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TentElephant 98 points ago +98 / -0

Have you considered that Trump is a racist sexist nazi ice cream thief that is currently genociding black and brown people around the world? Still voting Trump.

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FragoDelight 39 points ago +39 / -0

Don’t forget pancake stealer

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me-no-likely 28 points ago +28 / -0

Also, Trump is known to claim salt & pepper shaker privilege

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Haitianbychoice360 25 points ago +25 / -0

Point of personal privilege. Point OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE. Trump is a rayciss who loves two scoops. TWO SCOOPS. Still voting Trump.

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bigdickhangsright 19 points ago +19 / -0

Said the McDonalds food was stacked a "mile high" when it was less than two feet. STILL VOTING FOR TRUMP.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Also he wished Ghislane Maxwell...........well

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BladderBeerPoopin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Grab her by the pussy too.

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mostlyatnight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember he gets the bigger salt and pepper shaker

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Anyone3427 8 points ago +8 / -0

he drinks Coke... and eats fast food...

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Tookens 8 points ago +8 / -0

He got two scoops when everyone else only got one. Evil bastard.

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RosettaStone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reclaiming my ice cream.

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Spicy_maymay 23 points ago +23 / -0

Anyone have that gif of the girl dancing from "Old King Tut" who is like "wow that's a lot of text, you used so many words, still voting for Trump"

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bigdickhangsright 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know this is a completely real photograph but, my guy, this is not the gif.

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jiffynipples 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not disappointed with the image we were given, it's just not what I was expecting

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SimpForMelania 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you find it can you send it to me too?

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Spicy_maymay 13 points ago +13 / -0

Found it, here:

https://thedonald.win/p/GIqDuVAx/x/c/140voRnVVF

How I found it:

Went to duckduckgo.com, typed in exactly: "boardwalk empire" site:thedonald.win

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 6 points ago +6 / -0

That burned my tongue.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Server offline.

☹️

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

The TDW Hug of Death. ;-(

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Working now. Yay!

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brsmith77 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am never going to vote for Trump...

...because I live in the UK and I respect your elections. Also I am not dead so I am unlikely to vote Democrat.

I really fucking hope he wins though!

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20KAG20 85 points ago +86 / -1

It’s been a great week for Pedes and America here. Love you all.

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tufftoffee 39 points ago +39 / -0

Love you too fam kiss kiss

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Doth 37 points ago +37 / -0

No homo

Okay, maybe just a little

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ComeysPrisonWallet 19 points ago +20 / -1

OK then, but just the tip.

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guitarmastershredder 13 points ago +13 / -0

Still Voting Trump?

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taraalelegram 14 points ago +14 / -0

hell yeah, still voting trump.

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KuhlooKuhlay 9 points ago +9 / -0

be sure to reach around.... and pull that lever for Trump

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swimminginthoughts 62 points ago +63 / -1

This train is picking up speed!

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Doth 43 points ago +43 / -0

In lieu of TrumpTrainBot, I would like to inform you that we have exceeded 9,001 trillion billion miles per second and are now passing another Galaxy every 0.01 seconds!

WEW LAD

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2KEK_Chigurh 26 points ago +26 / -0

“The trump train is the only thing faster than the speed of light” - Einstein

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Notablitheringidiot 17 points ago +18 / -1

At this rate we’ll be crossing into a parallel universe where Trump is President forever!

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

BRING IT ON!

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kc5ods 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 44 points ago +44 / -0

And KFC drumsticks!

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9x10again 20 points ago +20 / -0

I looked away and now I don’t get it 🤣

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9x10again 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks!

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JigglesV 36 points ago +36 / -0

The Great Bearrito Weekend of August 2020

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Neophilus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Seriously the best meme weekend in a long long time

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Polls are trending Trump, red bulls are trending Trump, bears are trending Trump, beans are trending Trump.

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DeplorableKatie 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t forget beets!

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bigdickhangsright 5 points ago +5 / -0

I missed the BSG thing...?

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Trump2024 29 points ago +29 / -0

Have we forgotten about boats already? Damn, glad I didn't fire up PhotoShop because by the time I grew a meme and posted it everyone would be like "uh, fren, that was like 2 hours ago".

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The_Litehaus_Abides 26 points ago +26 / -0

Man, it was fun seeing it live. Just sitting there watching the space capsule in the ocean waiting for the astronauts to be towed in and then...

