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Final Boss (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by The_Urge ago by The_Urge +3226 / -0
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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 140 points ago +141 / -1

Literally can’t leave this site for longer than 12 hours

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LtColVindmansVagina 62 points ago +63 / -1

I'm so out of the loop as well

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PeaceThroughStrength 105 points ago +106 / -1

Recap.

Mask Karen harassed Burrito pede in LA. Karen fucked around and her boyfriend found out.

Some Pede with brass balls was feeding some tracked bears in North Carolina and tagged a Trump 2020 sticker on Yogi.

Elon Musk brought America back to the space race and his rocket returned American astronauts to the Florida Panhandle. Matt Gaetz' constituents showed the Discovery Channel how Real Florida votes.

Before Sunday ended, Trinidad & Tobago KFC pulled a complete SILENCE BRAND and tied a new marketing campaign to BLM through the use of chicken drumsticks.

And the weekend basically started with Maxwell confirming that Bill Clinton had frequent trips to Satan's little Carribean get away.

This was an excellent weekend.

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oEMPYREo 42 points ago +43 / -1

And to add the guy involved in the coffee fight is a user here and comments. I forgot his username

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NormaJeanRocks 31 points ago +32 / -1

He should just go with Burrito Chad, its how we all know him.

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PeaceThroughStrength 23 points ago +23 / -0

I believe it was u/wakingmajority

Shoot him a private message and show support!

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wakingmajority 18 points ago +18 / -0

It was me!

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PeaceThroughStrength 13 points ago +13 / -0

Absolute Lad.

I'm sorry you're going through those death threats.

I'm not a CA attorney but I can refer you to one regarding the threats, and another for the use of your likeness by TMZ and other outlets.

The use of your likeness is purely monetary so that might be something you're interested in.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Should have just let him eat his burrito

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ApocolipticPePe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wow! Can you be in charge of weekly winning re-cap this should be a thing

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BuffaloReaper94 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Karen fucked around and her boyfriend found out." is an excellent summary. Actually, this just brought to mind a comment I made a couple of weeks ago - these women are so vocal and so "in your face" because they know they won't be the ones who get jacked in the face. They believe in the cause so much they're willing to have someone else die for it.

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dingdongbob 12 points ago +12 / -0

The ridiculous thing is that some libtards are having a mental breakdown cause it is cruel and inhumane. Ya let's just ignore the ear tags and big ass collar.

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spanglevision 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yup, I missed the bear story too. The Donald Dot Win moves fast. Not checking in for 12 hours is too long.

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strawberryismyjam 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you for the recap.

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PeaceThroughStrength 2 points ago +2 / -0

😁

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grenades_and_ham 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was off for half a day yesterday and I wake up to Bears, Boats, and KFC. Took me an hour to catch up on it all.

"Try and keep please."

Literally.

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KColl123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same here. It's what I check before bed and the first thing I check when I get out of bed. Even during work, I have to take breaks to keep up with all the awesome content.

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Barkumo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got you fam.

First we have the great breakfast burrito fight, this is why the bear is holding a burrito. Why a bear? That's because someone put a Trump 2020 sticker on a black bear. The friend chicken is from KFC pandering to BLM.

I have to assume you already know about Biden, soy, Antifa, and Chads.

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WinMoreReeLess 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something, nearly everyone used to know by age 5, but that the cucks somehow missed learning.

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know why.

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FreeAndHostile 16 points ago +16 / -0

Just use the keyboard cheat code M-A-G-A to bypass him and gain access to the Red Pill Warp Zone.

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Horton 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cuck Pedo joe is confused

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Walls_Work 12 points ago +12 / -0

I never would have believed that one day I'd run out of disk space because of all the bookmarks I'd be creating in such a short period of time.

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Pixel 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now this is the quality shitposting I like to see.

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SmokeyScottishpede 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh no, where is my iphone to call poli- I mean, social workers!!!! I need counseling while my nose bleeds!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't approve of showing the soy boys as the protagonist.

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CelesteD 10 points ago +10 / -0

They aren't.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hate to get all semantic on you... But they are....

"pro·tag·o·nist

/prōˈtaɡənəst,prəˈtaɡənəst/

the leading character or one of the major characters in a drama, movie, novel, or other fictional text."

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I'm well aware of what the word means, but thank you. I meant more along the lines of "they are NOT the good guys"

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nanowerx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where were you when the Summer of Memes exploded all over TheDonald?

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mykillk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I call this, the ThumbBreaker move!

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CelesteD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even if player dumb manages to beat the top half of the bear by some ungodly ballot harvesting cheat mode, the bottom half is just burrito chad flipped upside down with workboots on his hands waiting his turn to tag in. You can see his head right in the middle.

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BallsackPaneer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Overheard in an Agile chat room:

"Did you hear about TheDonald.win?"

"No"

"They're running 1hr meme sprints and their release pipeline has no curves!"

"Gasp"

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Magentapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

My memes keep expiring

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Patriot76 6 points ago +6 / -0

*Your triggering critically hit the virgin soy commie

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colinoscopy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whats the story behind the bear thing?

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

somebody found a bear with a Trump 2020 sticker ON HIS TRACKING COLLAR.

No one knows how it got there for sure, and liberals have lost their minds and are offering a 10k reward to find who did it because apparently its "cruelty".

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colinoscopy 3 points ago +3 / -0

surprised they didn't euthanize the bear

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DukeNasty2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trumpy Bear foresaw all of this

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CmonGubMintGibMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lololololol this is great.

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FlyingBuffalo2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cuck Pedo Joe uses Soy Splash! It's not very effective!

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FUCK_TYLER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where’s the Goya!!!!??!! lol

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Bramble 3 points ago +3 / -0

THREE HEALTH BARS

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hmflagler2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this place

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crimsonfancy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Game ends up being reeeeeturned within the 2 hour Steam playtime limit because it's just too (Dark Souls) hard.

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real_russian_bot 3 points ago +3 / -0

YOU DIED

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Old leftist t-shirts: "Punch a Nazi"

New leftist t-shirts: "Throw coffee at bears wearing maga hats wielding breakfast burritos and fried chicken"

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malooch 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's nothing like sipping a hot cup of joe in the morning, logging on to thedonald, coming across a meme you don't understand and then you do a little research and the brilliance of the meme all comes together and you're laughing your ass off at the left and how they suck and can't meme and you realize how fuckin awesome all this shit is.

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dwnwglawblists 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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alcibiades_hammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Y no dong in BLM fist?

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GoodGeotus2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fist of the Soy Boy should have the thumb on the inside, because that’s how they think you should do it

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like it coulda been two health bars to go with two scoops, two genders and two terms. Still very LOL worthy.

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would so play this

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DTOM1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noice... I dont think soy boy here is gonna make it.

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Dukeremington 2 points ago +2 / -0

The red eye 👌🏼

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BurnedExperiment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Impressive length on that health bar

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tonesolaris 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's MAGAbear Chad! Someone call Al Gore!

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