Ok. So I watched this wretched bitch like 30 minutes ago and now I'm out in the garage working on my motorcycle and I have this shrill voice in my head that keeps saying "bear, bear, bear, please bear, don't eat my kayak, bear, bear bear ..." What a cunt.
Same, I'm definitely the kind of person who would enjoy seeing a bear destroy a kayak, but I never knew how much enjoyment I could get out of it under the right circumstances.
She's nature/craft Karen...they tend to not be quite as porky. Although she's not that trim from the looks of her face (kayaking can burn a lot of calories, so...you know...she must be replacing them).
There's needlepoint, a doll, and a stuffed bear (hmmm, yeah), but where are the cats? I see no cats in the video; there have to be cats somewhere in that abode.
She was basically yelling at some vague idea in her mind of God. Her life is so filled with privilege that she thinks she can yell at God like he's a submissive boyfriend and tell him what to do. God, make that bear stop eating my kayak cries
Dude, I was laughing so hard at her, then reading these comments and I'm crying too.
Holy hell.
I gotta go see the video interview linked sbove, but what kept running through my head was a prim version of my blonde white girl ass who has no business being let out of the house alone LMAO.
Bear wasn't breaking anything until she sprayed it. Then it was like "alright, that's how you want to play, huh?" and went back to fuckin her kayak up.
Please everyone note that I absolutely fucking hate transcribing, but this is gold, pure, 24 karat, gold.
Crazed Un-Married Liberal Fem-Nazi: "Thank you for leaving my kayak alone! I'm going to pepper spray you in the face. That's what I'm going to do to you.
pepper sprays Chad bear
"Go away. NOOOOO!!! Get away from the kayak!!! Get away from that kayak! Come here! Come on! Stop it, Bear! sToP iT! bEar!! BeAr!!! bEaR, yOu'Re BrEaKinG iT! yOu'Re BrEaKinG mY kAyaK! Why are you doing that?!? Why are you breaking my kayak!?!? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? WhAt aM I goNna doOOO? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? STOP IIIIIIIIIT! BeAr, stop tHAt! STOP THAT BEAR!!! beAr sTAHPPP! STOP BREAKING MY KAYAAAAAK PLEASE!!!! PLEASE STAHP!!! gOsh dArNit!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why are you doing that?!?!? BEHR, PLZ STAHP!!! PLS STAHP BAYER! IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!! WhY ArE yOu HeRe?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! BEHR!!! BAYER!!! STOP THAT!! STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BaYeR!!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! PUH-LEASE STAHP DAT BEHR!!! BERH PLEASE STAHP THAT, PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS!!! SQUEAL + SIGH PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS, BEAR! BEHER! PLEASE STAHP BREAKIN' MY TINGS!!! IT's NOT, IT's NOT EVEN FOOD!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GUD!! IT'S JUST PLASTIC! BERH, BEHR PUH-LEASE STAHP! PLZ STOP BAYER! BAER, PUH-LEASE STOP!!! PLS STOP THAT, BAY-ER. beAr, I dOn'T caRe, I'M goIn' ta bEaR sPraY yoUUUUUU! PLZ STOP! BAYER, BAYER!! BEHR, BEAR, BEAR PLZ STOP!"
Lol, don't ever tell me that animals aren't smart. That bear was all cool about not touching her precious kayak until she sprayed 'em, then the bear KNEW exactly what to destroy in order to get to her. People can be so dumb.
"Why are you breaking my kayak?" Maybe because you fucking maced him your crazy whore. Go back to getting fucked by every black guy you meet in the red lobster parking lot.
This is also why so many lefties are vegan - they think nature is all peaceful and beautiful, completely ignoring the fact that sometimes things in nature will eat each other, or your kayak, or even you. And most importantly - that's how it's supposed to be!
That lady sounds crazy as fuck
Make mental institutions great again! Was funny at first, but then sad and I quit early.
Her voice was so shrill I couldn’t finish it
Yeah, I had to shut off the sound. Why do they all sound alike? Kind of surprised the bear didn't attack just to shut her the hell up.
Shut off the sound then skipped to the end to see if the bear ate her.
I am disappoint
Ok. So I watched this wretched bitch like 30 minutes ago and now I'm out in the garage working on my motorcycle and I have this shrill voice in my head that keeps saying "bear, bear, bear, please bear, don't eat my kayak, bear, bear bear ..." What a cunt.
Start a go fund me with salmon instead of $$$ to get him to go back and finish the job
I wanted another bear to come out of nowhere and eat her so badly.
So dissapointed.
Dang -- I did the same thing.
Well, I didn't shut off the sound but I did skip to the end because that witch's screech was too much to bear. (Pun intended.)
Could only take a few seconds and wanted the bear to win because she was obnoxious and mean.