Here comes this boat sailing by smooth as glass with a big-ass Trump flag on it, hahaha!

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DeplorableKatie 19 points ago +19 / -0

My husband and I were watching..saw it.. then it was OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?! HAHAHA! Then immediately logged onto the Donald win to see who else was watching. Didn’t disappoint!

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I-am-but-an-egg 19 points ago +19 / -0

No shit! I get the burritos, I get the bears, But KFC eludes me

spez found it https://thedonald.win/p/GbtbIHzC/dark-meat-matters/c/

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Doth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chicken, Tendies, Pepe, Trump

The connection is clear!

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I-am-but-an-egg 10 points ago +10 / -0

Theres more to it,

They no shit used this ad... https://thedonald.win/p/GbtbIHzC/dark-meat-matters/c/

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Doth 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wait just a con-sarn minute

Did this really happen?

Am I in the best fucking timeline that is mathematically, physically possible, or what!?!

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I-am-but-an-egg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. Yes they really used fried chicken to symbolize black power

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I-am-but-an-egg 16 points ago +16 / -0

MAGA Chad is sitting outside eating a breakfast burrito without a mask on. Beta cuck and his woman get into it with him verbally. As he looks away one of them throws their coffee on him .he gets up and beats the dudes ass ( turns out it was the chick). Beta calls the cops. Cops arrive and decide Chad was justified. CHAD says he won’t press charges if they apologize… They do.

Everything except for the police was caught on his buddies body Cam

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DDUCHESS 2 points ago +2 / -0

link?

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Greenetarpaulin 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://thedonald.win/p/GbtTKxyo/op-delivers-the-mask-burrito-fig/c/

If you search this site for burrito, the first 3 posts shoe the initial post and both parts of the video. I’ve linked part 1 of the video.

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I-am-but-an-egg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just sort The front page by TOP instead of HOT. The whole burrito saga is on the first page

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't get the bears or the KFC, so you're a step ahead of me

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I-am-but-an-egg 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bears Libs triggered over finding Trump 2020 stickers on wild bear tracking collars

Chicken https://thedonald.win/p/GbtbIHzC/dark-meat-matters/c/

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JudicialDredd 15 points ago +15 / -0

Bodycams. Burritos. Bears.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

OH MY!

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BladderBeerPoopin 1 point ago +1 / -0

More booze, more bullshit, and more buttfuckin'!

Yeah, was watching Bad Santa earlier.

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tufftoffee 14 points ago +14 / -0

And KFC. Feels like 2016 all over again! HIGH ENERGY

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely my brother. This year has been morally draining to say the least. We need something to give us reason to fight again. Memes are our morale boost.

We especially need it for the Siege the Democrats have planned. Things are only going to ramp up until the election, if there will even be one.

Pray for our fortitude, willpower, and God's hand in our reclaiming of our Nation even if it has to be done with our own hands.

"Praise be to the Lord our rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle." Psalms 144:1

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Forte 1 point ago +1 / -0

The bear would be a better president than Pedo Joe too

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ComeysPrisonWallet 12 points ago +13 / -1

What the bear stuff all about?

I didn't get the memo and now I feel left out... :-(

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2016TrumpMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Help Asheville Bears (HAB), is offering a $5,000 reward to anyone who is able to find out who placed the "Trump 2020' on the bear's collar

I guess if they've got $5K to throw at something stupid like this, they don't need any tax dollars.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

What an offense! Put a sticker on a bear's collar? Why that bear must be so mad it's shaking, throwing it's tendies all over the floor. It used to be a cheesemaker!

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Sporadica 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who is the fucking based lad who has the balls to go up to a bear and slap a thicc sticc on it?

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AllTheWayTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't imagine putting the sticker on that tracker would be illegal and if it's not I'd have my buddy turn me in and then confess so we could split the money. It's much worse to put the tracker on the bear than to put the sticker on the tracker.

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bigdickhangsright 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's sad. Had the sticker been hidin' Biden's we'd see all sorta of cutesies wootsies stories about it.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

A reward 😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

"This isn't the first time a bear was spotted in Asheville with a political sticker on its collar..."

...But because it's Trump, we had to put this all over the media and freak out about it.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks.

It's pretty fucking clear to me, the black bear put it on himself. Bears are pretty based.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 1 point ago +2 / -1

Cool - thanks.

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Doth 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bearritos are the new way.

