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_Lurch_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can someone fill me in? It's been a minute since I've last been on here

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Doth 12 points ago +12 / -0

Life comes at you fast. God help you if you're away for 2 days! The only way to get up to speed is to dive into the river and paddle like hell!

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like a bear after a tuna burrito.

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Neophilus 11 points ago +11 / -0

A couple of libtards assaulted a guy with hot coffee for putting trump stickers on wild bears after he wrestled them. He beat them down and celebrated by eating a dark meat chicken burrito in honor of Trinidad and Tobago’s Independence day holiday.

Not quite the whole truth but hopefully that explains things.

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bigdickhangsright 6 points ago +6 / -0

No no no that's exactly how it happened.

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BladderBeerPoopin 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's just the weekend.

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BIGMIKESSMEGMA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Type burrito fight parts 1 and 2 into the search bar.