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PatriotSkorzeny 25 points ago +27 / -2

Don’t let actual Marines see THAT photo. He won’t live it down.

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Spaceforcejuan 13 points ago +14 / -1

omg please let actual marines see this photo. they will help him over a course of time realize how much of a derp he was then lol.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago +8 / -1

Send it to his DI... smack in the middle of Basic.

Seriously, you must do this.

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SwanS0ng 9 points ago +10 / -1

Certainly don't mail it to his drill instructors!

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +5 / -1

Be sure to pack something insanely embarrassing in the same package. A fleshlight works.

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Creepy_Ginger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Marine here, I'll be nice... but do NOT go to Basic looking like that. You'll be targeted, looking like a fairy. Them damn cuffs so big like you about to fly away and shit.

Or do, because it'd be funny as hell.

I remember my buddy who was a Marine sent me porn in basic..

I did not like that day.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

You walked the line between diplomacy and honesty as best you could.

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M1911A1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Please post a graduation picture. Welcome to the Marine Corps family.

Tell him that the secret to surviving Boot Camp is to never quit.

I'm an old retired Marine that remembers steel helmets and .45 caliber pistols.

The young folks who join today and keep the faith are going to be challenged as never before. I was a seventeen year old wiseacre kid when I joined and I will never, ever forget how great it was to be a Marine when Ronald Reagan was President. SNCOs who had served in Vietnam were my mentors.

I had a tame but honorable career in the Reserves, was called up for OIFI and retired. The young Marines when I retired were first rate. I like to think I handed off the baton as well as I could.

I can only begin to imagine the pressures of constant deployment and the effects of the long years of Obama policies have put on the young Marines today, and those who lead them.

Tell him to never give up and that this old timer is jealous because I will never know what it feels like to be a young, hard charging Marine while Donald Trump is President. Tell him thank you and I'm sure he'll keep the faith.

Semper Fi.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

This grateful civilian teared up a bit Marine.

Never met a Marine, young or old, that I didn't like. I've had the pleasure of meeting several WWII Marines, some KW Marines including one of the Chosin Few, many VN vets all the way up to "The New Breed" (including my Brother) currently serving and many peace time Marines too. (But are Marines ever at peace?) 😉

Uncle Sugar's Misguided Children are a breed unto themselves.

Thank you Marine!

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Hjfp5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just do what you are told. It's that easy. They tell you to keep doing pushups, keep doing pushups till you cant anymore. They cant make you after that. They will turn their back and you think that you can take a breather, but it's a trap. There is another DI you dont see ready to pounce when you stop.

Literally do everything you are told, and you will be fine. Seriously. They tell you to stand on your head and sing camptown races, dont hesitate. They don't let you in on the "why" but you are being programmed and trained to take orders without question. It seems like they are fucking with you, and some DIs probably take it too far from time to time, but following orders in a timely manner saves lives. They dont tell you, because it's not their job to tell you. Just do what you are told, if you don't you are useless in the military framework. That goes for any branch.

Ahhhhhh, getting smoked by doing mountain climbers till your legs dont work anymore and your rack mate has to drag you back. It's a feeling you can only get in Marine Corp boot camp.

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GeestigeNaam 19 points ago +20 / -1

Semper fi- I await his hazing

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Mad_Hattie 8 points ago +8 / -0

You raised him right!

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magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congrats Mama-pede...And God Bless your handsome son for choosing to serve our country.

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PropagandaWizard1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

When you get his mailing address in Boot Camp post it here so he gets a billion letters.

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trump212121 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOUNG PATRIOT! MAGA

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JustInTime2_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stay alert, stay alive. Thank you for allowing him to serve.

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IwantmyCountryback 5 points ago +5 / -0

What an awesome patriot. Thank you for raising this wonderful young man. He will grow in to a fine Marine.

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

You raised a good kid. Best of luck to you and him both.

Please thank him for his service.

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husker91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome!! God Bless the USA!!

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Desertwhale 4 points ago +4 / -0

You raised a fine young man!

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sickofaltspin 4 points ago +6 / -2

Did you buy him a box of crayons?

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The_New_Pope -2 points ago +1 / -3

That insult reads like a lefty wrote it.

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The_New_Pope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't know about the crayon eating thing, I prefer Elmer's glue. Take my upvote.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The few. The proud.

Don't let him wear that or even pack that to basic. Don't let anybody at basic see that pic.

He looks almost exactly like my youngest Son at that age.

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RealWomenLoveTrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of fellow pedes being kind of rude about my kid. I'm disappointed, I'll admit.

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Magafactured 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ignore these assholes - He looks like a great and capable kid. I went into the Corps at 17 also. Thank-you for your service to us all by raising a young patriot in times like this - He will be strong and successful. 🙏🇺🇸

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bananafone 2 points ago +3 / -1

He's going to "fit" right in. rofl

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Madmonk 1 point ago +3 / -2

Be sure and send this pic to his DI. He'll appreciate getting to know your son a little better. ;)

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Barack-Obama -1 points ago +1 / -2

Do Marines get to shower together? It would be awesome to see all those big penises up close.

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cjcivicx -1 points ago +2 / -3

Send it to him while he’s in basic... the DIs will die laughing then make him push just to read it...

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Dialectic -1 points ago +1 / -2

This photo needs sent to his instructors ASAP.