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Staatssicherheit 56 points ago +56 / -0

Bears are NOT Billboards! Second black bear in Asheville,NC confirmed with political sticker on tracking collar. HAB is offering a $5,000 reward for information on the person(s) responsible for putting this political sticker on this beautiful bear who has already been trapped, tranquilized, and collared unnecessarily. This bear must wear this burdensome collar (now with a sticker) and bolts in its ears for worthless data.

They're more angry over the sticker than the collar? There was no crime committed so they are basically putting out a $5000 reward to doxx and harrass someone.

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StarGirl 34 points ago +34 / -0

Apparently this sticker on the collar is one of the most sad things some of them have seen in a "long time". How long ago was it that George Floyd had his neck kneeled on until expiration? The state of this bears collar truly eclipses all else.

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RocketSurgeon22 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wait until they find the 6 mail-in-ballots in the bears cave.

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HilaryAtCostco 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, that's not how George Floyd died, so it could possibly be the saddest thing they've seen. Unless Disney movies or video games count.

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Anyone3427 1 point ago +2 / -1

meh some worthless thug, he was never going to amount to anything. And since he killed himself on the drugs he was the pice tag on his dead carcass increased exponentially. I know those boys in blue are angels and will be found innocent.

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J3N93W 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or the severed pig's head in Portland with found wearing a burning police officer cap.

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Trump-2024 36 points ago +36 / -0

Wait wait wait...this legend tagged TWO bears?? What a fuckin madman.

"No seriously, I slapped it right on the bear's neck. Oh you don't believe? Jamie, pull up that bear tracker. Find me another."

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behemoth887 11 points ago +11 / -0

nah it was probably a lib who put them on there. the same lib who "found" them put them on there most likely. also they owe me $5000 for solving this mystery.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Top kek on the quote 😂

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Brez 10 points ago +10 / -0

We'd all love $5000 but that's not enough money to make someone who puts stickers on bears have a grudge with you.

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RocketSurgeon22 11 points ago +11 / -0

If he can sneak up on a bear and place a sticker clean on its collar, he can easily sneak up on some neck beards.

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read that as Bearboards.