EMBRACE THE FUTURE

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bought breakfast burritos yesterday. Does anybody remember Goya? Hit the jackpot with a local store that stocks nearly everything they make. Couldn't get their conserves, preserves or other exotic jellies I wanted to try, but just about everything else. Spent about $150 on Goya, and only $25 of that was beans. They make a LOT of different things!

If shtf I'm set for months

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freedom_bigly 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love this site. I love the USA. Bears. Burritos. All of it.

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DisbandTheCIA 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is the only social media I enjoy anymore - it reminds me of a grown up version of the old /b/ days.

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DonnieRamesJio 0 points ago +1 / -1

When the Ddos is heavy I go over to Voat and get sad

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Zippythekid 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m offended by this assumption.

Still voting Trump

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_Lurch_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can someone fill me in? It's been a minute since I've last been on here

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Doth 12 points ago +12 / -0

Life comes at you fast. God help you if you're away for 2 days! The only way to get up to speed is to dive into the river and paddle like hell!

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like a bear after a tuna burrito.

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Neophilus 11 points ago +11 / -0

A couple of libtards assaulted a guy with hot coffee for putting trump stickers on wild bears after he wrestled them. He beat them down and celebrated by eating a dark meat chicken burrito in honor of Trinidad and Tobago’s Independence day holiday.

Not quite the whole truth but hopefully that explains things.

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bigdickhangsright 6 points ago +6 / -0

No no no that's exactly how it happened.

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BladderBeerPoopin 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's just the weekend.

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BIGMIKESSMEGMA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Type burrito fight parts 1 and 2 into the search bar.

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NavyGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Burritos at the ready! War horses armored and ready! Memes cannons loaded! Bayonets fixed! Body cams live and ready to record the battle sir! Oooooooarooooooh!

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CelesteD 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have to admit the whole chicken thing baffles me, but I'm up on burritos and bears.

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Jsmitty112 7 points ago +7 / -0

So true. Every time I turn my head it’s a different news article or different meme! I have no clue sometimes what is happening but it’s great that the Donald always explains!! And yes I’ve been voting Trump since he said hello!

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purple_nitrile 3 points ago +3 / -0

we need an outoftheloop.win for those who arent on thedonald 24/7

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Howz3r420 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love it here

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Walls_Work 7 points ago +7 / -0

.win is a mean, bean bearitto machine!

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Error404LifeNotFound 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've always loved burritos and bears. Just like I've always loved Trump.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better play the lottery

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67Vert 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ve been offline for a week and am trying to get what the heck is going on

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Catch up on many threads, but especially look for burrito fight. 2 different videos. The best memes ever made are about this too, in particular laughing man and Hitler. If the search bar works for you that may help

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Brickman45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol the meme factory is on over drive

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gamingthisandthat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love chicken burritos... I know its a bit different...

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Doth 8 points ago +8 / -0

I may be in the minority but I consider a breakfast burrito to be a chicken burrito since it contains Eggs, which are effectively a type of chicken!

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AndrewLB 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • breakfast burritos.

Slight correction.

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Moon_man 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont know about you lads but I'm still voting for trump.

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MixedBlacknWhite 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard when President Trump plays chess, he goes first..and he's the black side.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve always loved both!!

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ChocktawRidge 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Bricks! We love Bricks too!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ludicrous bricks!

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always loved burritos, don't know what you're talking about.

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Forte 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean I've loved burritos for a lot longer than the past couple days, so much so that I keep stuff to make them prepped in the fridge.

Still voting Trump.

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Dime-Baggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I know about the burrito situation, but where'd the bear thing come from? Anyone? I need to get caught up!

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HumblePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

And beans! Don't forget the beans.

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Monkeybeardontcare 2 points ago +2 / -0

bears?? can someone explain??

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing really new about it, remember when Trump Tower had the best taco salad bowls?

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solarlux 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best taco bowls folks.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm way out of the loop on this bear thing. Can someone bring me up to speed?

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wakadon 2 points ago +2 / -0

we have always loved burritos and bears.

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BigPepeEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missed the bear. Might not vote Trump. I'm just saying, I could die before the election. I freely admit that I am against the Clintons and you know how they be Seth Rich'n bitches left and right.

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bubble_bursts 1 point ago +1 / -0

And KFC

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ds420 1 point ago +1 / -0

I been a fan of breakfast burritos for 30 years.

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texascpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's old news. It's now fried chicken and emancipation.