A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell beer to bears in Butte."

The bear says, "Stop kidding around and give me a beer."

"Nope, sorry. We don't sell beer to bears in Butte."

The bear got very angry and killed one of the local prositutes sitting at the end of the bar.

"If you don't pour me a beer, I'll do the same to you," said the bear while picking his teeth.

The bartender calmly says, "No can do. We don't sell beer to bears on drugs."

The bear roars, "What are you talking about!!"

"Well, wasn't that a bar bitch you ate?"

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