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TheStoneOfSisyphus 82 points ago +84 / -2

Then why did the cashiers and stock boys at the grocery stores NOT all die ?

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Aquamine-Amarine 35 points ago +37 / -2

Pretty sure those people were the first ones to build immunity against this virus. I guarantee you they're all taking their masks off in the break room, breathing in each other's germ infected oxygen. They're all still alive.

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AlphaNathan 21 points ago +21 / -0

I do wonder what the scared muh second wave people think happens to those of us that actually come in to the office. Do they think we're all dead, and just magically come back to life for conference calls?

Or are they abusing remote work (spoiler, it's this).

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 4 points ago +4 / -0

They closed down the conference rooms on my office campus. Still utilized them. No, masks were not worn. These were the mini 10’x15’ rooms too. Crammed a few of us in. Nobody died.

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TitoshandmadePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I should have seen an easy 20 people im my department drop dead or severly sick.

no one wears masks we work around some nasty.

yet no ones been sick.

we've even had department meetings in person. crammed into the conference rooms.

no masks.

its like this virus has an off switch so we can do important stuff.

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MuadDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

And touching all of the products that are then touched by people in masks who then go home and probably do not sanitize every nook and cranny of every single item but quickly check instagram and repost something hateful about someone in a park not wearing a mask.

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McFatty7 12 points ago +12 / -0

Because they already died from the Tax Cuts & Net Neutrality repeal.

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Salt-N-Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Interestingly, i live very near a korean supermarket in ny suburb i heard 3 cashiers got chinese virus and died. Every asian in westchester shopped there more or less

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INK10 3 points ago +3 / -0

same. Minus the drag racing unfortunately.

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INK10 2 points ago +2 / -0

They didn't die because apparently they are immune to the Kung Flu while all teachers are apparently incredibly susceptible. In other words; science.