Me too. What a ripoff.
No sticker for that bear
So you're saying it was unbearable?
At the end she tells the bear that he's worse than Donald Trump
It's amazing
Same, I'm definitely the kind of person who would enjoy seeing a bear destroy a kayak, but I never knew how much enjoyment I could get out of it under the right circumstances.
It doesn't. She's still in my head 30 minutes later saying "bear, bear, bear, please bear ..."
You could try changing your name to please_Stop bear
It's like the soundtrack to amateur porn.
No attack, bear munches kayak, dumbass whines about it.
Bear please stop! Bear! Bear!
Gosh darn it!
https://youtu.be/CVS1UfCfxlU is how you handle a bear.
https://youtu.be/rbE53XUtVw0
Based Bear is tired of the bullshit, he's seen a lot.
that guy is super lucky. those grizzleys arent sissies like black bears
Correct. Commulibs have no brain. Only REEEE
It was sad :(
I made it to the end. It does not get better.
Nose-ring clinches it: EXCLUSIVE interview with woman who yelled at black bear over kayak
Free stuff REEEEEE
Gibs muh! Garuntee she is currently 400 pounds, shaved head, and has blue armpit hair.
Right? That immediately stood out.
Literally taking advantage of human goodwill.
That's a large amount of money to give someone for free. You better not be a random person on the internet if you want me to give you $400-$1K.
Holy hell- put a collar on her top and she is exactly as I envisioned. 😶
Not fat with pink hair. Slightly disappointed.
She's nature/craft Karen...they tend to not be quite as porky. Although she's not that trim from the looks of her face (kayaking can burn a lot of calories, so...you know...she must be replacing them).
There's needlepoint, a doll, and a stuffed bear (hmmm, yeah), but where are the cats? I see no cats in the video; there have to be cats somewhere in that abode.
How do you have +73 upvotes, no downvotes but 14 points?
The points counter has been messing up lately. If you refresh it fixes itself. Trust the number between the arrows. That’s been correct.
I don't know why, I don't know how, but I'm pretty sure it's fucking Spez.
If you upvote a post in a thread, it shows the upvote counter for every post as the number of upvotes for that one post. Seems like a new bug.
Not sure but I do know some things take time to catch up. Edits in particular.
Counter is messed up.
They all sound exactly the same
That voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Who could be with someone like that?
No one. That’s why she’s alone in the forest recording herself pepper spraying a bear.
Bingo
How empowered
Me and my lady cactus would have had quite a few 10mm rounds in the bear... I mean a Trump 2020 sticker on it
Elizabeth Warren has entered the chat
High, shrill voices seem to be the new trend. I find it so annoying I have mostly stopped watching TV.
It's valley girls all over again.
Well, as evident by the solo Kayaking in a remote location... clearly no one!
Another crazy chick, a soy male or any black guy, tbh.
Can you imagine that screech next to your ear? ...shudder...Poor bear.
Yep - we can't rule out the chance that this is a liberal man.
The Revinator strikes again
I was rooting for the bear the whole time.
This is so hilarious!!! Like the bear can understand her . . . unbelievably stupid.
Bear seems to understand just fine.
Bear: doesn't fuck up kayak
Crazy bitch: thank you for not fucking up my kayak
Bear: ya, well I am not an asshole, so of course I am not going to fuck your shit up for no good reason.
Crazy bitch: maces bear
Bear: ah, what? You done wh-...nah, FUCK YO KAYAK! How you like that bitch?
I don't know about the rest of you, but this is exactly how it went down in my mind.
Pls Stahp!
You jest but if her eight cats understand her then why can't a bear?
She’s yelling at a bear for doing bear things in a bear area. Doesn’t she know BLM; bear lives matter
We all need Bear Lives Matter t-shirts.
She was basically yelling at some vague idea in her mind of God. Her life is so filled with privilege that she thinks she can yell at God like he's a submissive boyfriend and tell him what to do. God, make that bear stop eating my kayak cries
She said gosh darn which makes this even more a head scratcher.
Omg!!! 😹😹😹
Dude, I was laughing so hard at her, then reading these comments and I'm crying too.
Holy hell.
I gotta go see the video interview linked sbove, but what kept running through my head was a prim version of my blonde white girl ass who has no business being let out of the house alone LMAO.
Sometimes those blonde jokes are true...
I bet she had a 🌯 in there.
Bear to crazy lady .. Ima eat you last
FACT: 9/10 bears prefer burrito appetizers before eating idiot liberals.
The idiots probably taste bitter.
The Chad Jeb! supporter
A black bean burrito is in that kyak. MAGA bear knows.
Made with Goya Frijoles Negros - only the finest!
For a second i thought that was a bullet
He's breaking your kayak because you are an annoying cunt!
