

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lolpaladins 3 points ago +3 / -0

So fake that even the tweets signed "H" which were supposed to be her tweets... were not even her tweets.

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Bramble 4 points ago +4 / -0

She can't organize steak sauce onto a side of beef.

Her handlers though, they're up to something.

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p8riot 17 points ago +18 / -1

Just masterminding some suicides

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Littleirishmaid 14 points ago +15 / -1

What happened?

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IPMang 24 points ago +24 / -0

Her pretend husband got outed as a pedophile

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Littleirishmaid 20 points ago +21 / -1

I know. I was referencing that ‘What Happened’ was the title of her book. https://www.amazon.com/What-Happened-Hillary-Rodham-Clinton/dp/1501175564

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IPMang 7 points ago +8 / -1

Ahhh thanks I've never seen that one!

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Littleirishmaid 3 points ago +4 / -1

Too bad, it.made for.some great.memes

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Udonfukwdajezuz 12 points ago +13 / -1

All celebs going dark to strategize...

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FightGoodFight 12 points ago +13 / -1

In my book, a pedophile supporter is a pedophile themselves.

#BillClintonisPedo

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RocknnRobin 12 points ago +13 / -1

My understanding is that they lay low while shedding their skin. It’s a vulnerable time, and I’m sure she’s somewhere dark and safe...waiting. But when she emerges, she’ll no doubt be hungry. So keep your pets and children inside!

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such_is_life 11 points ago +11 / -0

She's delivering Fedex packages.

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Monkeybeardontcare 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ellen is gone, Hillary can't go on social media without being called out for supporting a pedo, Tom Hanks moves to another country, Bill C. is finally one and for all, outed as a rapist, are we winning?!?

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TrumpMagaNoBama 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her call to the Suicide Hotline was put on hold and she's been waiting a long, long, time:

"Hellow, I'd like to order up another 2 suicides, please!"

"No, Ma'am, that's not how it works!"

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DeplorableLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Truckload of box wine was delivered.

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splink 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nancy: Any deliveries for me?

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JoeBob 8 points ago +8 / -0

Catturd got her tongue?

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Druid_Con 8 points ago +8 / -0

I will write some for you if you miss her.

"Rape is wrong, full stop" "colluding with Russia is wrong full stop"

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BannedbyRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Busy suiciding Ghislaine Maxwell

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AcAirman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Has a court date with Judicial Watch coming up.

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bill made the Twitter Trends again. I'm sure Chelsea went radio silent too.

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suckmycorona 4 points ago +5 / -1

Her check to the company that she pays to send the tweets bounced.

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Negativekarmabait 4 points ago +4 / -0

Long weekend drinking.

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Rubberbunnies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably running to the most comfortable country with no extradition treaty.

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splink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tom Hanks "grandmother"?

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philnmdg 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’s huddling with bill to do damage control

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TheCynicalMimic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably going on an adrenochrome bender

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Deplorable_in_PA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably out with Bill busy shopping for wigs, sunglasses, new clothes, and stuffing suitcases full of cash getting ready to hop a red eye to a non extradition country?

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CharlesDemar72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe she is lost in the woods?

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +3 / -0

She doesn't feel no ways tard

But she could still be their surprise savior, since we forgot to put her in jail

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Bigmouthblog 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAC TRUCK?!?

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RandoMando2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Duck and cover but it ain’t no drill.

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frogman1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

She had to go answer the door... hasn’t been heard from since.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she dies before Ruth i will lose my god damned mind.

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Nitrojunkie72 2 points ago +2 / -0

she's just taking a dump and her iPhone battery died

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Nodnarb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did she died?

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DeusVultIntensifies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hungover? Maybe so ketoacidosis after her last binge? Maybe her staff is on a long weekend and can't tweet for her? The possibilities are as large and varied as Big Mike's gender.

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

She blacked out and fell down some stairs again.

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techadm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those underground bunkers can't bleach clean themselves. Sometimes they need a woman's touch.

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h203h 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill Clinton will all of a sudden have Kung FLU