ME AN THE BOYS HOURS INTO TRYING TO FIND A PICTURE OF BIG MIKE OBAMA PREGNANT.
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posted ago by nickybops
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A college professor was fired for saying that recently
Have they finally discovered a cure for tenure?
Did they have Missile tits? Cause Missile tits doesn't give a fuck.
But motor boaters care.
I think I learned something about ovaries and a womb needed to make it possible for a female human to become pregnant.
A dude in a dress does not pass these basic requirements.
Not only is there no picture, but "she" openly admits that Barry was not able to, or just unwilling to, fulfill "his" part of the procedure.
So "her" story is that the children were created in a laboratory.
Another coincidence, Oprah decided to go ahead with the brainwashing of "men can have children" in 2008. Some "guy" from Hawaii was big news. If Oprah had been told to run cover for Barry and his odd personal life, it would have looked like that, sort of.
Or try to find a picture of Biden sniffing a black girl.
They had a surrogate. The true Detective work that needs to be done is verifying her childhood photos
yep
Why hasn’t 4chan engineered one of those stupid social media campaigns like “bump day” where women post pics from thei me pregnancies with a hashtag and get all the celebs to do it. Then constantly @ Michael obama and laugh At the lack of participation
Go tell them your plan Pede! Unleash the weaponized autism!!
I would make you secretary of irregular warfare pede.
Better chance of an elephant moon walking through the eye of a needle.
The thirstiest, most narcissistic couple on the face of the earth, and yet they fail to monetize the Obama family album? Not likely.
Men cannot give birth...
They don't exist.
Ive seen pictures of Michelle when (she?) was a little girl. Like 3 or 4yrs old. Maybe her parents were sick and put a boy in a dress, but i am leaning towards no.
Sorry, i love Michael jokes as much as the next person. I dont actually believe that though.
Btw, Have you seen the traps on her?
It is a little sketchy. Who is to say it isn't just some random black family pic? It's hard to spot similarities and differences between a 3 yr old and a 50 yr old. I mean, if some AI said they're the same person I'd believe it, but the truth is that there's no 100% proof.
Had to Google, couldnt find
And you KNOW Google would show the photos if they existed because Google would like to make this ~conspiracy~ fact go away
I'll do you one better:
According to public records, Michelle should have been VISIBLY pregnant with Malia circa Spring 1998, and VISIBLY pregnant with Sasha in Spring 2001.
GO FIND TIME-STAMPED PHOTOS OF THOSE TIME PERIODS. SEE IF MICHELLE IS SHOWING!
Barry was only a state senator when she was allegedly pregnant so it isn’t really that surprising there are no public photos
Top kek
Anal sex doesnt work
We don't have Barry's real birth certificate either, and that didn't stop anyone.
I've tried
You can find pregnant photos of almost any celebrity but not him
A little weird methinks
This made me LOL, not gonna lie!
To be fair it was the late 1990s and no one had a camera then, right.....? They did have cameras? Oh....
Well, men can’t get pregnant, so....
Find a picture of Big Mike ramming his dick in King Barry, that would cause a stir.
HAHAHA - I've tried too!!