Bear wasn't breaking anything until she sprayed it. Then it was like "alright, that's how you want to play, huh?" and went back to fuckin her kayak up.
Please everyone note that I absolutely fucking hate transcribing, but this is gold, pure, 24 karat, gold.
Crazed Un-Married Liberal Fem-Nazi: "Thank you for leaving my kayak alone! I'm going to pepper spray you in the face. That's what I'm going to do to you.
pepper sprays Chad bear
"Go away. NOOOOO!!! Get away from the kayak!!! Get away from that kayak! Come here! Come on! Stop it, Bear! sToP iT! bEar!! BeAr!!! bEaR, yOu'Re BrEaKinG iT! yOu'Re BrEaKinG mY kAyaK! Why are you doing that?!? Why are you breaking my kayak!?!? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? WhAt aM I goNna doOOO? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? STOP IIIIIIIIIT! BeAr, stop tHAt! STOP THAT BEAR!!! beAr sTAHPPP! STOP BREAKING MY KAYAAAAAK PLEASE!!!! PLEASE STAHP!!! gOsh dArNit!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why are you doing that?!?!? BEHR, PLZ STAHP!!! PLS STAHP BAYER! IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!! WhY ArE yOu HeRe?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! BEHR!!! BAYER!!! STOP THAT!! STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BaYeR!!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! PUH-LEASE STAHP DAT BEHR!!! BERH PLEASE STAHP THAT, PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS!!! SQUEAL + SIGH PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS, BEAR! BEHER! PLEASE STAHP BREAKIN' MY TINGS!!! IT's NOT, IT's NOT EVEN FOOD!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GUD!! IT'S JUST PLASTIC! BERH, BEHR PUH-LEASE STAHP! PLZ STOP BAYER! BAER, PUH-LEASE STOP!!! PLS STOP THAT, BAY-ER. beAr, I dOn'T caRe, I'M goIn' ta bEaR sPraY yoUUUUUU! PLZ STOP! BAYER, BAYER!! BEHR, BEAR, BEAR PLZ STOP!"
Totally awesome transcribing!!!
You're doing good work there 'pede!
And I lost it there.... 😂
If that's a pun, my hat goes off to you
That was excellent.
Doing the Lord's work.
Thank you.
new copypasta
Bear refused to put on mask?
They all sound the same
Yes, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"USE YOUR WORDS"
bear is always chad, fuck libtards we got bears
LOL.
Oh man, my sides
Underrated comment.
"why are you robbing me, please stop" kek
Literal tears... and my wife just yelled ‘WTF was that’ from the other room.
Sounds like those bitches at the Portland rallies.
Haha yup. Mine was what the hell is that.
Just a woman screaming at a bear. The usual.
Same here
"BEAR"
It will eat her though.
Freakin Olive Oyl
I hear it!
I have no idea why bear didn't stop... Did she tried calling a social worker??
That lady is FUCKED in the head
The video is enough evidence thst she uncritically supports BLM and Joe Biden without thinking.
I don't normally advocate bear attacks on humans, but it's not a hard and fast rule.
B E A R
STAHP THAT!!
Lol, don't ever tell me that animals aren't smart. That bear was all cool about not touching her precious kayak until she sprayed 'em, then the bear KNEW exactly what to destroy in order to get to her. People can be so dumb.
God she has a super annoying voice, can't imagine putting up with that bullshit for any period of time.
Imagine getting a Cochlear implant to restore hearing, and this lady is your wife
Sorry, maybe she should ave tried speaking Canadian, eh? Sorry, eh.
soorey
Smarter than the average bear; this species knows exactly how to deal with communists.
RIP Timothy.
Yeah, even if he was naive he seemed like a genuinely good person, and he definitely had some grit to be doing what he did.
Oh this is so funny to me.
Fuck yo kayak
Her "Poetry" sucks... no wonder only one person showed up to her "open mic", and he was only looking for some free food.
KEK
Stupidity level, unlimited.
The lady left her STFU pills in the kayak and the nice bear was just trying to find them for her.
Omg. That is painful to watch and hear. I want to apologize to any man that ever has to deal with that Karen
OMG shut the fuck up lady. Poor bear
Is this bitch retarded?
Why Bear?! Its The End Of September!
my fucking eardrums
"Why are you breaking my kayak?" Maybe because you fucking maced him your crazy whore. Go back to getting fucked by every black guy you meet in the red lobster parking lot.
I hate females so much.
This is also why so many lefties are vegan - they think nature is all peaceful and beautiful, completely ignoring the fact that sometimes things in nature will eat each other, or your kayak, or even you. And most importantly - that's how it's supposed to be!
Today has been such a laugh fest.
Is it wrong to wish the bear ate that girl?
What an asshole. He wouldn’t even answer her.
Sexisssssssst