-I went to the grocery store to pick up a handful of things.

-The store "required" masks but a good bit of people werent wearing them, neither was I.

-As Im picking things out, an older guy comes up and says, "Cmon man, why arent you wearing your masks? Where's your mask?"

-I told him, "My mask is stuck up your ass. Id get it but your head is in the way."

-He's offended and it shows but doesnt say anything

-I walk away to check out, trying not to laugh at what I thought was a top kek comeback.

-'Feels good man' for the rest of the day.