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EpicPede 25 points ago +27 / -2

Taco Supreme sunflower seeds? Where were these when I was quitting Nicotine?

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Doth 16 points ago +16 / -0

My friend, I hope you were successful! I have been clean of nicotine for 11 years! Smelling a cigarette still tests my character and willpower.

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EpicPede 7 points ago +8 / -1

I was successful friend! 2 years in November with not even a small relapse. I don't expect the temptation will ever leave haha. Stay strong brother.

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

.... I love ciggys. After watching fauci get everything about everything wrong, I question everything the gov has ever told me. There’s a 20% chance I’ll get lung cancer in 60 years? Fuck it. I’ll roll those dice

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EpicPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love them too man trust me lol

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well congrats on quitting buddy lol I’m just so sick of the governments lies. I remember being 5 years old when the dare and just say no movement came to my school and I remembering standing up like “nah. I was born to smoke. I wanna look like a dragon” Then grew up watching my entire family smoke well into their 80s and 90s. Society only moves as fast as it’s slowest member, so they try and bring everyone down to their weak ass, asthmatic autistic level. I’m not buying it Anymore.

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EpicPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

I feel it. It was more about having control over my addiction than it was for health reasons for me!

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Totally understand. Somehow I got addicted to the least addictive substance on earth, weed lol. I can stop buying cigarettes today and wouldn’t feel it in the slightest. God forbid I go a day without weed. Get night sweats and anxiety and shit. Quitting weed was fucking hard as shit and like you said, it was more about knowing I could control it than anything health related. Proud of you bud!

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell yeah! I did it cold turkey, too. And I haven't had tobacco since. My strategy is this: when I want to have tobacco...

I don't.

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EpicPede 4 points ago +5 / -1

excellent strategy lol

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EpicPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hell yeah. Good work man.

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ill_take_a_coke [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hope you're doing well. I smoked about a pack a day but quit at 23. Just started recently getting cravings 5 years later. Crazy how it sneaks up on you!

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EpicPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

I did it my dude. 2 years in November. The cravings never really left but its ok. Stay strong!

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

I probably ODd on sodium with how many sunflower seeds I was consuming while quitting chew

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EpicPede 1 point ago +2 / -1

same man

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Kerensky 3 points ago +3 / -0

I too wish to know where to purchase this delicacy.

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Titan42 12 points ago +12 / -0

M&P 9mm?

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ill_take_a_coke [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes!

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Titan42 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice! If I take this security job that's the standard issue weapon. Had an M&P 40 a while back too, fun weapon. Easy to shoot

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you can treat it like a trashy hoe and it’ll still shoot

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Titan42 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do love trashy hoes

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Keep it close to your dick pede. But never let it touch

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Titan42 6 points ago +6 / -0

Side note: I cannot stop laughing at your username, hilarious. Well done

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s even funnier cause it’s true. When I race motorcycles, my leather suit and helmet and boots and gloves make me look like a power ranger. Super fun on reddit when retards would call me racists and I’d get to flex on them with pics of me racing Ducati’s and simultaneously put them in their place

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 4 points ago +5 / -1

Looks like a Shield vs. a standard M&P

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ill_take_a_coke [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thanks for sticky, fellow Donaldinos! Make sure you all eat your breakfast burritos tomorrow and, most of all, Trump 2020!

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get you a fixed blade for punching through the thick skulls of violent commies!

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ill_take_a_coke [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any recommendations?

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

KA-BAR!

https://www.kabar.com/

Many styles available.

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking gorgeously wear-worn and still as beautiful as Excalibur!

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Desertwhale 9 points ago +9 / -0

I carry a glock 26 with extra mag, and a S&W knife. Why have I not been carrying Taco Bell sunflower seeds?

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ill_take_a_coke [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

The most important part of the EDC kit

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Desertwhale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly! I have the pearce ext. plus the grip tape. Love this little guy <3

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Btw. Hilarious username. Boondocks saints racist jokes still funny 😜👌

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shields for the win. Best EDC pistol, change my mind

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pelt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would try.. but just so happens you are correct.

