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AmericaFirstMAGA88 12 points ago +12 / -0

The bear. The burrito. The frog. The wall. The train which hath no breaks.

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Whimpy13 15 points ago +15 / -0

Let me tell you the tale of the Frog, the Bear, the Burrito and the Wall.

"I could fuckin' kill for a Burrito." said the Bear.

"Me too." said the Frog.

"Get on and we'll go to Burrito land." said the Bear.

The Frog jumped up on the Bear and the two frens set of towards Burrito land.

After a few hours they reached the Wall.

It was a HUGE Wall. The biggliest. No way to climb it.

So they went through the Gate because they're not a bunch of fuckin' illegals and had the best Burritos of their lives.

The End.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao yes Great story. My favorite part is when they obeyed the laws of the land, because they weren't a bunch of fuckin illegals.