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watt 65 points ago +66 / -1

get a bump cap for that hat. edit: BTW sweet gear, well done.

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OrangeElvis 27 points ago +27 / -0

BASED FROM HEAD TO TOE>

Rated: FALSE! Cannot see toes.

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blueeyephoto 43 points ago +43 / -0

Suspended my account with them. Told them it was bc of the mask policy. They said you only have to wear it while standing or moving around the gym but not working out. Told them the virus isn't smart enough to know when I'm working out and when I'm not so the mask is pointless.

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russian_bot6547 8 points ago +8 / -0

walking is a low impact 'workout' right? so you shouldnt have to wear the mask..

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MocksFordComma 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's just painful pandering.

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IslamObamaWigwam1 [S] 49 points ago +49 / -0

Yeah, but it’s the only gym around me. So I went out and bought my own exercise equipment. Fuck masks.

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catvideos3 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have a gym with low standards and junk food. Sounds like welfare.

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doublecross 27 points ago +27 / -0

I read that you don’t have to wear the mask anymore at PF

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IslamObamaWigwam1 [S] 61 points ago +61 / -0

You have to wear one unless you’re currently working out. So, I guess you don’t have to wear one if you just walk around telling everyone that you’re currently doing Kegels.

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Alpinix 10 points ago +10 / -0

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh, snap! I needed that laugh, thank you!

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hand them a flashlight and bend over if they don’t believe you.

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ThePatriotGames2016 18 points ago +18 / -0

i'm curious why you were a member there in the first place. They're the dnc of fitness.

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IslamObamaWigwam1 [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Only gym I know of nearby. Last weekend I went out and bought some dumbbells, resistance bands, an ab roller, and a floor mat though, and I’ll check out some exercise apps. Everything was like, $80 bucks. Cheap.

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ThePatriotGames2016 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good for you bro

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2Fangz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, dumbbells and /or plates have been $1 per pound for at least 10 years.

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magaspif 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get a set of gymnastic rings.

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2Fangz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get a freestanding pull up rack. Not a doorway model (too flimsy). Amazon usually has a model for around $100 that is also a dip station on the other side.

Even if you can't do pull ups yet, you can drag a chair under it and do assisted ones with one leg on the chair. Complete gamechanger.

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azn_gay_conservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

good for you starting with dumbbells. free weight is the way to go.

i recommend you get a squat rack and olympic bar with some olympic plates. help you do leg and also bench press alone when you dont have a friend help you spot.

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logicallyevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd also recommend a high intensity yoga program as well. (I use DDPY).

"but yoga's for fags"

Helped me during the 2mo gyms were shut down. Ended up improving my core better than any ab equipment at the gym.

Also flexibility way up which the gf appreciates.

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TheGeneral 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what I call it too.

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CtBigPat 2 points ago +2 / -0

HamPlanet Fatness

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Plops993 13 points ago +13 / -0

My gym is chill AF, they totally don’t care about masks. When the governor issued a lockdown, they sued the governor (lost but it was still awesome)

Mountainside fitness to any in az

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KuhlooKuhlay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Make sure to fill your shirt and pockets with Tootsie Roll midgees on the way out.

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BoogalooBoy92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get yourself a membership at a based powerlifting gym. if they don’t exist around you, buy a squat rack. Tell these mask Nazis to fuck off.

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AetherSurreal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Take off the mask

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago +5 / -3

Nah the messaging on it is pretty lit.

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CMUBigGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your outfit is 100% triggering. It's beautiful.

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Hedonismbot 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL, that t-shirt is money!

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Forgotmyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is the .win mask home made? I’ve been wanting some .win shirts just for advertising purposes

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IslamObamaWigwam1 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I used Zazzle. Online custom clothing site. Same for the shirt. I just took a screenshot of a meme from here and put it on a shirt.

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JTXP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do it without the mask.

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JustInTime2_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Pede.

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like your style. 🥰

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bixnood 4 points ago +4 / -0

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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2SmoothGQ 4 points ago +5 / -1

Love the mask!!!

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onetruecliff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome mask, sir.

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

Teal walls make democrats squeal!!

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anonanomous 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cancelled too when I saw the mask requirement while working out. Time to get my own set or find some bros around where I live to lift with.

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solomon_ecclewise 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you're saying you're NOT David Spade then?

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IslamObamaWigwam1 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?”

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tigressroars 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like your shirt

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m so glad I bought a weight system. These gyms are totally getting fucked by state government!

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Brickwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Planet Fatness.

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SnakeEyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude. 👍🏻

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jigglyp33n 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool. I'd say buy a nice cage with Westside hole spacing and a Texas power bar but that shit is sold out eeeerryywwhheerreee.

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russian_bot6547 2 points ago +2 / -0

check out the book 'solitary fitness' by charlie bronson. can work out at home for zero dollars in a small room. good inspirational read as well

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me-no-likely 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get that body cam!

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SproutGod1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the shirt.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +3 / -1

Noice!

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Pyromnd 2 points ago +2 / -0

At OP, where did you get that awesome shirt.

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TallFunDom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing OP! Can you post the link to that meme on your t-shirt? I want to redpill some friends.

Spez: found it! https://thedonald.win/p/FMqK069o/oh-no-theres-a-virus-quick-burn-/

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LarsOfTheMohicans 2 points ago +2 / -0

Support local gyms. That’s where all the people that know what they’re doing workout anyways

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choobster 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Planet in Ohio chased me down when I walked in, yelling at me for not wearing a mask. I turned around and said cancel my membership now. They had the fucking showers blocked off anyway and that was starting to piss me off. We are supposed to be cleansiderate but we can't even shower off after working out, we have to go home covered in sweat and nasty from the gym. Total clown world.

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Unhappymeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upvoted fellow pede!

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bellcurvestrikesback 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not true. Burrito chad also posted a photo after completion of the saga. Give OP some slack he's repping our home and brave enough to sport a red cap in public