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Username 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where is the best place to carry it? I have one, but every place I try either feels uncomfortable or I print.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely the waistband by your natural God given gun. Get a comfy holster and you’ll never know it’s there. It also takes a week or two to get used too. But it’s by far the smallest, most reliable 8+1 pistol you can carry. I wish I could recommend holsters for you, there are plenty, unfortunately I got the gay one with the built in laser and only ONE dude on amazon makes a holster for it. Eventually I’m going to buy the normal one and get an upgraded holster. Check out “crossbreed holsters” I think my friend recommended once?

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Username 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry for the delay. Thanks so much for your help!

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don’t mention it pede. As much as I love you, I wasn’t waiting around all day refreshing for your gratitude 😜 happy to help my fellow pedes in any way I can!

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're not printing. They just think they are. You have to be incredibly fat to print 2 or 4 o'clock IWB with a singlestack in a comfortable holster and a belt hard enough to hold up the gun and holster without bending. Any tshirt that's loose on the body and drops two or three inches below the belt covers everything. No gun is concealable in yoga pants and tops tighter than your own skin unless you use a bra holster (or zap carry if you're a man). Fanny packs and concealed carry purses completely mitigate any need not to print.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are both too bulky for me. I waistband carry so every mm counts to me.

But yes, those are both outstanding guns as well, the handles are just too thick for my comfort. I like the extra slim design of the shield.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ooooh! Yeah I forget to mention my hands are fucked up lol my thumb is basically like permanently dislocated and my pinky curls inwards so the thinness makes it easier for me to grip 😂 holding a glock was like holding a brick to my hands.

I do the slidey thing too 😂 fucking belt loops get in the way though. I hate I’m not in an open carry state. I’d love to just have it on my OWB like the police or a cowboy before they turned gay. Plus then everyone knows I have it so I won’t get into needless confrontations and then I could be more selective of a better gun with more rounds to carry.

And I’m constantly surprised at the things accuracy. I’m a shit shot, but I miss at the exact same spot every time lol

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao come have a beer with me. Once my BAC hits legal drunk levels, I turn into Dave Chappelle 😇

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ruger LC9S is slimmer, has a better trigger, as accurate if not even more, cheaper. Sig P365 comes with night sights out of the box, better trigger, even bigger capacity in the same size for not much more money. Glock 43 fits my hand even better than the shield and there are doublestack hicap mags for it just like the P365. Walther PPS is exactly the same as the S&W Shield with different aesthetics.

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jarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those and the dill pickle are my default baseball watchin' seeds.

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ill_take_a_coke [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honorable mention to David Jalapeno Hot Salsa as well from me!

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RedditCantCensorMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also carry a Shield as my EDC. Great choice, fellow Pede!

Have you looked into Talon grips?

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ill_take_a_coke [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm checking them out right now! Thanks for the recommendation.

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TehAgent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Id recognize it anywhere; extended mag and all.

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Martin_VanNostrand 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like you're covering all the essential self protection groups...and with some spice to boot!

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds horrible. I want the semechki to taste like semechki. It is the Russian bot way.

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Walther 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mods are geeked up for FN tonight. This is the 3rd stickied post today featuring an FN! I love it! Bought me a five seven tonight frens :)

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's Sabre Red isn't it? I carry that stuff everyday too. Only had to use it on a couple of dogs once but it works great.

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ill_take_a_coke [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! Luckily I haven't had to deploy it yet, but I'm glad to hear it works well.

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a Kershaw? I had one with a faulty liner lock and got rid of it, upgraded to a gerber fastball.

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h3xAd3c1m4L 1 point ago +1 / -0

M&P Shield? I’m looking forward to getting the 2.0 performance center version.

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Username 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hi! Would you mind sharing what kind of holster that is and do you recommend it?

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ModsBanPaleos -1 points ago +1 / -2

Lol the seeds